A K-pop Idol's Guide to Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse

Jungkook, you've had like three chapters! Give me a go!

(Suho hyung just said that it was unfair how all the youngest get to do it. Ha. Maknae power, people!)

Since I need to be polite (I'm looking at you, Suho hyung) I will introduce myself as the awesome maknae of EXO, Oh Sehun. I know. Be honoured for my presence. Anyway ...

I didn't get off to a weird start like Kookie seeing zombies in tye shower and running away without pants (ARMYs, don't get weird visions, je still had trousers on), but OUR wake up call about the zombies was pretty much a big slap in the face.

Our manager said that we needed to keep fit especially because our For Life album was ballad songs with pretty much no dancing, so he ordered our choreographer to make us dance our asses off. (Well at least now that zombies are taking over, we won't have pratty managers anymore - ah, damn. Suho hyung heard that.) So we just finished dancing to Lotto, Lucky One, Love Me Right, and were right in the middle of Monster when -

BAM!!

Big thuds, and the door began shaking. We hadn't heard much over the music that was blasting everywhere, but nobody turned it off as we all stood there, staring at the door mutely, frozen. Another crash shook tye door, and a few of us began to back away.

Then, as if it were a movie with the right fitting OST to go with it, the chorus began - "You can call me monster~"

Just as the door caved in with a horrible splintering sound, and a group of ... weird people fell over each other as they began stumbling towards us at a speed faster than I had imagined. ("I'm creeping in your heart babe~")

Literally, the only thought I had right at that moment was, "Wow, the music is so well timed."

I know. My brain does funny things when it's whizzing out of control because it's shocked. I'm pretty sure yours does too, don't judge.

"Wha ..." Baekhyun blinked rapidly, rooted to the ground as one of those things lurched towards him.

Things started really moving when the choreographer screamed as two pounced on her at the same time, and as Lay (thank god for those dancing skills I guess?) leapt forwards and spun Baekhyun out of the way as the zombie-thing halted, confused.

One of them turned to properly face us, it's pupils grotesquely large and taking over the irises, the whites of the eyes already bloodshot. I thought, "Shit. Really?"

And that was when everything fell into chaos.

Notes

Little update. I kinda left our Bangtan boys on a cliffhanger lol ^^ and hello EXO! I also left few hints (idk they're kinda obvious) to what happens later on but they're not really important.

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