Brotherhood of Idiots

"Annyeonghaseoyo. I'm Park Chanyeol".

I didn't hear anything after that, this gorgeous guy was flashing me a hundred wattage smile and I felt really flattered. He moved to hand me the flower posy he was holding and that's when everything went to hell. I reached to accept the flowers as he moved closer to hand it to me he bumped the table slightly and it collapsed like a deck of cards! The candlestick fell and the light ignited the drapes on the gazebo. Whoosh! Just like that, everything suddenly was catching on fire. I hurriedly stood up as both Chanyeol and I ran out ! Holy mackerel! What was that??!

As I stood in there utterly stupefied and gaping like a fish, I dimly heard a commotion behind me. Suddenly it was raining and I was getting really soaked and another guy was standing beside me. A sudden splash of cold water over my head snapped me back to reality. The fire was out, the sprinklers were still spewing water, I looked like a drowned rat and five pairs of male eyes were looking at me. I blinked to clear my lashes of the water dripping from my head.
"Ummmm, I guess I should turn off the sprinklers" said Jongin oppa. He was looking at me strangely as he walked sideways like a crab that couldn't wait to get away. I looked back again and saw "my date" Chanyeol looking at me, then the new guy, then oppa Xiumin and oppa Chen then back at me. They all looked at each other before bursting into laughter. I was not amused.

The sprinkles suddenly turned off.

I gave the idiots a death glare. I turned around and walked out as dignified as I can. The effect was somehow ruined by squishy sound my shoes were making as I walked. Behind me the laughter was not letting up.

2 days later

I am sitting at a nearby coffee shop so I can use their wi-fi while waiting for The B.O.I. (Brotherhood of Idiots) to leave for their schedules. I'm still sniffing from the soaking I got on my disastrous first date. Right now all the snickers and muffled laughter in the house was just annoying me.

I was concentrating on the book I was reading on my Wattpad when somebody waved a hand infront of me. I looked up to see the unknown guy from the other night smiling at me. "Hi! I'm Baekhyun. I'm a member of EXO and friends with your brother" He smiled at me. "I didn't get to introduce myself last time because of the fire" he bit his lip a little bit to stop himself from chuckling. I was still not amused.

"So which Idiot are you friends with?" I politely asked.
"I'm friends with all the idiots!" He quickly replied, stopped and his eyes rounded as he realized what he just said. He started snorting and coughing. He made the mistake of looking at me. I couldn't help it. We both burst out laughing. A few minutes of shared laughter and I took control of myself. I smiled as I introduced myself, "Annyeonghaseoyo, I'm Kim Jang Mi, everybody calls me Mimi." Then I sneezed.

"Gwaenchanha?" He asked, his brows furrowing a bit. "I must have caught a bug when I got soaked the other night" I replied.
"Oh." He looked slightly sheepish at my reply. "I'm sorry about that"
"Why? You didn't set the fire."
"No, but I did turn on the sprinklers that got you wet"
"Huh?" I looked at him blankly.
"You guys were not exactly alone, your brothers were not just going to leave you with Chanyeol on a date. And I tagged along because I was curious."
"I didn't see anybody around us. Where were you?"
"We were on the other side of the rose garden, we were using binoculars to spy on your date. Xiumin, Chen and Kai wanted to be around to make sure Chanyeol does not take any advantage of you, although I don't think they believe that Chanyeol will do that, they are still your Oppa. I was there coz I was supposed to go on the next blind date with you and I was curious."

I was touched that my oppas were concerned about me but was weirded out by their spying. I focused on the last thing he said. "Next Blind Date?"

Notes

And then there's the possibility that after a disastrous first date that you want to swear off men forever