A K-pop Idol's Guide to Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse

"Just open the door in their faces, shut it, and run," sighed Namjoon. Jimin grabbed Taehyung's hand and the two escaped down the fire escape first, followed by Jin. Namjoon hyung silently mouthed "Three, two, one -" and then I gritted my teeth, and rammed my shoulder into the door.

Yea, it hurt.

Slamming the door again, I scrambled to my feet and took off running, flying down the stairs three at a time (being tall is good people), hearing Namjoon and Suga and Hoseok and Yoongi hyung behind me, I sprinted, my eyes seeking out the two familar figures disappearing down a darker road.

"This isn't a good-" started Yoongi, but sighed as we all ran past him. "idea. Forget it." Grumbling, he began to run as the thuds of opening doors began to sound from behind us, the erratic moans becoming louder.

Taehyung and Jimin met us back in the small road, and we stood in silence for a few minutes, not really knowing what to do. The weird thing is, I wasn't actually properly scared? I mean, I was freaked out, sure. But I wasn't wetting my pants (I'm too cool for that) and instead, it was more of the adrenaline rush that kept me running, and the whole thing was almost ... Fun.

(No, Jimin hyung, I'm not trying to show off.)

And that was when we heard the crash behind us, and we spun around to see a group of ... Zombies? .. Stumbling towards us at a creepily alarming rate. We were backed into an alley and there was literally no space at all. They were getting closer.

At the front, Jin hyung was going crazy with the knives (moral - do not EVER give Jin hyung knives when he's scared or angry) and yelled, "We don't have enough time to -" he cut off as Yoongi pulled him back as a zombie lurched fowards, growling low in its throat.

And that was when my amazing brain came up with the most amazing idea.

When I screamed, the zombie had stopped, right?

So I thought of the highest sound I had ever heard, opened my mouth, and screamed.

The zombies froze, and letting out a yell of triumph, I lept forwards and swiped at the nearest zombie, the stick connecting with a thwack and knocking the thing to the ground.

Yay. All that training didn't go to waste after all.

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