A K-pop Idol's Guide to Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse

Being a k-pop idol is hard.
Being in a zombie apocalypse is harder.
Being a kpop idol in a zombie apocalypse?
Yup, that's me.
I'll say now - it was hard, okay? To be honest, it's a miracle that so many of us even survived at all. And well .. we're still surviving. This kind of thing ... It never ends until it truly ends.
But we'll be ready.
I don't know if anyone else is out there but -
Yah! What are you doing? You're making this sound all depressing! Since when were you so serious?
Shut up, hyung.
Oh sure, because that is SO kind of you you know?
Thank you. I think people will want toactually read this thing. So go away, please.
I hate you.
Love you too hyung. ^_^

1. Zombies ate my pants

   Don't judge.

2. My high notes are weapons!

   Yup. All that training didn't go to waste. Hooray!

3. My high notes are weapons! P2

4. I can call you monster?

   What a fitting song to be practising at the time when the zombies burst in...

5. Where's Tao when you need him???

   That wushu would have been really useful

6. FIRE THE ROCKET THINGIES

   Who cares what they're called ...

7. NO I DO NOT NEED A REPLAY

   "I need a replay-" "NO I DO NOT THANK YOU VERY MUCH"

8. CALM I AN F*CKING CALM

   I am most definitely calm, I am definitely infinitely collected and calm - shit.

9. You are PRACTISING?!

   I still can't believe how he practised as if we weren't in a zombie apocalypse. Crazy kid...

10. Save me, I need your love before I get eaten-

    That's not funny, Tae...

11. The Wi-Fi ... DOESN'T WORK??!!

    There is no point to trying to survive now TT.TT

12. Wake me, wake me, up~ thirsty, thirsty, for - blood??

    Wow. Great joke, Donghyukkie. Hyung's proud of you. -_-

13. Tell me what to do~ oh~

    Humour is vital in a life and death situation, don't blame me if everyone else is too rock headed to laugh!

14. Hare and the tortoise

    Something actually fit the tale for once ... Huh ...

15. Sudden

    I take about 24 hours to process things sometimes- what? No, I didn't say I was stupid!! YAH!!

16. It's a free world

    When zombies are killing everyone, nobody needs money! What a pleasant surprise.

17. Monkeys and birds

    Because hyungs were too stupid to think of another place to spend the night... Oh well, they always said we were cheeky little monkeys anyway ... ^^

18. Spy Game

    It was a great idea, I'm so proud! Hehe

19. Spy game P2