A K-pop Idol's Guide to Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse

Hello! I hope that you are still alive to read this ... Story! If not, ah well. Sucks for you.

(Jin hyung just told me not to be rude. Hyuuuung ...)

And if you can't guess from that, I am the golden maknae of BTS, the only and only, Jeon Jungkook! Haha. You never could've guessed that. Hello!

(Taehyung said I'm weirder than him. Ha. As if.)

Also, don't judge the title. It actually happened. And if I wasn't freaking out and almost passing out of panic at that time, I would have laughed. But anyway - here is the start of my story! How zombies ate my pants. Literally. (They weren't my favourite ones, thank god.)

Practise had ended early, since our choreographer is so nice and we'd worked so hard on our album. The first thing I did when I got back home - like, the dorm - was to take a shower. I had to battle with Yoongi hyung and Jimin hyung, but since I am so utterly amazing, I got the shower first. Nothing unexpected there.

It was pretty normal, but you know you get that feeling when you think someone's looking at you? Like, your skin gets weirdly hot . I felt tthat, and like a logical person, I turned around.

Let me explain. Our dorm (part of it) is on the first floor. There is a window in the bathroom, but it's one of those ones where the glass if thick and blurry so nobody can peek on you. But you can still make out shapes, colours ...

And I could make out that human sized and shaped figure stumbling around outside. I peered out, curious. We didn't really get that many drunks here.

Then it slammed itself up against the window, its fingers scrabbling madly, its eyes so close I could see the big, pitch black slits staring at me with, literally, no life in them. It's mouth foamed, and even through the thick glass, I could hear the erratic moans.

You guessed it. I panicked.

I must have screamed really loud, or really high (I'm not a superb BTS vocalist for nothing, y'know) because the thing froze for a second and looked really surprised. A bang sounded outside, and for a moment I thanked my lucky stars I left my clothes in the bathroom as I hopped out of the shower, dressed at the speed of light, and escaped that bathroom.

Oh yeah, and my undergarments weren't on me and I was only in my T-shirt, jeans, and half on, half off hoodie.

Yeah, yeah. I know.

"Jungkook?" yelled Jin, skidding to a halt as he saw me. "What -"

"Hyung! There'ssomethingoutsidethebathroomanditlookslikeazombieanditwillkillusall-"

I know, I know. I should be a rapper too. Hehe ^^

"Kookie, what do you -" Jin frowned, but was cut off by a high pitched shreik from Jimin and Taehyung simutainously. He took one look at me, then marched up to the bathroom door (which I'd slammed shut) and marched up to it. His hand just brushed the doorhandle -

When a loud splintering sound was heard, and all of a sudden the moans were much louder, much clearer. Only one reason!

Damn those big windows, I cursed. It had gotten in.

A loud crash came from inside, and the door rattled dangerously. It wasn't locked. Since Jin hyung was - so helpfully - standing still with a petrified look stamped on his face, I pushed past and gravbed the door handle, pulling it shut and keeping my entire weight on it.

"THERE'S - THERE'S - THINGS OUTSIDE!" Jimin's shriek caused the rattling to intensify, and I saw Namjoon hyung run out, confused. "What -"

"A loud ripping noise, and a series of cracks from inside the bathroom answered him.

"Shit." His face paled, and he grabbed the handle too, securing it. "What IS that?"

Another crash sounded, and Hoseok's unnaturally high scream peirced the air. "SOMETHING'S IN JUNGKOOK'S ROOM!"

My room?

Hell no.

I pushed Jin hyung towards Namjoon hyung to keep holding the bathroom door shut, and sprinted down the corridor, and just as I saw Hoseok stumble away (NOT shutting the door), I saw the .. Thing ... Crashing my drawers, my clothes and various things spilling all over the floor.

And by the time I reached it to slam the door shut, it had started ripping apsrt my underwear.

Holy moly, was it eating it?

"Fuck!" I screamed, slamming the door. "Hyungs, check that the rest of the windows are -"

Cue another big smash.

"- closed. Never mind."

Notes

yeaa, it's our golden maknae! Others will come soonI promise! Heee

ps. Updates are irregular. If you don't like irregular, sorry. I don't really have time, but since I am having so much fun already, updates will be like 2-4 short chapters in one go. Yay!

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