A K-pop Idol's Guide to Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse

Right. My turn. Finally. Hmph. (No, Key, you're not having it again. Yes, I know the others had more goes. But still, it's my turn!)

First night of a zombie apocalypse - success! Yay.

It passed relatively calmly, thank god. At one point, Lay completely zoned out and started mumbling something about unicorns until Suho tickled him, Chen started freaking out when he realised there was going to be the end of wi-fi and signal (dumb kid), and Sehun and Kai had started to throw knives at the kitchen walls and made a mess until Xiumin told them to stop or the zombies would hear and break in. (They stopped pretty quickly after that.)

But we needed to move.

Taemin came wandering up to me, and asked, "Jonghyun hyung, are we going to move yet?"

I shrugged. "I dunno. Ask Key."

Key told him to ask Minho, who told him to ask Onew, who shrugged.

Very informative, I know. My band mates are dumb. (Ouch!)

Kyungsoo jogged in from the kitchen as we were milling around the living room, looking worried. "There's only enough food to last today and maybe until lunch tomorrow. What do we do?"

After an awkward silence, Key started singing at the same time as Minho, "Tell me what to do~"

Taemim facepalmed.

Suho frowned, unaffected by the silliness. I guess he must see this a lot with EXO. There's twice as many members. Poor guy. "Could we move to the next house?"

Minho shrugged. "But this house is barricaded." I looked at the fragile pile of chairs and books and furniture next to the doors and windows, and snorted. "Barely." He scowled at me.

"We could barricade the next house a bit further away," mused Sehun. "Then we would have several safe houses to stay in, and we could like, clear out a whole town or area and then border it and then bring in survivors and then get weapons and patrol it and control the whole town -"

I coughed. "No thank you." Kai pouted. "But he's right, it could work." Pause. "The first bit of it at least."

"Several safe houses is a good idea," agreed Chen, sighing. "I'm still curious to how this whole shit even started."

Minho and Key locked eyes again. I sighed, and Suho's protest of "Don't swear!" was frowned out by the two's chorus of "I'm so curious~ yeeaaahh~~"

Tasmin pouted. "It's not even that funny."

Agree.

"Isn't there a supermarket around here?" I frowned. "There was this place near the SM building but I ..." I glanced out the window. "I honestly have no idea where we are now."

Lay tapped his fingers on his lap. "We're most likely still in Cheongdam. Definitely still in Gangnam. The SM building is in 106-16, and we ran ... I don't know, twenty blocks?"

I shook my head. "No way. I'm not that fit."

"We practically live here," sighed Kai exasperatedly. "How can we not know where we are?"

"We don't just live here, we train here all day," retorted Lay back. "Our whole lives is -" he stopped. "Was," he corrected himself.

"What's in Cheongdam?" wondered Minho. I shrugged. "What's in Gangnam?"

"The Bighit Entertainment headquarters," Suho said immediately. I raised my eyebrow, and he shrugged. "I search up those kinds of things. BTS are pretty much the only thing fans think of when someone mentions us, really."

"With all the racket our fans and their fans are making, I wonder if they know we read all that stuff," wondered Taemin. "Coz I do."

"I wonder if the -" a loud thump interrupted Baekhyun, and we all froze. Like literally froze on the spot. Another thump. I could see a shadow moving around in front of our door. Yikes.

"Nobody move," whispered Jinki hyung, his eyes fixed on the shadow.

A few seconds later, my muscles began to ache from being tensed up so hard. But I still kept myself locked in place.

A low growl reached our ears, and I could practically see Taemin whimper inside his head. (Yes, Taemin. You did whimper. And no, I know that's not manly.)

"Should we run?" asked Chanyeol slowly, his wide eyes still staring unblinking at the shadow. Suho hadn't moved or spoken. Onew breathed out quietly. "Okay ..." he breathed, moving his hand ever so slowly upwards. "Now quietly, just -"

It was at that moment when the low, barely audible growls erupted into a shrill shriek and with a loud crash, the shadow lunged straight in our direction.

Notes

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