A K-pop Idol's Guide to Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse

Gah.

Jonghyun, that insufferable dino boy, started singing Replay. Hell no, I do NOT need a replay. Of this day. Ever. Never. Ever.

Oh yeah, and I got this before Tae baby! I broke the maknae tradition. Ha. Feel the power of the one and only Almighty Key!

If you still don't know who I am, I pity you.

Ah, right. I'm supposed to be telling a dramatic, tragic, touching story. Well actually it's just lots of running, lots of screaming, lots of whacking stuff blindly. My bad.

Right, where were we?

Sehun! You should have just let me carry on instead of giving it over to Haechannie!

(That kid just ignored me. Well!)

Anyway .. Ah. I remember. (No thanks to you, Sehunnie.)

The building was pretty much devoid of human sounds. To be logical, of course, if I were in the building, alive, I wouldn't make much sound. But the zombies were coming up on us soon and I sure as hell didn't want to be there when they caught us so I tried to get us going. "Focus on the current time. In these kind of situations, if you think ahead and too deeply too much, you'll probably die." And as much as I knew the baseball bat in my hands (what? I found it in the gym.) was a good weapon, I wasn't too keen on using it. After a few seconds, Suho nodded and the ... fourteen of us began to escape down the road, which was mostly empty, thank god.

But in a few hours, the sun would go down. The power had gone out somewhere during the initial panic. And we would be left outside, in the dark, most of us weaponless, vunerable.

No way in hell.

"Guys?" Kai spoke up after about a good ten minites travelling away from the SM building. "I think we should find somewhere to ... well, tp stay. At least for the night ..."he trailed off as another lone zombie stumbled out of a nearby house and made a beeline for us. Jonghyun cut its head off and it crumpled.

Not a pretty sight. And judging by how Jonghyun stared fixatedly away for the remaining time we spent outside, he didn't like it either. But back to Kai's statement ...

"An empty house?" offered Onew, still glancing around as a lookout. Minho frowned. "There will be people in there."

"Either they will be survivors, or they will be ... well, zombies." I shrugged, tapping my bat on my thigh as I eyed the line of nearest houses. "We could look."

"You guys don't have weapons," pointed out Jonghyun. It was true though - none of the members of EXO had weapons, except their own body. I doubted they would last very long without weapons. "Um ..."

"We can pick them up along the way," replied Suho, biting his lip. "There might be objects inside the houses."

"But that's stealing,"protested Kai instictively. Everybody looked at him. "Does it really matter now?" I asked pointedly, raising my eyebrow. He shook his head, sighing. "I know. Sorry."

"There's no way of knowing," Xiumin shook his head. "We pick a house, and if there are survivors, we stay with them. If there are not, we clear out the house, and boardup for the night." Ot was pretty much the only thing we had. It wasn't like we were going to stay in the park or something.

Picking out a sturdy looking house about thirty feet away, I first knocked on the door. Then jumped back as something slammed against it from the other side, scrabbling at the wood and moaning. "Gee, I wonder what's in there," I said sarcastically. (Minho says it's amazing how I could still be a diva even in a life-threatening situation. My answer? You're either diva 100% all the way, or you're not. Happy?)

A few seconds later, we all leapt back (not kidding) as the door suddenly opened and a zombie cluster fell out. Two men and one woman. I think. They seemed to have tried to eat each other, I couldn't quite make it out. (Shut up, Minho.) After quickly dispatching them, I suddenly realized how reluctant I was to walk into the house, unfamiliar territory. Where I could possibly die.

"Kibum?" Onew nudged me as he stepped inside cautiously, his bundle of metal poles - a music stand I think - held in front of him. "You coming?"

Swallowing, I nodded and quickly stepped inside, followed by Jonghyun. Onew ordered Minho and Taemin to stay with EXO to help if anyone approached, and then we were inside the house.

I could have said something cool, or something heroic.

Well damn.

It ended up with me not even saying anything at all.

I just whimpered. (Cool, Kim Kibum. So smooth.)

"Fuck," whispered Jonghyun behind me.

Notes

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