Baekhyun wants to die right now. How can Kyungsoo be so insensitive? Oh gosh! Baekhyun then covers his head by his pillow and curses Kyungsoo and Jongin to hell. Baekhyun hears the fuckers’ moans. And he cannot get a boner. He shouldn't.

He wakes up and he swears, he has black bags under his eyes and it’s not pretty. Chanyeol won’t like it, and it’s the fuckers’ fault. As soon as he opens his bedroom door, it’s the same time Kyungsoo opens his. Kyungsoo is wearing Jongin’s shirt, and Baekhyun can only roll his eyes on Kyungsoo who is soon followed by Jongin who then holds Kyungsoo by the waist.

The he stomps to Jongin and slaps his hand away from Kyungsoo’s waist. He warns Jongin, “I swear, I swear Jongin. I’ll get revenge!” Baekhyun groans, and Kyungsoo and Jongin can only stare at him, not knowing why Baekhyun is mad.


In the café and restaurant, Chanyeol walks in and he looks for Baekhyun. His eyes soften when he sees Baekhyun’s back cleaning the counter table and is talking to Chen. And there he knows, he will meet a grumpy Baekhyun.

Chanyeol slides his arms on Baekhyun’s waist and Chen can only roll his eyes. Baekhyun then looks at him and Chanyeol gasps, absorbing the black bags under his lover’s eyes. “What happened, Baek?” Chanyeol asks sweetly, Chen can only wail to where Suho is. Suho just ruffles his hair as Chen pouts and tells Suho that he’s not cute. Suho will only give Chen a punch on the face and says, “Now, you’re not handsome.”

Then Chen smiles at Suho as he rubs his nose which is punched by Suho, “So you admit that I’m really handsome?”

Suho gives Chen a boring face, like Chen just told him a lame joke, “In the first place, you’re not handsome. Fuck off.” Suho says harshly and they continue to throw each other curses until they hear ChunJi's curse, “Fuck it, am I a customer or what? LJoe is waiting on the table?!”

“I heard Kyungsoo and Jongin fucking.” Baekhyun says and they all freeze, including ChunJi. Chen and Suho then goes to where the ChanBaek couple is while Xiumin and Lay go out of their way to escape from this conversation. Then there they hear Baekhyun curses the two again, “Oh my gosh, I can’t sleep because all I hear are moans and such and eww, I don’t want to know Kyungsoo’s sex life but fuck it, I can hear his sex life! For fuck’s sake, cut Jongin’s dick, please!” Baekhyun complains. Chen laughs at Baekhyun’s misfortune and ChunJi rolls his eyes because of what he’s hearing.

ChunJi is about to walk out of the conversation but Kyungsoo and Jongin shove him with them again. Kyungsoo asks what the commotion is about and Baekhyun can only hit him on the head, Kyungsoo is about to hit Baekhyun too when Baekhyun almost shouts at him, “I heard you two Kyungsoo, having sex in your room! Oh my gosh, I cannot sleep!!” Baekhyun is red because of anger.

While Kyungsoo and Jongin are red because of shame, they didn’t know it. Chen teases them, “Oh gosh, I think both of you are moaners. But please, don’t let me hear it.” Chen shakes his head.

“But Baekhyun, you’re lucky you don’t get a boner whenever you hear them.” Suho says or more like asks Baekhyun’s dealings from those moans.

“Almost. Fuck. It.” Baekhyun groans once again and Chanyeol can only pats Baekhyun back in his misfortune.

Kyungsoo sees this and then he says, “Yah, I also heard you two doing tha--“

“Fuck you Kyungsoo, we haven’t done it in my room.” Baekhyun surrenders because he knows that Kyungsoo will really make up a lie. All of them look at the ChanBaek couple, asking why they haven’t done it in Baekhyun’s room, or maybe it’s a lie, but Chanyeol answers it, “That’s true. We haven’t.”

Kyungsoo asks them why and Baekhyun rolls his eyes, “I don’t want mom to clean the bedsheet.”

“Then clean yours.” Kyungsoo immediately tells Baekhyun.

“I’m too lazy but fuck Kyungsoo, don’t let Eommeoni wash your bedsheet, I swear.” Baekhyun warns Kyungsoo and there their conversation ends with ChunJi having a nosebleed because the people here are perverts. LJoe ends up assisting ChunJi out of the place and asks ChunJi what happened. ChunJi will just faint again. He should’ve go with the XiuLay couple who are far far away from the kingdom of perverts.


The day after, it is Saturday and time for laundry!! Baekhyun sees his mother doing laundry, humming softly. Baekhyun smiles at his mother because she can still take care of them even though they have a case to close. He slides an arm on his mother’s shoulder.

And his mother would just shove it away, earning a raise of an eyebrow of Baekhyun. “I’m tired, my shoulders are sore.” She says and Baekhyun smiles at his mom as he rubs his mother’s face, earning a glare and a hit on the crotch.

“No. just let me do it Mom.” Baekhyun laughs as he shields his crotch from his mother’s scissors. Baekhyun doesn’t know why his mother is targeting his dick but when Baekhyun realizes it, Baekhyun looks at what his mother is washing. “Is this Kyungsoo’s bedsheet Mom?”

His mother looks up at him and asks him, “Oh, it’s not yours? I thought it’s yours that’s why I decided to chop your dicks, including Chanyeol’s, and after that, I’ll tell to both of you that you’re gross.” She tells Baekhyun and Baekhyun’s sight darkens.

Baekhyun then carries the wet bedsheet on his arms and barges in Kyungsoo’s bedroom, Kyungsoo is in phone with Jongin. Kyungsoo jumps in surprise as he takes in Baekhyun’s curses and glares at him. “I’ll chop your dicks!!” Baekhyun shouts as he throws the wet bedsheet to Kyungsoo. Kyungsoo just flies away to the bed with the wet bedsheet at the same time.

Notes

Okay, another bonus chapter. Haha, I just thought of it and I want to make you laugh (if you did laugh). And hey hey look! This is a 999 word chapter, ohoho.

sheez, I want to update earlier next week! But college is hell. -.-

- silver