It's Not the Size of the Prize
Summary
Dongmin thought the big surprise of his military service was the two celebrities he enlisted with, but it turns out Big Bang's Top has more surprises in store for his unit.
I cringe as a type this but this fic is rated R for "locker room talk", all of which is gross and degrading and none of which I've ever tried to write before, so I probably (hopefully?) went overboard and maybe men are not actually as disgusting as I depict them in this little ficlet but, you know, it's for the sake of the story etc. etc.
Originally posted AO3.
