As Blind As Could Be...

You comeback with Love Me Right, starting your second tour, Exo’luxion. Heavy hearted.

Eomma and Appa left to promote the company in Indonesia. The United States was a huge success so their going all out.

Seungsoo is in England on a business trip.

Lay is sent to China having a separate schedule.

Chanyeol and Kai want to win your heart, they go on a talkshow together.

Sehun’s going through tons of stress being the maknae, practicing his dance style and moves over and over again.

Xiumin and Suho are overworking themselves in the exercising room.

Kyungsoo is on a separate schedule filming, “Hello Monster.”

Chen is on separate schedule performing in a musical.

Baekhyun spends the majority of his time with Taeyeon.

Taeyeon falls deeper for Baekhyun’s cute charms.

G-Dragon and the others are on running man promoting “Bang bang bang.”

Taehyung and his group are on “Rookie King.”

Luhan calls you often and just debuted with “That good, good.”

Kris and Tao reunite.

You are in the dorm.

Alone.

You get a call.

Honey-shi there is a delivery for you, stop by the lobby to pick it up.
Ne. Thank you.

END CALL.

You return upstairs with the delivery. You carefully open the giftbox. There are matches and candles on the side. You stick the two candles that say “2” and “1” in the strawberry shortcake. You take the matches and light the candles. You turn the lights off in the kitchen and take your phone out.

You take a video.

“Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, I love you Exo-L, Happy birthday to me. My wish? I don’t want a weakness, but it’s clearly showing right now. Have a lovely evening everyone.” You smile and blow out the candle.

You turn the lights back on and sigh, posting the video. You caption, “Yay! Happy 21st birthday to me! Hoping everyone is having a great evening. And Happy Birthday to those who are born on the same day as I am! Exo-L Fighting!”

Immediately you get comments.

“Where’s the others?”
“Why are you alone? Is that your weakness?”
“Thank you for being born!”
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY!”
“You shouldn’t be spending your 21st birthday alone in the dorm, go out and drink it up!”

You scroll through the comments and reply to some. You turn your phone off. You grab a purse and shove money, makeup and your phone in. You grab a jacket and put shoes on. Just then there’s a knock on the door.

You open the door and see Luhan holding roses and his phone showing the video you posted on instagram. You smile and take the roses.

He takes you to a fancy high class restaurant. It’s located in a tall building on floor 22 with a beautiful sky view of the city. There are two glasses for each of you. One with wine and the other with champagne.

You take the wine and sip. Luhan swirls the glass of wine slowly in circles, holding it in the air.

“Thank you for saving the day and taking me here.” You break the silence.

“I had to sneak past the security guards and everything just to get to you.” Luhan whines cutely.

You laugh. “Seriously though, you know my weakness very well. And the roses are beautiful.”

“Just for you.” Luhan smiles and puts the drink down.

Two plates are placed on the table, one for you, one for him. There was 16 spoons on the plate, each was a different dish. You tried each of the spoonfuls of food and surprisingly it filled you up.

“Mmmm that was so delicious.” Your eyes widen.

“Drink some champagne with me.” Luhan lifts his glass.

You clink the glasses.

“To you, the most precious queen in the world.” Luhan teases.

You laugh. “To my 21st birthday.”

At the dorm, Xiumin, Suho and Sehun come searching for you. Sehun saw your post on instagram and rushes to get Xiumin and Suho, who were in the exercising room. They spot the cake and the candles, still in the delivery box.

“Eunsoo-ah!” Suho yells.

“How could we forget here birthday! We’re such idiots.” Sehun frowns.

“Where do you think she went?” Xiumin asks. “Her phones off.”

“Do you think… she went to celebrate alone?” Suho sighs, sitting down on the couch.

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“Oppa!” Taeyeon complains.

“Noona!” Baekhyun smiles.

“Please! I heard there were great reviews. Let’s go have dinner there.” Taeyeon does aegyo.

“Okay! Okay! If it pleases my girl, I’ll take you there.”

They wait at the elevator to go to the 22 floor. The doors open and they see you and Luhan laughing really hard. Baekhyun raises his eyebrow.

“What are you two doing here? And what are you doing with Yeowang, Luhan?” Baekhyun pulls you out of the elevator and Luhan follows.

“He’s helping me.” You shrug.

“Helping you?” Baekhyun repeats.

“Eo. Since all the members are busy with their own lives, Luhan was fortunately here to help me hide my weakness.” You smile.

“Well, he can leave and Taeyeon and I can help you better.” Baekhyun sighs. “You two can’t be seen out in the open like this, out in public like this. Are you crazy? Did you really forget that if your seen together, it will leave a bad reputation on both of you.”

You pause and think.

“Well, he can stay with me and you two can carry-on about your business.” You go close to Baekhyun’s face. “You two can’t be seen out in the open like this, out in public like this. Are YOU crazy? Did you really forget that today was my birthday? Check yourself before you boss me around. Your reputation is at loss already because you completely forgot your own members’, no sisters birthday and went to play around with your new toy.”

You move away, grab Luhan’s hand and walk past Baekhyun and Taeyeon, who are left speechless. Luhan puts his hand on your back and pats it, comforting you as you leave the building not turning back.

“Is that what she thinks of me?” Taeyeon asks, in sadness.

Baekhyun turns back and watches you leave. He gulps.

“I just messed up everything.” Baekhyun let’s go of Taeyeon’s hand and walks out on her.

He doesn’t follow you, but he walks around and thinks.

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“There must be a member that you aren’t really close to or because of their schedules are busy and you get distant from them.”

“Well, it’s more like I’m the one that has a busy schedule. We used to be really close but now that I have a separate schedule and everything, I haven’t gotten a chance to bond with this member anymore. Ne, it’s Honey-shi.” Chanyeol replies.

“Honey-shi? Ahh, I see. Isn’t it her birthday today?”

Shit. Have I really gotten distant from her that I forgot her birthday. Chanyeol ruffles his hair.

“Yes it is, but I haven’t gotten to seen her for a few days.” Kai replies. “We all have our own schedules so really, we aren’t close in general.”

Goddammit Kai! You forgot your girlfriend’s birthday! He thinks.

“Hopefully you all will reunite soon and bond more. I know your group has become for popular and more busy so you can’t see each other often.”

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“Club?” Kyungsoo repeats.

“Eo.” The little boy replies cutely (younger version of the main character in Hello Monster). “What is it like there?”

“I don’t know, I’ve never been to one before. But my friend and my sister have been there once. Would you like me to ask them for you?” Kyungsoo ruffles his hair.

“Eo, please. One day, when I’m older, I want to go to a club for my birthday, I’ve heard it’s really fun and you dance and everything. I do that a lot in my room with my teddy bear.” He smiles.

Kyungsoo laughs. “Well, you have a long way to go. You can only go into clubs when your 21.”

Kyungsoo’s eyes widen. “What is the date today?”

“November 17.” The boy checks his school planner.

Kyungsoo thanks him and runs off, heading to look for you, picking up Chen on the way.

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“Hello?”
Happy birthday Yeowang!
“Thank you Yixing! How sweet of you to call when I know your busy.”
I feel bad I’m not there to celebrate with you, but I fly back in a few days so wait patiently for your present.
“You calling me right now is the perfect present anyone’s given me yet.”
I love you and I’ll see you soon. I have to go once again. Happy Birthday, my queen.

END CALL.

“Wow, I received so many calls. I forgot I turned my phone off.” You say.

“It’s probably because I’m the best distraction god has ever given you.” Luhan teases.

You laugh. “Whatever you say.”

“Call them back, I’m sure they feel bad.” Luhan says.

“Nah, I know they feel bad. It would be wrong to leave you silenced as I argue with their sorry asses.” You wink. “I’ll deal with them later.”

“Actually…” Luhan looks down. “I have to leave too.”

You stop walking. “What?”

“I left without giving anyone notice. They think I’m getting something from the mall with my stylist. I have a mini-concert in a few hours.” Luhan says guilty.

“So, what now? You going to leave me alone?” You turn facing him.

“No.” Luhan takes out a piece of paper. “A firework show. Here’s the location. I originally planned this out for us two weeks ago, but the concert was scheduled and placed before I could move it down a few dates so I can’t spend the evening with you. I’m sorry.”

You hug Luhan and take the paper.

“There’s no reason to be sorry. You’ve made my birthday special, more special than I thought today was going to go.” You smile. “Good luck with your concert, call me after your finished.”

“I love you.” Luhan tightens the hug.

“Same here.” You let go of the hug. “I love you, Luge.”

You turn around and head to the firework show, walking to it. You arrive at the Han River, minutes before the show was going to start.

You sit on the stairs and wait, looking around. Families were gathered together, which reminded you of Eomma and Appa, how much you missed them. Couples were bundled together on this cold night, which reminded you of Chanyeol and Kai. Friends were spending the night together, which reminded you of everyone.

Someone stands in front of you, a few stairs lower. Baekhyun holds a bouquet of flowers and a banner that says, “I’m sorry.” Kyungsoo and Chen run and stop in front of you, panting. Xiumin, Suho and Sehun come from behind, holding the huge strawberry cake you ordered with paper plates and plastic utensils. Kai and Chanyeol walk to you help you stand up. You look past everyone and you spot Lay, who was cautiously making his way up the stairs and finally joins everyone.

“Happy Birthday!” They say together in harmony, drawing the attention of everyone.

You stare at the smiling boys and fireworks were shot up into the air and exploded. The light from the reflected on your face and glowed in your eyes. You smile and grab ahold of Lay first. You haven’t seen him in months. Everyone group hugs as you squeeze the life out of Lay.

“What are you doing here?” You ask all of them.

“We all were looking for you when…” Suho starts.

“I just arrived from the airport, a few days early to surprise you and…” Lay starts.

“Chen and I were about to look for you when…” Kyungsoo starts.

"I was buying you a sorry bouquet when..." Baekhyun starts.

“Luhan texted us.” They said together.

You smile. “That deer. I really… he has me speechless.”

“We wronged you once again. I’m sorry for forgetting your birthday.” Baekhyun gives you the bouquet. “And thinking selfishly about my relationship with Taeyeon instead of paying attention to everyone else.”

You accept the flowers and tell everyone to sit. You watch the fireworks together. Your birthday wish came true.

In the middle of the show, Sehun lights the candles and everyone sings happy birthday to you, even the other people watching the show. You eat cake and finish watching the show. At the dorm, it was only the EXO tradition to do this…

“Alrighty! Here we go! We’ll each spin the bottle to see what we have to drink before kissing you. And Since there is 9 of us, we each give you two kisses. That’s 18 kisses, since your 21, there are 3 kisses left and you pick the 3 people you want to give you the last kisses. Or… you can have the same person give you 3 kisses in a row! And remember, round one is only the LIPS! OUUUUU~” Baekhyun says like an MC.

[A/N: And yes for every birthday they do this and KISS each other lmfao. For all the ship names in the world, make one that includes all of their names because they kiss each other one everyone’s birthday]

“Cut the act and let’s spin the bottle already.” Sehun says.

“Yah! Maknae!” Baekhyun yells and everyone laughs.

Suho spins the bottle first. “Tequila!”

“Ayeeee~” Everyone says.

He takes the shot, knee walks to you and kisses your lips softly.

Xiumin goes next. “Ahaha WATER!”

Everyone laughs.

He is about to take the shot when Chen flicks the cup out of Xiumin’s hands. Water lands on his face and shoulders.

Everyone laughs harder.

He walks up to you and kisses your lips with his wet ones.

Lay spins. “Champagne.”

Lay, very cutely, takes the shot and kisses you on the lips, slowly.

“Yaow!” Chanyeol comments.

“Me!” Chen smiles and picks a paper that was placed in the shot glass and soon drops the smile. “Yah, mines not fun.”

“What did you get?” Baekhyun asks.

He turns the paper and it reads, “Nothing, loser.” And everyone dies of laughter.

“I wrote that!” You say in between your laughter.

“Yah! I’m coming for you!” Chen giggles and stops over to you like his dinosaur self.

He stands behind you, who was sitting down. He lifts your head up and kisses your lips lightly from above.

It was Kyungsoo’s turn. “Chocolate Champagne.”

He takes the shot and gently walks to you and pauses as he comes close to your face. He starts to chuckle and everyone laughs, hitting his back lightly.

“Ani, how am I supposed to kiss her when she’s my si-” Kyungsoo starts.

Sehun pushes Kyungsoo forward and he kisses you. Sehun pushes so hard that you fall backwards.

“Yah!” You and Kyungsoo laugh.

“Yay! My turn!” Sehun jumps.

He picks up the shot glass and smells.

“UV!... UV?”

Everyone laughs.

“That’s one of the strongest maknae! Drink it up!” Chanyeol laughs.

He takes the shot and swallows.

“Ahh it burns!” Sehun screams and runs for you.

He kisses you, smooching a little. He wasn’t focusing on the kiss much because he felt the UV burn down his throat, into his stomach. You push him off of you and lick your lips.

“Ehh the UV burns.” You say tasting the drink from Sehun’s lips.

“Me! Me! ME!” Baekhyun spins the bottle and stands up, putting chapstick on.

“Pass! Pass! Pass!” Chanyeol yells. “You already have a girlfriend.”

“I think it’s water?” Baekhyun says.

He shoves it down his throat. His eyes widens and he falls on the floor, rolling over and over again.

“Ah IT BURNS!” Baekhyun screams and everyone laughs.

You take the shot glass and smell it.

“Yah! Smell the drink before you carelessly drink it! It was vodka you beagle.” You smile.

You walk to him and peck his lips lightly because you didn’t want to taste the vodka.

Kai spins. “Ahahaha! Orange Juice!”

He slurps the shot and kisses your lips with his big plump ones.

“Yaow! My turn!” Chanyeol spins.

He smells the glass. “Yah, who put soju in here?”

Everyone laughs briefly. He takes the shot and kisses you playfully.

Kyungsoo shows how there’s a lot of leftover drinks, so he fills six more shot glasses to boost up the game.

“Chaaa~ Nine more drinks, three more people, all of Eunsoo’s decision. For the three people you’ll do rock paper scissors and sees who goes last. The last person has to drink seven mysterious shots and the other only have to do one.” Baekhyun says, recovering from the strong drink.

“Okay Baekhyun!” You pick.

“What!?” Baekhyun says. “After what I just went through?”



Everyone bursts out laughing. You shrug and wink.

“Chanyeol!” You pick next.

“Ha HA!” Chanyeol stands up feeling justice.

“Mmmm and… Chen. I feel bad you got to drink nothing.” You say.

“YAhhhh that was a good thing! Aish.” Chen says playfully.

“Gawi, Bawi, Bo! (Rock, Paper, Scissors)” The boys say. “Bawi Bo!”

“Ahahaha!” Chen smiles. “I’m first!”

“Gawi Bawi Bo!”

“AHHHHHHHHH!” Everyone yells.

“Yah! Why me!” Baekhyun pouts.

Chen spins the bottle. “Soju! Soju?”

He takes the shot and leaps to you. He kisses your lips longgggg.

“I’m filming this one.” Baekhyun smirks and starts recording.

“Na, tequila.” Chanyeol drinks.

He shakes his head and walks towards you, quickly. He makes you stand up. He cups your lips and french kisses you.

“YAOW! WOW! WOW!” They comment. “DAEBAK!”

You push him off of you and start coughing.

“Yah! Swallow before you kiss me! Eugh, the drink is so strong.” You complain and everyone laughs.

“Up on instagram this goes!” Baekhyun smiles.

“Yah!” You and the boys try to take his phone, but he locks himself in the bathroom.

“It did it guys!” He yells from inside the bathroom.

The video caption is.. “Yah Yah Yah! Just an EXO birthday tradition! Happy Birthday my Yeowang! I know this will be a night you’ll never forget. I and the others will make it a good one for you! FIGHTING! CHANEY! (Chanyeol + Honey)”

Baekhyun comes out of the bathroom and is surprised to see no one waiting there. He walks back to the living room, suspicious and sees the seven shot glasses lined up on the table. The nine of you sitting in a circle, trying hard not to laugh.

“C’mon, let’s get it over with.” Chanyeol smirks. “I’m filming this one!”

Baekhyun gulps and takes the first shot.

“Ahh it’s just water, thank god.”

Second.

“Mmm the chocolate champagne is sweet.”
He gets all the good drinks.

“Last oneee~” You say cheekily.

“Here I go! I have a great feeling about this one.” Baekhyun says, happily.

He downs the shot really fast and makes a “that’s nasty” expression.

“Vodka~” Baekhyun says. “Gimme water! Gimme water!”


Everyone laughs.

“You gotta finish first!” Chanyeol says from behind the camera.

He shakes his head as he walks towards you. You chuckles. He smiles and follows your chuckling. He then kisses you, it was soft and light, but not a peck.

“Oml get off of me that’s so strong! WATER! He didn’t fully swallow!” You scream.

Everyone cries of laughter and Kyungsoo hands Baekhyun water. He drinks half the bottle and hands the rest to you. You drink half of the water he hands you. He takes the bottle back and finishes it.

“Up on instagram this goes!” Chanyeol laughs and post the video.

The video caption is.. “Yaow! Baekhyun got it bad! Happy Birthday Yeowang! We love you! And the EXO birthday tradition twist was the best! 7 shots instead of only one! YAOOW! I love you to EXO PLANET and back! FIGHTING! Baekey! (Baekhyun + Honey)”

“Yah! Let’s get Manager Hyung to drive us to a club.” Chanyeol suggests.

“Ani~ I want to go to the karaoke bar!” Sehun pouts.

“Alright! Let’s go!” You smile.

You spend the night singing and drink and singing and drinking with the people you love most. Your weakness is really gone.

On the car ride home, everyone was wasted. Baekhyun, Chanyeol and you sit together in the van in that order. Baekhyun is on his phone and you and Chanyeol are sleeping. You’re resting on his shoulder and he on your head.

Baekhyun decides to film you two for fun once again. The flash is on from his phone.

Chanyeol’s head slowly moves forward due to the bumpiness of the road. His head goes forward and swings down to your face. Baekhyun moves his phone lower and it films Chanyeol kissing you. You push him off.

“Yeolie! Your such a player!” You say, sleepily and fall back asleep.

“Happy Birthday Yeowang~” Baekhyun whispers to the camera.

He posts it on social media.

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You wake up on the floor, sleeping next to the guys. You were all still in the same clothes you wore last night. Your breath was terrible and you had a headache. You walk to the fridge, half asleep and drink a bottle of water.

You check your phone and social media. Your eyes widen as you see the three videos that were posted on instagram. One from Chanyeol and two from Baekhyun.

The fans comments were crazy.

“EXO tradition? Does that mean the boys kiss each other too?”
“Baekhyun?! What about Taeyeon” (Reply →) “Ani, it’s a tradition is doesn’t mean anything.”
“Chanyeol! You stay away from Yeowang! She’s your sister not your girlfriend! Where’s KAI or V?”
“I feel bad for Taeyeon.”
“What did they do for her 21st birthday?”

Oh shit. What did we do? I don’t remember anything after we got settled in the karaoke bar. You think.

Notes

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