Brotherhood of Idiots

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"Next blind date?"

What? Should I be horrified ? He just admitted to being friends with those idiots! And oh wait, who said I am going on a date with him?

"Who said I am going on a date with you?"

"Umm... Minseok hyung was the one who set it up" he replied as he scratched his head.
"And why do I know nothing of this?"

He just gave me this funny looking smile. Like a big rectangular smile. Cute. I'm gonna kill Minseok oppa.

"Out of curiosity, tell me exactly how are we going out on a date. I mean what are your plans?" I looked at him curiously. "I was thinking we can go to an Amusement park ." He replied.

Okay. I don't have to kill anybody so far. "Would you like to go out with me this Saturday? " he asked seriously. Oh hell why not?

"As long as you don't set anything on fire or try drown me, I think we are good". I got a smile again. Weirdo.

SATURDAY

The sky was clear, the weather is fine and I'm hopeful that everything will turn out great. I heard the doorbell ringing and the door opening. I was finishing my makeup and trying to find my shoes. Oppa can open the door. He and Baekhyun are friends after all.

"Make sure you guys are back before 10 tonight" I heard Minseok oppa talking.
I came out of my room and saw Baekhyun talking to Minseok. Jongin and Jongdae are both lounging on the sofa pretending to be unconcerned. However I caught Jongdae glaring at Baekhyun and Kai giving some weird hand signals behind Minseok's back. I ignored all of them and walked to the door. "Kaja"

"Be back by 10" they all shouted.

"Wae, wae, wae?" My brothers are pissing me off!

"Because...?" They were all looking at each other waiting for someone to give a reason.

"Whatever!" I stomped out. Baekhyun caught up to me by the elevators. He was trying really hard not to laugh. As the elevators opened, he waved his hand indicating I should go in first. Such a gentleman. His other hand lightly touched my shoulder. An empty water bottle hit his head and fell on the floor. I looked up I time to see Kai and Chen glaring at us as the door was closing.

"What was that about?" He shrugged his shoulders. Apparently he is as cluelessness as I am.

6 hours later

I'm carrying a big cow plushie on one arm and licking an ice cream cone with my other hand.

Baekhyun was trailing slightly behind me looking a little sick.

"Oppa lets get on the roller coaster again!" His eyes bugged out and he looked around in panic......

Concerned, I asked him if he needed help...just in time for him to vomit all over me.

Click. Click. Click. Flash. Flash. Flash!!!

Wide eyed we turned at the same time to face a group of girls taking pictures of him.

I'M GOING TO KILL SOMEONE RIGHT NOW! RUN BAEKHYUN!!

Notes

Inspired by that clip of Baekhyun and Xiumin on a Viking ride at Lotte World