Brotherhood of Idiots

"Mimi! What took you so long to get here?"

"Dang It!" I thought, "when did he get here?" I avoided looking at the beanpole currently walking towards me like an over caffeinated puppy. Two seconds. That's all I need to get away from him. I turned my face and walked right into wall. I saw stars! Stars I tell you!

"Gwaenchanha?" His pretty eyes looked at me with concern. Hmm, so that's my brick wall. Yixing really is nice but I wish he hadn't gotten in my way. For sure it is The Beanpole who is standing behind me. "Gwaenchanha?" The beanpole said. I gotta start calling him Chanyeol in my head otherwise I'll probably end up calling him beanpole to his face. I craned my neck to look at him and gave him a glare. "Oh I just love sitting on the floor and seeing stars!" Yixing hurriedly offered a hand to help me up as The Beanpole tried to suppress his laughter. I stuck my nose in the air and walked out. It would have been the perfect exit if my brothers didn't start laughing like loons.

"Mimi, can we talk?" He said as he hurriedly followed me.

"NO! " I yelled at him. I'm pretty sure the boys got their ears stuck to the door eavesdropping. Why bother being quiet? Nothing is ever sacred in this household ! "But, I...." He began, and I ended up yelling again. "No! no! No" I even stomped my foot for emphasis. "I don't want to hear what harebrained scheme you and Baekhyun have thought of this time!! The answer is still NO!"

He smiled at me. "You're cute when you are angry." If looks could kill he should have been dead ten thousand times. "I was just gonna ask if you already had dinner and if not then maybe we could go get something to eat." I heard shuffling and snickers. Who in the world thought it was a good idea to set me up on a blind date with The Beanpole seriously need to be castrated. Oh yeah. I forgot! My stupid brothers thought it was the greatest idea to include either Chanyeol or Baekhyun in the brotherhood of idiots.

The Beanpole was still looking at me hopefully and flashing me that smile. Does he know that all that teeth flashing at me reminds me of the monster from the movie Alien starring Sigourney Weaver? I find his smile a little creepy. Cute yes, but still blindingly creepy. "No thank you. I already ate." I saw him opening his mouth to ask another question and in a panic I did something equally stupid. I put whatever I can grab into his mouth and dashed into my room. I slammed my door shut, locked the door, jiggled the knob to make sure it's locked and checked my windows. Why I'm doing that I don't know. It's not like he can fly up to the 11th floor of this building. I think.

Better check the window locks too.

Outside my room, I heard loud laughter and several crashes. "She stuffed my mouth with her sock! HER SOCK!" More laughter and several more loud crashes were heard. I looked down and saw my right foot was bare while my left foot still had my sock. Dammit! That was my part of my favorite pair of BTS socks.

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