The Bangtan Gal
Rookie King Episode 2
‘BTS Chef Korea’
Rap Monster and Jennie stand before the camera in the middle of the kitchen. “Hello everyone. We’re Bangtan Chef Korea’s MCs. Rap Monster and Jennie.”
“Aye!” She throws up a peace sign.
“Cooking in English is cooking!” He mentions in English as she nods in response.
“That is correct.”
“Even just hearing it isn’t it a word that makes one really happy.”
“Well food is really awesome.”
“The taste of all these fresh ingredients laid out right here. Harmony.” He picks up a vegetable.
“Food~” Jennie sings while Rap Mon follows suit in a lower tone, before they harmonize.
“Hey! We did it!” He cheers, looking relieved.
“10th times the charm!” She high fives him. “Today is a very special day. Why? Because it’s Rap Monster’s birthday!” She claps while he smiles at her.
“Thank you, Jennie. Today our 6 members with the exception of Jennie and I will be up against each other 3 vs 3 in a cooking battle. And now we’ll reveal how it works and the main theme of today.”
‘Look for BTS’s Cooking King! Today’s theme, prepare Rap Monster’s birthday cooking! Bangtan’s cooking strength Jin Chef with Jimin & Jungkook. Hidden cooking player Suga chef with V & J-Hope. A cooking battle that tangles in their pride, this is the start! Complete your cooking within the given time. Time of 40 minutes. Satisfy the taste palates of our 4 judging panel. Winning team gets dining vouchers and relaxing rest time. Losing team gets the job of cleaning up the post-war venue!’
Rap Monster and Jennie stand in between the two opposing teams. “The theme of today’s battle! I’m so, so satisfied. September 12th! What day is it everybody!” Rap Monster asks.
“Rap Monster’s birthday!” Everyone cheers.
“It’s nice that it’s your birthday and to have a celebration too. But exactly why are we made to cook from early in the morning.” Suga complains. “Writers, is this some sort of trickery!?”
“Yeah, this is the writer’s trickery. Suga chef team five points deducted.” Rap Monster demands, making Jennie laugh. “You can just think about such things on your own. Since at the end of the day, we’re the ones judging you guys.”
“So in front of us are the ingredients the writers have prepared for you. beforehand.” Jennie announces, gesturing to the different foods.
“Having looked at the ingredients, you’ll be given time to have a discussion and to decide on your menu.” Rap Monster explains.
“Y’all got five minutes!” She says bluntly, showing her five fingers to both teams
“Five minutes?” The teams repeat.
“And the cooking discussion starts now!” Rap Monster commands.
Both teams eagerly discuss their menu deeply. Jin’s team discuss making seaweed soup and salad, while Suga’s team discuss having good taste. Unimaginable terror cooking.
“I’m going to die today, aren’t I?” Jennie smiles nervously at Suga’s team after they express their love for Rap Monster.
“Don’t worry, we love you too.” Suga reassures.
“Uh huh. I think you still want revenge after you drew on my face.”
“You deserved it. I see the marker came off.” He points out with a smirk.
“Wow, Suga. Wow. Thank you for being such a great friend.” She shakes her head
Both teams gather around Rap Monster and Jennie. “What menus have both our teams come up with and also what ingredients they have chosen, that I’m very curious! Right now we’ll be choosing our ingredients. To quickly get the ingredients needed for your respective cookings is the most important right?” Rap Monster asks.
“On your mark…GO!” Jennie yells as both teams scramble to the food.
“What happened to set!?” Jin exclaims, grabbing onto Jungkook who was in front of everyone, trying to get to the food first and trying to push Suga away.
“Good grief!” Jennie looks on in surprise as the guys start pushing and pulling on each other. Everyone starts fighting each other for the ingredients, and it turns into mess. “What happened to teamwork!?”
Suga manages to latch onto a fish cake while J-Hope tries to snatch seaweed out of Jin’s hands. Jin has none of it as and snatches it back, making J-Hope flinch when he was about to hit him. Chaos ensues as they all start throwing and tossing stuff at each other.
“Are ya’ll throwing stuff!?” Jennie yells in English before getting hit with a bag of rice that flew past her. “AYE! AYE! I should not be getting hit!” She goes back to Korean.
After the guys settle down, Jen and Rap Monster stand in between the opposing teams.
“And now we’ll be giving you guys exactly 40 minutes of cooking time. In exactly 40 minutes you’ll have to end your cooking and garnish your plate prettily.” Rap Monster informs.
“All right! Your 40 minutes of cooking starts now!” Jennie announces.
Both teams start to get right to it with the cooking as Jin starts to forget what his team’s cooking plans are.
Jin (I lost whatever I planned beforehand so my mind was all confused)
Jin tells Jimin to boil water as Jennie looks on. Jin looked a bit disorganized and it made her start to chuckle. “You guys have a plan right?”
“AH! YES! Yes, Jennie, why wouldn’t we?!” Jin hesitates with a nervous laugh.
Jennie ‘Amused Judge’ (Poor Jin...I’m sure he’ll be fine!)
Meanwhile with Suga’s team, V tries to bribe Rap Monster with some food. “For a fair judging I can’t.” He smiles, trying to resist the offer.
“Ah, no no just, don’t overthink and just take it!” V persuades.
“No,no.”
V ‘Accused of Bribery’ (It was bribery. Take a good look at us, we’re such a team. Our cleanliness is good, our giving of bribery is good, too.)
Rapmon ends up eating the food V had given him, complimenting on how yummy it is.
‘After breakdown, midst of mental restoration. Jin Chef team’
“Should I put this in first?” Jimin asks.
“Just do what you like.” Jin replies.
“Hyung then what should I do then?” Jungkook asks while Rapmon and Jennie sit beside each other, watching both teams.
“Looking at these ingredients, I really don’t know what to do…” Jin sighs.
Jin ‘Stolen Meat Victim’ (When we were obtaining ingredients I only had seaweed and meat thought of in my head. After getting back my senses the meat disappeared. When we gathered our ingredients I saw the meat with the opposing team. My mind went really confused. I really don’t know what I should make anymore.)
Jungkook ‘Baby Chef’ (I wanted to make a dish of mixed veggies. I thought about what I should do then went to cut up the vegetables.)
“So who do you think is gonna win, birthday boy?” She turns to Rapmon, punching him on the arm, getting a chuckle in response.
“I honestly don’t even know. I just hope whatever they’re cooking will be all right.”
“We shall see!”
“Jennie~ could you come over here for a second?” V calls out with a boxy grin, waving at her.
“Yeah, sure. What’s up?” She stands up and walks over to him. “How’s the cooking going?”
Jungkook’s ears perk up as he glances at the two of them, watching V’s every move while cutting the food. What did V have under his sleeve this time?
“Here.” V shows her a clean carrot. “I wanted you to have this.”
“That looks so good right now, I love carrots.” She looks at it in happiness.
“It’s yours. Go ahead!”
“Jennie! Don’t take that! He’s bribing you!” Jungkook warns, walking over to the two.
“Wha? I’m doing no such thing!” V tries to look innocent.
“Jennie won’t be fooled. No more bribing.”
Jennie ‘Confused Judge’ (I have no idea what’s going on around this kitchen, haha)
“Let’s go back over here where you won’t get bribed.” Jungkook steals her away, ignoring V’s complaints.
V ‘Annoyed Briber’ (Darn it Jungkook! He ruined my plan.)
“Here. Sit back down.” He places his hands on her shoulders, lowering her down to sit back in her seat.
He grabs a clean carrot from his station and hands it to her. “Here’s my carrot. Enjoy, no bribery. Relax, and don’t go near V.” He smiles.
“Hah hah! Okay, I won’t! Thanks!” She happily takes a bite of the food she was given as he goes back to his station.
Jungkook ‘Hero for Jennie’ (I felt really happy saving her from V’s bribing. She really enjoyed the carrot. Now V seems to be at a disadvantage since he hasn’t bribed any of the judges. I think we’ll win for sure!)
Jennie ‘Happy Judge’ (I got a carrot! It was so good! Thanks Jungkook! But I want another one...maybe I can sneak the one V was supposed to give me...listen to Jungkook...or get V’s carrot...hm...)
“Do we add Tuna into the seaweed soup?” Jungkook questions.
“Firstly since we don’t have meat.” Jin replies, before dripping a lot of sesame oil into the food. Jennie cringes at the sight.
Jin ‘Sesame Oil Supporter’ (I like sesame oil so I added a lot into it. I’m sorry…that was a great mistake of mine…)
Jennie ‘Non-supporter of Sesame Oil’ (So I was looking around and couldn’t help but come across Jin just splashing all this sesame oil into the food. WHY!? That’s too much! It’ll overpower the food! Won’t it!? Ah Gosh, make him stahp! STAHP~)
With V’s team, J-hope begins cooking the meat, making Rap Monster happy as he watches in delight.
‘With the meat J-Hope’s definitely sure of their win’
J-Hope ‘Meat complimenter’ (Ah the meat is really a defining ingredient. Let’s say if without it, J-hope’s food lacking of that very meat. Ah really to me it’s definitely an important ingredient.)
Rap Monster ‘Hates to eat his birthday cooking’ (The most frightening people are the ignorant yet diligent people. V is exactly like that. He’s totally ignorant when it comes to cooking…)
‘Among the members, whose cooking is the worst?’
Jungkook (V! That hyung has never even cooked before in the dorm.)
Jimin (V really….i think today really all just comes down to V.)
Jin (The opposing team has their black-hole. V. The best black hole ever.)
Jennie (Ah…V…I asked him to make me a microwavable meal once in the dorm, when he gave me the noodles, it wasn’t even half done.)
V ‘Cooking Black Hole’ (Yeah I do like it.)
Jungkook finished his plate by throwing in all the ingredients they had and red pepper before frying it. But then Jimin threw noodles together with it to cook it again
Jennie ‘Horrified for her life’ (I really am nervous to eat that.)
“Guys you have ten minutes left!” Jennie announces as both teams put finishing touches on their food. “Jungkook! What are you-never mind.” She sits down after watching him pour milk in the combined noodles and tuna.
She walks over to J-Hope who was stirring Kelp, pork and onion soup. “Ah it’s going to be yummy!” He says confidently and takes a sip. Almost immediately, he freezes and gets quiet as Jennie starts snickering.
“It has an interesting flavor!” He coughs.
“Uh huh. Just looking at my death here. I’ve lived a nice life.”
“Ah, i-it’s not that bad, you’ll be fine!”
“There’s five minutes left! Five minutes!” Rap Monster announces.
“Five minutes left?” Jin repeats in surprise.
“10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1 Battle finished!” Rap Monster announces. “Finally the disastrous spectacle has come to an end.”
“More like disasteriffic!” Jennie replies. “But nonetheless it is time for us to taste test the food you’ve made.”
“This is not a punishment right? This feels like a secret prank camera.” Rap Monster examines the food nervously.
“Look at our visuals!” Jimin points to his team’s food.
“It is not all about the visuals!” J-Hope fires back.
“Since I can’t eat it on my own, sacrificing together with me is Jennie and two other judging panelists that will be doing the tasting.”
‘Evaluation time!’
Jennie, Rapmon and the male and female judges stand before the dishes. “Let’s start from this side.” Rapmon says, as everyone grabs their chopsticks and carefully tastes the ramen dish.
‘Jimin Chef’s fried red pepper paste noddles. Using the mixed veggies Jungkook fried in fury and directly adding cooked noodles into it.’
As soon as Jennie takes a bite she winces as she continues to chew. “Too much salt!’
“Yeah it’s super salty.” Rap Monster agrees.
V ‘Accused of throwing salt’ (We were lacking in visuals. If our taste couldn’t make it…what’s left only is to sabotage! So I sprinkled salt into Jimin’s cooking)
Jimin ‘Case victim’ (Ah-V!! I had made it so delightfully. What exactly will the officers do about it…)
‘J-Hope chef’s meat regulation. J-Hope chef’s exclusive meat! Even if it’s just stir-fried the taste is undeniable.’
“This is a product we’re really looking forward to.” Rap Monster anticipates as they all take a bite of the meat.
Jennie looks confused as she continues to chew. “Where’s the flavor?”
Jennie ‘Passionate Meat Lover’ (I LOVE Meat. In my household, the meat is always filled with flavor. I was disappointed when there really wasn’t a taste to it.*Sniff*)
“There’s absolutely no taste at all.” The female judge notes, nodding in agreement with Jennie.
“The menu I knew was pork meat. In the meat there’s a plastic smell.” The male judge adds.
‘Suga Chef bean rice cake. Cooking made for variety right from the start. 119 on standby for the judging panel’
“This is another I’m looking forward to.” The manager says
“Me too, I think it’ll taste good.” Rap Monster replies as they all taste a bite. Before Jennie could take a bite, she had to wait a couple seconds because of the horrible smell. “You all right, Jen?”
“Ah…just peachy.” She groans. The smell was horrible. She’s eaten foods that smelled bad but tasted really good, so maybe this would be the case here, she wondered as she took a bite of the food.
“To describe this dish’s taste in the simplest terms…a house that only guys live in. The fragrance returning after heated sports…that smell has been represented in this dish. Just from listening you can feel the bean rice cake’s slashing.” The male judge explains.
Suga ‘Midas’ Hands’ (First I put the bean paste in. Bean paste and ketchup, fish cake, fried onion, fried mushrooms. It was an intricately chosen combination of ingredients. A smell of men’s feet came out from the food. I had a taste of it and came up with the dish’s sub-set. Bean paste ketchup rice cake pasta’s sub-set.)
‘J-Hope’s chef meat regulation soup’
“Next up this is some kind of…laundry water!” Rap Monster points out.
“Ah…the color.” Jennie sighs. It really did look like laundry water.
“This is not end-plate king right?” Rap Monster laughs. “I thought this food is punishment from end-plate king.”
Jennie ‘Nervous Miss Bangtan’ (D-Do I really have to try this?)
Suga ‘Cooking Destroyer’ (Actually it was end plate king, for the judging panel…I hope Jennie enjoys it. HAHA.)
Jennie takes a spoonful of the soup with Rapmon. She places the spoon down and closes her eyes as Suga starts snickering to himself while Rap Monster squints his eyes, laughing to himself at the horrible taste.
Jennie ‘Victim of soup’ (What did I do to deserve this? Is this almost over!?)
“If the seaweed soup was sesame oil soup, this is salt soup? It’s half water, half salt.” The male judge mentions.
‘V Chef’s V-Roll. Standard seaweed rolls be gone! Confident seaweed roll made by the alchemist.’
“We’ll first give this seaweed roll to Rap Mon.” The male judge places the roll in front of the rapper as he takes a bite of it. As soon as he starts chewing on it, he begins losing color in his face.
“That bad, huh?” Jennie chuckles nervously and reluctantly takes a bite. Handing the roll to the other female judge, Jennie starts coughing, reluctantly chewing it.
Jennie ‘Passionate Seaweed lover’ (Y’know...I’m not liking how they’re killing my favorite foods here. This is tragic!)
Rap Monster ‘Taste Buds gone’ (The V Roll that V made, made my face lost all color. I think my members have a lot accumulated displeasure against me…I’m sure of it.)
“If we were to evaluate these cookings as a whole, a middle doesn’t exist! It’s either salty or too sweet or inedible.” The male judge declares.
“We’re alive! We survived the taste testing.” Jennie claps, sighing out of relief.
“Thankfully.” Rap Monster sighs. “We still did it somehow. Now it’s discussion time.”
Jennie and the rest of the judges compare their ratings and discuss what they thought of the food, before going back to stand before the two teams.
‘Results time!’
“Yes and the tasting time has ended. Because it’s a broadcast I can’t swear…” Rap Monster mumbles, earning a few chuckles from his members. “Still we can’t go without picking the winning team, right? Jimin, Jungkook, Jin chef team, red spoon. J-hope, V, Suga’s chef team Blue spoon.”
“All right, at the same time, we’re going to reveal our selections and the side with the most votes will be the winners of the cooking battle.” Jennie informs.
“In 3, 2, 1, we’ll raise our selections.”
Once the 4 judges reveal their votes, Jennie voting for Jin’s team in the process, Jin’s team were declared the winners.
“Congratulations to the winning team of Jin, Jimin and Jungkook!” Jennie applauds with a smile while V’s team starts to complain.
“We cannot acknowledge this!” Suga yells with V.
“So what if your ingredients are expensive!” Jungkook points to the food while both teams begin to bicker.
“Anyway since you are the winning team, I’ll be presenting to you, your dining voucher. Congratulations.” Rap Monster hands them their vouchers.
“Thank you!” Jin’s team happily accepts while Suga’s team is frustrated and in despair.
“And also we can’t possibly leave out the punishment for our losing team.” Rap Monster points out.
“Oh yeah. Looks like you guys are gonna be cleaning up the place! Woo hoo~” Jen claps, as the losing team playfully glare at her while everyone else claps.
“This has been an overwhelming Bangtan Chef Korea, but we’ve come to the end already. Next time we’ll be back with an even better program!” Rap Monster closes.
Suga ‘Chief of losing team, made judging panel lose their taste buds’ (J-Hope was a bit too greedy…believed too much in his own skills. I think that it was because of his greed)
J-Hope ‘Laundry Water’s Creator’ (Combining Eastern and Western flavors, what in the world…it just doesn’t make sense really. Suddenly bean paste and ketchup, what kind of combination is this?)
Jin ‘BTS Cooking Champion’ (I’m really thankful to Jungkookie. Also very thankful to Jiminie too. And also Jin-ah you’ve worked hard. Mine was yummy too! The taste of sesame oil was a bit too strong.)
‘End Plate Unlucky King/Queen’
“Hello, for today’s end-plate King/Queen we’re here at a Karaoke Room!” Rap Monster announces as everyone applauds.
Everyone gets their cards and see who will be the King or Queen with the ultimate authority. Once they flip them over, V is the elected King.
“V is a truly lucky guy!” J-Hope comments.
“What even is he!?” Rapmon questions.
V sits in the middle of the table, while Jen sits in between Rap Monster and Jungkook. “We will now begin the first stage of the game.” V announces.
“I won’t lose this time!” Suga says with determination.
‘STAGE 1′
‘Criminal Disguise. Use black tape to disguise yourself as a wanted crook!’
“Can you explain what this is?” Suga asks.
“I think we’re putting black tape all over our face.” Jennie replies as he nods.
Everyone grabs a card quickly. “1-2-3!” V announces as everyone quickly flips over their cards, revealing J-Hope with the skull.
“AHHHH” They yell, applauding and fist pumping while J-Hope stares at his skull card in disbelief.
‘Finally! J-Hope selected for the very first time!’
‘7 peasants cheering in the background’
“At last!” Jimin cheers.
“This round is invalid!” J-Hope tosses his skull card down on the table while standing up.
“Now it’s only Jennie!” Jimin points out.
“Wait she didn’t get caught at all?” Suga questions, looking surprised.
“Nope. And I won’t this round.” She says confidently.
“We shall see~” V grins.
J-Hope is placed on top of the table, laying on his back while everyone starts placing pieces of tape all over his face. Jennie places a piece a tape right on his upper lip before Jungkook wraps J-Hope’s head like a gift basket.
“I’m gonna plug your nostrils.” Suga places a piece of tape right on J-Hope’s nostrils.
“I can breathe through my mouth.” He says with nonchalance. Once he sits up, they get a full view of his taped up face.
‘This far has been boring! Let’s try peeling them off!’
Everyone starts peeling the tape off his face one by one despite J-Hope’s yells of pain. “Sorry J-Hope.” Jennie smiles apologetically and rips off the tape on his upper lip.
“Ahh! I thought you would be gentle~” He whines, rubbing his upper lip. “Seriously this hurts so much.” He giggles.
“Do you know my pain now?” Suga asks while Jungkook plucks another piece off his face and Jimin snatches off the last piece. The room was filled with J-Hope’s yells of pain and whoas from everyone else.
“Really guys…?” J-Hope sighs
‘STAGE 2’
‘Stick a piece of raw skate under the nose.’
Everyone yells and groans at the punishment. It was not going to be a favorable one. “I think Jennie is gonna get this one!” Jimin happily addresses.
“No way!” She objects, shaking her head.
“Man this is really cruel…it really is.” Rap Monster shakes his head, thinking about the punishment. Everyone gathers their cards and flips them over to reveal Suga with the skull card.
“YEAH!” Jennie and everyone but Suga yell and applaud. “WOO~” She fist pumps while Suga starts laughing, looking dumb founded.
‘Once again without fail, today is Suga’s punishment time!’
“I am so happy!” Jin sighs out of relief.
“Suga, Suga Suga Suga~. Suga Suga Suga Suga~” The group sings and claps.
‘Enter fresh skate express shipped from Heuksan Island’
Jimin holds onto Suga as V places it right on his mouth with the tape. Jen grits her teeth, watching nervously while J-Hope massages the raw skate that was taped against Suga’s face. Having enough, Suga snatches it off.
‘STAGE 3’
‘Insect hunting’
‘Kill all the insects stuck to various parts of a member’s body using a fly swatter’
“No, it can’t be! I can’t even kill cockroaches…” Jin murmurs
“Don’t let it be me. Don’t let it be me. Do not let it be me.” Jennie mumbles to herself.
“Let it be Jennie. Let it be Jennie. Let it be Jennie.” Jimin mumbles to himself, looking straight at her.
“Let it be Jimin. Let it be Jimin. Let it be Jimin.” She narrows her eyes at him as they have a stare down.
“Let it be Jennie!”
“Let it be Jimin!”
“Let it be Jennie!”
“Let it be Jimin!”
They go back and forth while everyone laughs at their bickering. Everyone receives their cards and flips them over to reveal Jimin with the skull card.
“YAAAAHHHHHHH”
“HAHAHA! Lady luck is on my side to-day!” Jennie stands up with her arms up, celebrating. J-Hope and Jin start dancing while Jimin is in disbelief.
“Don’t mess with Jennie and her luck.” Rap Monster chuckles.
“Why couldn’t it have been Jennie!?” Jimin whines.
“I wonder when Jennie will get caught.” Jungkook wonders.
“Yeah! When Is Miss Bangtan ever going to get caught?” Jin asks.
“NEVER~” Jen laughs evilly.
Jimin lays on his back on top of the table. The guys start messing with him, flying the toy bugs all around him, making him squirm until they lift up his shirt. Suga places the bug right on his belly button while the guys talk about Jimin’s abs.
“Jimin is flexing as usual.” Jennie pokes one of his hard abs. “It’s so hard.”
She had to admit, she was looking forward to getting abs when she was ready to start working out.
Suga smacks the bug right then and there, making Jimin yell and clutch his stomach. J-Hope was next, buzzing around and places the bug right against his cheek. Jimin tenses in nervousness while being held down.
“I’ll keep to my manners and hit gently.” J-hope says before smacking the side of his face.
Jimin sits up in shock. “Did you just lie to me?”
“Ah well, you know I-“ He was cut off by his own laughs when Jimin grabbed him.
“The cheapest act in the world is hitting the same place twice.” Jin said, placing the bug on Jimin’s cheek when he was on his back again.
‘Cheap grand Satan king Jin loses his innocence’
After Jungkook smacks him hard on his chest, it was Jennie’s turn. “Let’s hit him on the face a third time~” She decides and places the plastic bug on his cheek.
“Jennie you’re going to pay for this!” He declares.
“HIGH-YA!” She smacks him hard, earning loud everyone laughs.
“That’s it!” Jimin quickly sits up, grabbing her before she could run away. She shrieks when he puts her head around his arm, giving her an old fashioned noogie on her head while everyone else continues laughing at the sight.
“Not the hair! Jimin!” She smacks him on his arm a couple times but he doesn’t let up.
‘STAGE 4’
“I want to stop getting picked! Please!” Jimin pleads in desperation.
“I hope you get picked again!” Jennie speaks up.
“I hope YOU finally get picked! I hope this is your punishment!” He points at her, glaring at her playfully
‘Don’t crinkle your face’
‘Remove every post-it on your face using only facial expression’
Once everyone gathers their cards and places the down in the middle, Suga declares, “It’s rigged if it’s me again…”
“Well I’m a lucky guy, I can’t be picked.” J-Hope comments, staying positive.
“3-2-1!” V countdown, revealing Jimin again.
“Yah!” The guys laugh and clap happily for themselves. Jimin stands up and yells in despair before sitting back down.
“End Plate King/Queen is actually a Jimin and Suga show.” J-Hope chuckles.
“Of course, for the reason that they are the most popular members.” Rap Monster agrees.
Jimin had a bunch of post-its stuck to his face as he begins scrunching up his face, trying to take off the Post Its. Then he had to deal with Suga’s gross breath thanks his punishment from earlier when he kept blowing in his face to remove the post-its.
‘STAGE 5’
“Without further ado, we will now take a look at Stage 5.” V announces as he reveals the next punishment.
‘Put on pants with no hands’
‘Put on a low drop trouser without using your hands!’
“Do we have to take off our pants right here?” Jimin asks.
“Of course not!” Suga bluntly replies.
Once everyone flips open their cards, after tons of swtiches, Rap Monster gets the skull card. Everyone yells in happiness and claps. After a long time, Rap Monster couldn’t seem to get it, so Suga suggests that he does the bug punishment.
Taking his suggestion, Rap Monster was no placed on his back against the table. “Flip over!” Jin requests and places the bug right on his butt.
“Ha! This is going to be hilarious.” Jennie watches in anticipation as V puts another bug on Rap Monster’s behind.
Everyone laughs after Jin smacks him twice on the butt as Rap Monster squirms around and rubs his butt. “Owie it hurts!”
‘STAGE 6’
‘Don’t Stop The Beet!’
‘Drink a full glass of Beet Juice’
“Full glass of Beets!?” Rap Monster asks in horror while Jennie widens her eyes.
“Please don’t let me get this one…” Suga pleads.
Everyone gathers their cards and places them on the middle of the table. “3…2…1!” V counts down as everyone flips over their cards to reveal Jennie having the skull card.
“NO!” She screams but gets overshadowed by BTS’ whoops, screams and hollers of excitement.
“YES!” Jimin screams while V & Jungkook fist pump and J-Hope starts jumping up and down on his seat.
“ABOUT TIME!” Rap Monster yells, raising his hands up in the air.
“FINALLY!” Suga claps.
Jennie buries her face in her hands, while they continue celebrating. She couldn’t believe her luck had ran out. She was so close to being two rounds without getting the skull card.
“MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED! MISS BANGTAN HAS BEEN CAUGHT!”
“THANK YOU! THANK YOU!”
“JENNIE IS GETTING PUNISHED!”
Running her hands through her hair, she throws her head back and puts her hands up in the air.“WHY!?” She cries in despair. “This is rigged!”
“Muahahahah! How does it feel Ennie?” Jimin teases.
“Jennie, Jennie Jennie Jennie~. Jennie, Jennie, Jennie, Jen~” They sing and clap as she sighs loudly, accepting her fate.
A glass of beet juice was presented to the table, grabbed by Jin as he takes a big sniff. “Nice and fresh.” He nods in approval.
Jungkook takes it and takes a whiff of it, too. “Strong stuff.” He sets it down in front of Jennie.
“Well Jen…it’s all yours. Go wild~” V presents.
“Drink up Jennie!” Jimin says with a smirk. This was going to be so good to watch. Finally she was caught. He was thrilled.
“Ah…I just remembered I left the oven on so-“ She tries to leave but Jungkook wraps his arms around her waist from behind and hugs her tightly as she tries to escape. “Nooooooo!” She yells in desperation while everyone laughs at her. No matter how many times she squirmed around in his arms, Jungkook wouldn’t let up.
“Drink the beet juice.” Suga demands in a low tone, trying to scare her.
“There’s no escaping your fate Miss Bangtan.” J-hope plays along in a dark tone and laughs evilly with Rapmon, Jimin, V and Suga. They were staring at her weirdly, trying to scare and creep her out.
“STHAP~” She shrieks at their intense looks and laughs, shaking her head at a fast pace while Kookie continued to hold onto her.
Jennie felt the vibration of Jungkook’s chest when he chuckled against her, amused at how to guys were acting, while Jin giggled next to her.
“Your hair smells nice.” Jungkook mentions.
“Ah, good to know when I got you guys staring at me like you’re the killers in a horror movie!” She mentions in a sarcastic tone as he laughs in response.
“Keep holding her Jungkook. She might escape.” Rap Monster requests.
“What? I’ll do no such thing!” She decides to get comfortable in Jungkook’s arms and grabs the glass. Looks like she wasn’t going anywhere.
She takes a deep breath and puts it between her lips. The strong scent made her groan, knowing it was the real stuff. Defeated, she reluctantly takes a small sip and automatically sets it down, gagging.
“Oh my God, this is so gross! I have to drink ALL of this!?” She turns to the cameras as the guys laugh at her freak out.
“No escape. Drink up. Or I’ll write on your face again.” Suga threatens.
“You’ll do that anyway!” She declares before picking up the glass again. She starts chugging it, trying to ignore the bitter taste against her now tasteless taste buds as the guys look on in wonder and shock.
Cringing with each big gulp, she finally slams it down, finishing the whole drink. “UGH GOD! Oh my God! Can I PLEASE get some water!?” She starts coughing.
“She chugged it all!” V picks up the glass and looks at the bottom.
“Wow~” Jin looks on in surprise.
Jimin giggles at her pain. “My mouth is suffering!” She exclaims as she gets refused water for the time being.
‘Stage 7’
‘Jitting the ddakji on the back’
‘On your back let’s play the memorable ddakji’
“Oh dear.” Jennie looks on as she still tastes the bitterness in her mouth. At least she’ll get health benefits from the beets.
Once given the cards, they flip them over to reveal J-Hope with the skull card. Rap Monster starts acting hype while Jin yells ‘Yah!’
J-Hope sits there in despair and disbelief. “Why do I feel as though my hopeful existence has disappeared.” He grumbles.
Once he’s laid on his chest, on top of the table, they pull up his shirt to reveal his back. Jennie looks on in amazement when everyone hits him. Mentally thanking her luck that she didn’t get this punishment.
‘Stage 8’
“It’s the last stage right? A really impacting punishment is awaiting us.” V mentions.
“Watch it be Jennie again!” Jimin teases.
“Jimin, hush! You had two punishments. Watch this be your third one!” She sticks her tongue out at him while he continues to giggle.
‘Sing a song!’
“I was wondering why we came to the karaoke room!” J-Hope mentions.
Everyone flips their cards after they were given a chance to change. Jennie decided to not take any chances and kept her card. Once they flipped them over, Rap Monster gets the skull while everyone else rejoices.
“I knew it was going to be me!” He yells
‘Exactly what is the theme of the song-singing mission?’
Getting prepared for the punishment, Rap Monster wears a wig and changes while Jennie and the rest of BTS sit, preparing for his performance.
‘Costume and Make up setting complete! Wonder Go Soyoung Rap Mon’s looks are? Falling in front of the screen it’s a seaweed curtain.’
Rap Monster starts singing Ddokdo is Korea Land while Jennie covers her mouth at the sight.
‘Southeast from Ulleungdo its 200 miles. Solitary island for migrating birds.’ He continues singing while everyone else dances. Soon Jennie starts getting into the rhythm, dancing along with the beat, laughing at the sight in front of her.
“Swag!” Rap Monster ends the song.
They were all so weird, but she couldn’t help but feel so comfortable around them. They were really great guys to be around. She was looking forward to seeing what the future holds with her and BTS.
Rap Monster and Jennie stand before the camera in the middle of the kitchen. “Hello everyone. We’re Bangtan Chef Korea’s MCs. Rap Monster and Jennie.”
“Aye!” She throws up a peace sign.
“Cooking in English is cooking!” He mentions in English as she nods in response.
“That is correct.”
“Even just hearing it isn’t it a word that makes one really happy.”
“Well food is really awesome.”
“The taste of all these fresh ingredients laid out right here. Harmony.” He picks up a vegetable.
“Food~” Jennie sings while Rap Mon follows suit in a lower tone, before they harmonize.
“Hey! We did it!” He cheers, looking relieved.
“10th times the charm!” She high fives him. “Today is a very special day. Why? Because it’s Rap Monster’s birthday!” She claps while he smiles at her.
“Thank you, Jennie. Today our 6 members with the exception of Jennie and I will be up against each other 3 vs 3 in a cooking battle. And now we’ll reveal how it works and the main theme of today.”
‘Look for BTS’s Cooking King! Today’s theme, prepare Rap Monster’s birthday cooking! Bangtan’s cooking strength Jin Chef with Jimin & Jungkook. Hidden cooking player Suga chef with V & J-Hope. A cooking battle that tangles in their pride, this is the start! Complete your cooking within the given time. Time of 40 minutes. Satisfy the taste palates of our 4 judging panel. Winning team gets dining vouchers and relaxing rest time. Losing team gets the job of cleaning up the post-war venue!’
Rap Monster and Jennie stand in between the two opposing teams. “The theme of today’s battle! I’m so, so satisfied. September 12th! What day is it everybody!” Rap Monster asks.
“Rap Monster’s birthday!” Everyone cheers.
“It’s nice that it’s your birthday and to have a celebration too. But exactly why are we made to cook from early in the morning.” Suga complains. “Writers, is this some sort of trickery!?”
“Yeah, this is the writer’s trickery. Suga chef team five points deducted.” Rap Monster demands, making Jennie laugh. “You can just think about such things on your own. Since at the end of the day, we’re the ones judging you guys.”
“So in front of us are the ingredients the writers have prepared for you. beforehand.” Jennie announces, gesturing to the different foods.
“Having looked at the ingredients, you’ll be given time to have a discussion and to decide on your menu.” Rap Monster explains.
“Y’all got five minutes!” She says bluntly, showing her five fingers to both teams
“Five minutes?” The teams repeat.
“And the cooking discussion starts now!” Rap Monster commands.
Both teams eagerly discuss their menu deeply. Jin’s team discuss making seaweed soup and salad, while Suga’s team discuss having good taste. Unimaginable terror cooking.
“I’m going to die today, aren’t I?” Jennie smiles nervously at Suga’s team after they express their love for Rap Monster.
“Don’t worry, we love you too.” Suga reassures.
“Uh huh. I think you still want revenge after you drew on my face.”
“You deserved it. I see the marker came off.” He points out with a smirk.
“Wow, Suga. Wow. Thank you for being such a great friend.” She shakes her head
Both teams gather around Rap Monster and Jennie. “What menus have both our teams come up with and also what ingredients they have chosen, that I’m very curious! Right now we’ll be choosing our ingredients. To quickly get the ingredients needed for your respective cookings is the most important right?” Rap Monster asks.
“On your mark…GO!” Jennie yells as both teams scramble to the food.
“What happened to set!?” Jin exclaims, grabbing onto Jungkook who was in front of everyone, trying to get to the food first and trying to push Suga away.
“Good grief!” Jennie looks on in surprise as the guys start pushing and pulling on each other. Everyone starts fighting each other for the ingredients, and it turns into mess. “What happened to teamwork!?”
Suga manages to latch onto a fish cake while J-Hope tries to snatch seaweed out of Jin’s hands. Jin has none of it as and snatches it back, making J-Hope flinch when he was about to hit him. Chaos ensues as they all start throwing and tossing stuff at each other.
“Are ya’ll throwing stuff!?” Jennie yells in English before getting hit with a bag of rice that flew past her. “AYE! AYE! I should not be getting hit!” She goes back to Korean.
After the guys settle down, Jen and Rap Monster stand in between the opposing teams.
“And now we’ll be giving you guys exactly 40 minutes of cooking time. In exactly 40 minutes you’ll have to end your cooking and garnish your plate prettily.” Rap Monster informs.
“All right! Your 40 minutes of cooking starts now!” Jennie announces.
Both teams start to get right to it with the cooking as Jin starts to forget what his team’s cooking plans are.
Jin (I lost whatever I planned beforehand so my mind was all confused)
Jin tells Jimin to boil water as Jennie looks on. Jin looked a bit disorganized and it made her start to chuckle. “You guys have a plan right?”
“AH! YES! Yes, Jennie, why wouldn’t we?!” Jin hesitates with a nervous laugh.
Jennie ‘Amused Judge’ (Poor Jin...I’m sure he’ll be fine!)
Meanwhile with Suga’s team, V tries to bribe Rap Monster with some food. “For a fair judging I can’t.” He smiles, trying to resist the offer.
“Ah, no no just, don’t overthink and just take it!” V persuades.
“No,no.”
V ‘Accused of Bribery’ (It was bribery. Take a good look at us, we’re such a team. Our cleanliness is good, our giving of bribery is good, too.)
Rapmon ends up eating the food V had given him, complimenting on how yummy it is.
‘After breakdown, midst of mental restoration. Jin Chef team’
“Should I put this in first?” Jimin asks.
“Just do what you like.” Jin replies.
“Hyung then what should I do then?” Jungkook asks while Rapmon and Jennie sit beside each other, watching both teams.
“Looking at these ingredients, I really don’t know what to do…” Jin sighs.
Jin ‘Stolen Meat Victim’ (When we were obtaining ingredients I only had seaweed and meat thought of in my head. After getting back my senses the meat disappeared. When we gathered our ingredients I saw the meat with the opposing team. My mind went really confused. I really don’t know what I should make anymore.)
Jungkook ‘Baby Chef’ (I wanted to make a dish of mixed veggies. I thought about what I should do then went to cut up the vegetables.)
“So who do you think is gonna win, birthday boy?” She turns to Rapmon, punching him on the arm, getting a chuckle in response.
“I honestly don’t even know. I just hope whatever they’re cooking will be all right.”
“We shall see!”
“Jennie~ could you come over here for a second?” V calls out with a boxy grin, waving at her.
“Yeah, sure. What’s up?” She stands up and walks over to him. “How’s the cooking going?”
Jungkook’s ears perk up as he glances at the two of them, watching V’s every move while cutting the food. What did V have under his sleeve this time?
“Here.” V shows her a clean carrot. “I wanted you to have this.”
“That looks so good right now, I love carrots.” She looks at it in happiness.
“It’s yours. Go ahead!”
“Jennie! Don’t take that! He’s bribing you!” Jungkook warns, walking over to the two.
“Wha? I’m doing no such thing!” V tries to look innocent.
“Jennie won’t be fooled. No more bribing.”
Jennie ‘Confused Judge’ (I have no idea what’s going on around this kitchen, haha)
“Let’s go back over here where you won’t get bribed.” Jungkook steals her away, ignoring V’s complaints.
V ‘Annoyed Briber’ (Darn it Jungkook! He ruined my plan.)
“Here. Sit back down.” He places his hands on her shoulders, lowering her down to sit back in her seat.
He grabs a clean carrot from his station and hands it to her. “Here’s my carrot. Enjoy, no bribery. Relax, and don’t go near V.” He smiles.
“Hah hah! Okay, I won’t! Thanks!” She happily takes a bite of the food she was given as he goes back to his station.
Jungkook ‘Hero for Jennie’ (I felt really happy saving her from V’s bribing. She really enjoyed the carrot. Now V seems to be at a disadvantage since he hasn’t bribed any of the judges. I think we’ll win for sure!)
Jennie ‘Happy Judge’ (I got a carrot! It was so good! Thanks Jungkook! But I want another one...maybe I can sneak the one V was supposed to give me...listen to Jungkook...or get V’s carrot...hm...)
“Do we add Tuna into the seaweed soup?” Jungkook questions.
“Firstly since we don’t have meat.” Jin replies, before dripping a lot of sesame oil into the food. Jennie cringes at the sight.
Jin ‘Sesame Oil Supporter’ (I like sesame oil so I added a lot into it. I’m sorry…that was a great mistake of mine…)
Jennie ‘Non-supporter of Sesame Oil’ (So I was looking around and couldn’t help but come across Jin just splashing all this sesame oil into the food. WHY!? That’s too much! It’ll overpower the food! Won’t it!? Ah Gosh, make him stahp! STAHP~)
With V’s team, J-hope begins cooking the meat, making Rap Monster happy as he watches in delight.
‘With the meat J-Hope’s definitely sure of their win’
J-Hope ‘Meat complimenter’ (Ah the meat is really a defining ingredient. Let’s say if without it, J-hope’s food lacking of that very meat. Ah really to me it’s definitely an important ingredient.)
Rap Monster ‘Hates to eat his birthday cooking’ (The most frightening people are the ignorant yet diligent people. V is exactly like that. He’s totally ignorant when it comes to cooking…)
‘Among the members, whose cooking is the worst?’
Jungkook (V! That hyung has never even cooked before in the dorm.)
Jimin (V really….i think today really all just comes down to V.)
Jin (The opposing team has their black-hole. V. The best black hole ever.)
Jennie (Ah…V…I asked him to make me a microwavable meal once in the dorm, when he gave me the noodles, it wasn’t even half done.)
V ‘Cooking Black Hole’ (Yeah I do like it.)
Jungkook finished his plate by throwing in all the ingredients they had and red pepper before frying it. But then Jimin threw noodles together with it to cook it again
Jennie ‘Horrified for her life’ (I really am nervous to eat that.)
“Guys you have ten minutes left!” Jennie announces as both teams put finishing touches on their food. “Jungkook! What are you-never mind.” She sits down after watching him pour milk in the combined noodles and tuna.
She walks over to J-Hope who was stirring Kelp, pork and onion soup. “Ah it’s going to be yummy!” He says confidently and takes a sip. Almost immediately, he freezes and gets quiet as Jennie starts snickering.
“It has an interesting flavor!” He coughs.
“Uh huh. Just looking at my death here. I’ve lived a nice life.”
“Ah, i-it’s not that bad, you’ll be fine!”
“There’s five minutes left! Five minutes!” Rap Monster announces.
“Five minutes left?” Jin repeats in surprise.
“10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1 Battle finished!” Rap Monster announces. “Finally the disastrous spectacle has come to an end.”
“More like disasteriffic!” Jennie replies. “But nonetheless it is time for us to taste test the food you’ve made.”
“This is not a punishment right? This feels like a secret prank camera.” Rap Monster examines the food nervously.
“Look at our visuals!” Jimin points to his team’s food.
“It is not all about the visuals!” J-Hope fires back.
“Since I can’t eat it on my own, sacrificing together with me is Jennie and two other judging panelists that will be doing the tasting.”
‘Evaluation time!’
Jennie, Rapmon and the male and female judges stand before the dishes. “Let’s start from this side.” Rapmon says, as everyone grabs their chopsticks and carefully tastes the ramen dish.
‘Jimin Chef’s fried red pepper paste noddles. Using the mixed veggies Jungkook fried in fury and directly adding cooked noodles into it.’
As soon as Jennie takes a bite she winces as she continues to chew. “Too much salt!’
“Yeah it’s super salty.” Rap Monster agrees.
V ‘Accused of throwing salt’ (We were lacking in visuals. If our taste couldn’t make it…what’s left only is to sabotage! So I sprinkled salt into Jimin’s cooking)
Jimin ‘Case victim’ (Ah-V!! I had made it so delightfully. What exactly will the officers do about it…)
‘J-Hope chef’s meat regulation. J-Hope chef’s exclusive meat! Even if it’s just stir-fried the taste is undeniable.’
“This is a product we’re really looking forward to.” Rap Monster anticipates as they all take a bite of the meat.
Jennie looks confused as she continues to chew. “Where’s the flavor?”
Jennie ‘Passionate Meat Lover’ (I LOVE Meat. In my household, the meat is always filled with flavor. I was disappointed when there really wasn’t a taste to it.*Sniff*)
“There’s absolutely no taste at all.” The female judge notes, nodding in agreement with Jennie.
“The menu I knew was pork meat. In the meat there’s a plastic smell.” The male judge adds.
‘Suga Chef bean rice cake. Cooking made for variety right from the start. 119 on standby for the judging panel’
“This is another I’m looking forward to.” The manager says
“Me too, I think it’ll taste good.” Rap Monster replies as they all taste a bite. Before Jennie could take a bite, she had to wait a couple seconds because of the horrible smell. “You all right, Jen?”
“Ah…just peachy.” She groans. The smell was horrible. She’s eaten foods that smelled bad but tasted really good, so maybe this would be the case here, she wondered as she took a bite of the food.
“To describe this dish’s taste in the simplest terms…a house that only guys live in. The fragrance returning after heated sports…that smell has been represented in this dish. Just from listening you can feel the bean rice cake’s slashing.” The male judge explains.
Suga ‘Midas’ Hands’ (First I put the bean paste in. Bean paste and ketchup, fish cake, fried onion, fried mushrooms. It was an intricately chosen combination of ingredients. A smell of men’s feet came out from the food. I had a taste of it and came up with the dish’s sub-set. Bean paste ketchup rice cake pasta’s sub-set.)
‘J-Hope’s chef meat regulation soup’
“Next up this is some kind of…laundry water!” Rap Monster points out.
“Ah…the color.” Jennie sighs. It really did look like laundry water.
“This is not end-plate king right?” Rap Monster laughs. “I thought this food is punishment from end-plate king.”
Jennie ‘Nervous Miss Bangtan’ (D-Do I really have to try this?)
Suga ‘Cooking Destroyer’ (Actually it was end plate king, for the judging panel…I hope Jennie enjoys it. HAHA.)
Jennie takes a spoonful of the soup with Rapmon. She places the spoon down and closes her eyes as Suga starts snickering to himself while Rap Monster squints his eyes, laughing to himself at the horrible taste.
Jennie ‘Victim of soup’ (What did I do to deserve this? Is this almost over!?)
“If the seaweed soup was sesame oil soup, this is salt soup? It’s half water, half salt.” The male judge mentions.
‘V Chef’s V-Roll. Standard seaweed rolls be gone! Confident seaweed roll made by the alchemist.’
“We’ll first give this seaweed roll to Rap Mon.” The male judge places the roll in front of the rapper as he takes a bite of it. As soon as he starts chewing on it, he begins losing color in his face.
“That bad, huh?” Jennie chuckles nervously and reluctantly takes a bite. Handing the roll to the other female judge, Jennie starts coughing, reluctantly chewing it.
Jennie ‘Passionate Seaweed lover’ (Y’know...I’m not liking how they’re killing my favorite foods here. This is tragic!)
Rap Monster ‘Taste Buds gone’ (The V Roll that V made, made my face lost all color. I think my members have a lot accumulated displeasure against me…I’m sure of it.)
“If we were to evaluate these cookings as a whole, a middle doesn’t exist! It’s either salty or too sweet or inedible.” The male judge declares.
“We’re alive! We survived the taste testing.” Jennie claps, sighing out of relief.
“Thankfully.” Rap Monster sighs. “We still did it somehow. Now it’s discussion time.”
Jennie and the rest of the judges compare their ratings and discuss what they thought of the food, before going back to stand before the two teams.
‘Results time!’
“Yes and the tasting time has ended. Because it’s a broadcast I can’t swear…” Rap Monster mumbles, earning a few chuckles from his members. “Still we can’t go without picking the winning team, right? Jimin, Jungkook, Jin chef team, red spoon. J-hope, V, Suga’s chef team Blue spoon.”
“All right, at the same time, we’re going to reveal our selections and the side with the most votes will be the winners of the cooking battle.” Jennie informs.
“In 3, 2, 1, we’ll raise our selections.”
Once the 4 judges reveal their votes, Jennie voting for Jin’s team in the process, Jin’s team were declared the winners.
“Congratulations to the winning team of Jin, Jimin and Jungkook!” Jennie applauds with a smile while V’s team starts to complain.
“We cannot acknowledge this!” Suga yells with V.
“So what if your ingredients are expensive!” Jungkook points to the food while both teams begin to bicker.
“Anyway since you are the winning team, I’ll be presenting to you, your dining voucher. Congratulations.” Rap Monster hands them their vouchers.
“Thank you!” Jin’s team happily accepts while Suga’s team is frustrated and in despair.
“And also we can’t possibly leave out the punishment for our losing team.” Rap Monster points out.
“Oh yeah. Looks like you guys are gonna be cleaning up the place! Woo hoo~” Jen claps, as the losing team playfully glare at her while everyone else claps.
“This has been an overwhelming Bangtan Chef Korea, but we’ve come to the end already. Next time we’ll be back with an even better program!” Rap Monster closes.
Suga ‘Chief of losing team, made judging panel lose their taste buds’ (J-Hope was a bit too greedy…believed too much in his own skills. I think that it was because of his greed)
J-Hope ‘Laundry Water’s Creator’ (Combining Eastern and Western flavors, what in the world…it just doesn’t make sense really. Suddenly bean paste and ketchup, what kind of combination is this?)
Jin ‘BTS Cooking Champion’ (I’m really thankful to Jungkookie. Also very thankful to Jiminie too. And also Jin-ah you’ve worked hard. Mine was yummy too! The taste of sesame oil was a bit too strong.)
‘End Plate Unlucky King/Queen’
“Hello, for today’s end-plate King/Queen we’re here at a Karaoke Room!” Rap Monster announces as everyone applauds.
Everyone gets their cards and see who will be the King or Queen with the ultimate authority. Once they flip them over, V is the elected King.
“V is a truly lucky guy!” J-Hope comments.
“What even is he!?” Rapmon questions.
V sits in the middle of the table, while Jen sits in between Rap Monster and Jungkook. “We will now begin the first stage of the game.” V announces.
“I won’t lose this time!” Suga says with determination.
‘STAGE 1′
‘Criminal Disguise. Use black tape to disguise yourself as a wanted crook!’
“Can you explain what this is?” Suga asks.
“I think we’re putting black tape all over our face.” Jennie replies as he nods.
Everyone grabs a card quickly. “1-2-3!” V announces as everyone quickly flips over their cards, revealing J-Hope with the skull.
“AHHHH” They yell, applauding and fist pumping while J-Hope stares at his skull card in disbelief.
‘Finally! J-Hope selected for the very first time!’
‘7 peasants cheering in the background’
“At last!” Jimin cheers.
“This round is invalid!” J-Hope tosses his skull card down on the table while standing up.
“Now it’s only Jennie!” Jimin points out.
“Wait she didn’t get caught at all?” Suga questions, looking surprised.
“Nope. And I won’t this round.” She says confidently.
“We shall see~” V grins.
J-Hope is placed on top of the table, laying on his back while everyone starts placing pieces of tape all over his face. Jennie places a piece a tape right on his upper lip before Jungkook wraps J-Hope’s head like a gift basket.
“I’m gonna plug your nostrils.” Suga places a piece of tape right on J-Hope’s nostrils.
“I can breathe through my mouth.” He says with nonchalance. Once he sits up, they get a full view of his taped up face.
‘This far has been boring! Let’s try peeling them off!’
Everyone starts peeling the tape off his face one by one despite J-Hope’s yells of pain. “Sorry J-Hope.” Jennie smiles apologetically and rips off the tape on his upper lip.
“Ahh! I thought you would be gentle~” He whines, rubbing his upper lip. “Seriously this hurts so much.” He giggles.
“Do you know my pain now?” Suga asks while Jungkook plucks another piece off his face and Jimin snatches off the last piece. The room was filled with J-Hope’s yells of pain and whoas from everyone else.
“Really guys…?” J-Hope sighs
‘STAGE 2’
‘Stick a piece of raw skate under the nose.’
Everyone yells and groans at the punishment. It was not going to be a favorable one. “I think Jennie is gonna get this one!” Jimin happily addresses.
“No way!” She objects, shaking her head.
“Man this is really cruel…it really is.” Rap Monster shakes his head, thinking about the punishment. Everyone gathers their cards and flips them over to reveal Suga with the skull card.
“YEAH!” Jennie and everyone but Suga yell and applaud. “WOO~” She fist pumps while Suga starts laughing, looking dumb founded.
‘Once again without fail, today is Suga’s punishment time!’
“I am so happy!” Jin sighs out of relief.
“Suga, Suga Suga Suga~. Suga Suga Suga Suga~” The group sings and claps.
‘Enter fresh skate express shipped from Heuksan Island’
Jimin holds onto Suga as V places it right on his mouth with the tape. Jen grits her teeth, watching nervously while J-Hope massages the raw skate that was taped against Suga’s face. Having enough, Suga snatches it off.
‘STAGE 3’
‘Insect hunting’
‘Kill all the insects stuck to various parts of a member’s body using a fly swatter’
“No, it can’t be! I can’t even kill cockroaches…” Jin murmurs
“Don’t let it be me. Don’t let it be me. Do not let it be me.” Jennie mumbles to herself.
“Let it be Jennie. Let it be Jennie. Let it be Jennie.” Jimin mumbles to himself, looking straight at her.
“Let it be Jimin. Let it be Jimin. Let it be Jimin.” She narrows her eyes at him as they have a stare down.
“Let it be Jennie!”
“Let it be Jimin!”
“Let it be Jennie!”
“Let it be Jimin!”
They go back and forth while everyone laughs at their bickering. Everyone receives their cards and flips them over to reveal Jimin with the skull card.
“YAAAAHHHHHHH”
“HAHAHA! Lady luck is on my side to-day!” Jennie stands up with her arms up, celebrating. J-Hope and Jin start dancing while Jimin is in disbelief.
“Don’t mess with Jennie and her luck.” Rap Monster chuckles.
“Why couldn’t it have been Jennie!?” Jimin whines.
“I wonder when Jennie will get caught.” Jungkook wonders.
“Yeah! When Is Miss Bangtan ever going to get caught?” Jin asks.
“NEVER~” Jen laughs evilly.
Jimin lays on his back on top of the table. The guys start messing with him, flying the toy bugs all around him, making him squirm until they lift up his shirt. Suga places the bug right on his belly button while the guys talk about Jimin’s abs.
“Jimin is flexing as usual.” Jennie pokes one of his hard abs. “It’s so hard.”
She had to admit, she was looking forward to getting abs when she was ready to start working out.
Suga smacks the bug right then and there, making Jimin yell and clutch his stomach. J-Hope was next, buzzing around and places the bug right against his cheek. Jimin tenses in nervousness while being held down.
“I’ll keep to my manners and hit gently.” J-hope says before smacking the side of his face.
Jimin sits up in shock. “Did you just lie to me?”
“Ah well, you know I-“ He was cut off by his own laughs when Jimin grabbed him.
“The cheapest act in the world is hitting the same place twice.” Jin said, placing the bug on Jimin’s cheek when he was on his back again.
‘Cheap grand Satan king Jin loses his innocence’
After Jungkook smacks him hard on his chest, it was Jennie’s turn. “Let’s hit him on the face a third time~” She decides and places the plastic bug on his cheek.
“Jennie you’re going to pay for this!” He declares.
“HIGH-YA!” She smacks him hard, earning loud everyone laughs.
“That’s it!” Jimin quickly sits up, grabbing her before she could run away. She shrieks when he puts her head around his arm, giving her an old fashioned noogie on her head while everyone else continues laughing at the sight.
“Not the hair! Jimin!” She smacks him on his arm a couple times but he doesn’t let up.
‘STAGE 4’
“I want to stop getting picked! Please!” Jimin pleads in desperation.
“I hope you get picked again!” Jennie speaks up.
“I hope YOU finally get picked! I hope this is your punishment!” He points at her, glaring at her playfully
‘Don’t crinkle your face’
‘Remove every post-it on your face using only facial expression’
Once everyone gathers their cards and places the down in the middle, Suga declares, “It’s rigged if it’s me again…”
“Well I’m a lucky guy, I can’t be picked.” J-Hope comments, staying positive.
“3-2-1!” V countdown, revealing Jimin again.
“Yah!” The guys laugh and clap happily for themselves. Jimin stands up and yells in despair before sitting back down.
“End Plate King/Queen is actually a Jimin and Suga show.” J-Hope chuckles.
“Of course, for the reason that they are the most popular members.” Rap Monster agrees.
Jimin had a bunch of post-its stuck to his face as he begins scrunching up his face, trying to take off the Post Its. Then he had to deal with Suga’s gross breath thanks his punishment from earlier when he kept blowing in his face to remove the post-its.
‘STAGE 5’
“Without further ado, we will now take a look at Stage 5.” V announces as he reveals the next punishment.
‘Put on pants with no hands’
‘Put on a low drop trouser without using your hands!’
“Do we have to take off our pants right here?” Jimin asks.
“Of course not!” Suga bluntly replies.
Once everyone flips open their cards, after tons of swtiches, Rap Monster gets the skull card. Everyone yells in happiness and claps. After a long time, Rap Monster couldn’t seem to get it, so Suga suggests that he does the bug punishment.
Taking his suggestion, Rap Monster was no placed on his back against the table. “Flip over!” Jin requests and places the bug right on his butt.
“Ha! This is going to be hilarious.” Jennie watches in anticipation as V puts another bug on Rap Monster’s behind.
Everyone laughs after Jin smacks him twice on the butt as Rap Monster squirms around and rubs his butt. “Owie it hurts!”
‘STAGE 6’
‘Don’t Stop The Beet!’
‘Drink a full glass of Beet Juice’
“Full glass of Beets!?” Rap Monster asks in horror while Jennie widens her eyes.
“Please don’t let me get this one…” Suga pleads.
Everyone gathers their cards and places them on the middle of the table. “3…2…1!” V counts down as everyone flips over their cards to reveal Jennie having the skull card.
“NO!” She screams but gets overshadowed by BTS’ whoops, screams and hollers of excitement.
“YES!” Jimin screams while V & Jungkook fist pump and J-Hope starts jumping up and down on his seat.
“ABOUT TIME!” Rap Monster yells, raising his hands up in the air.
“FINALLY!” Suga claps.
Jennie buries her face in her hands, while they continue celebrating. She couldn’t believe her luck had ran out. She was so close to being two rounds without getting the skull card.
“MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED! MISS BANGTAN HAS BEEN CAUGHT!”
“THANK YOU! THANK YOU!”
“JENNIE IS GETTING PUNISHED!”
Running her hands through her hair, she throws her head back and puts her hands up in the air.“WHY!?” She cries in despair. “This is rigged!”
“Muahahahah! How does it feel Ennie?” Jimin teases.
“Jennie, Jennie Jennie Jennie~. Jennie, Jennie, Jennie, Jen~” They sing and clap as she sighs loudly, accepting her fate.
A glass of beet juice was presented to the table, grabbed by Jin as he takes a big sniff. “Nice and fresh.” He nods in approval.
Jungkook takes it and takes a whiff of it, too. “Strong stuff.” He sets it down in front of Jennie.
“Well Jen…it’s all yours. Go wild~” V presents.
“Drink up Jennie!” Jimin says with a smirk. This was going to be so good to watch. Finally she was caught. He was thrilled.
“Ah…I just remembered I left the oven on so-“ She tries to leave but Jungkook wraps his arms around her waist from behind and hugs her tightly as she tries to escape. “Nooooooo!” She yells in desperation while everyone laughs at her. No matter how many times she squirmed around in his arms, Jungkook wouldn’t let up.
“Drink the beet juice.” Suga demands in a low tone, trying to scare her.
“There’s no escaping your fate Miss Bangtan.” J-hope plays along in a dark tone and laughs evilly with Rapmon, Jimin, V and Suga. They were staring at her weirdly, trying to scare and creep her out.
“STHAP~” She shrieks at their intense looks and laughs, shaking her head at a fast pace while Kookie continued to hold onto her.
Jennie felt the vibration of Jungkook’s chest when he chuckled against her, amused at how to guys were acting, while Jin giggled next to her.
“Your hair smells nice.” Jungkook mentions.
“Ah, good to know when I got you guys staring at me like you’re the killers in a horror movie!” She mentions in a sarcastic tone as he laughs in response.
“Keep holding her Jungkook. She might escape.” Rap Monster requests.
“What? I’ll do no such thing!” She decides to get comfortable in Jungkook’s arms and grabs the glass. Looks like she wasn’t going anywhere.
She takes a deep breath and puts it between her lips. The strong scent made her groan, knowing it was the real stuff. Defeated, she reluctantly takes a small sip and automatically sets it down, gagging.
“Oh my God, this is so gross! I have to drink ALL of this!?” She turns to the cameras as the guys laugh at her freak out.
“No escape. Drink up. Or I’ll write on your face again.” Suga threatens.
“You’ll do that anyway!” She declares before picking up the glass again. She starts chugging it, trying to ignore the bitter taste against her now tasteless taste buds as the guys look on in wonder and shock.
Cringing with each big gulp, she finally slams it down, finishing the whole drink. “UGH GOD! Oh my God! Can I PLEASE get some water!?” She starts coughing.
“She chugged it all!” V picks up the glass and looks at the bottom.
“Wow~” Jin looks on in surprise.
Jimin giggles at her pain. “My mouth is suffering!” She exclaims as she gets refused water for the time being.
‘Stage 7’
‘Jitting the ddakji on the back’
‘On your back let’s play the memorable ddakji’
“Oh dear.” Jennie looks on as she still tastes the bitterness in her mouth. At least she’ll get health benefits from the beets.
Once given the cards, they flip them over to reveal J-Hope with the skull card. Rap Monster starts acting hype while Jin yells ‘Yah!’
J-Hope sits there in despair and disbelief. “Why do I feel as though my hopeful existence has disappeared.” He grumbles.
Once he’s laid on his chest, on top of the table, they pull up his shirt to reveal his back. Jennie looks on in amazement when everyone hits him. Mentally thanking her luck that she didn’t get this punishment.
‘Stage 8’
“It’s the last stage right? A really impacting punishment is awaiting us.” V mentions.
“Watch it be Jennie again!” Jimin teases.
“Jimin, hush! You had two punishments. Watch this be your third one!” She sticks her tongue out at him while he continues to giggle.
‘Sing a song!’
“I was wondering why we came to the karaoke room!” J-Hope mentions.
Everyone flips their cards after they were given a chance to change. Jennie decided to not take any chances and kept her card. Once they flipped them over, Rap Monster gets the skull while everyone else rejoices.
“I knew it was going to be me!” He yells
‘Exactly what is the theme of the song-singing mission?’
Getting prepared for the punishment, Rap Monster wears a wig and changes while Jennie and the rest of BTS sit, preparing for his performance.
‘Costume and Make up setting complete! Wonder Go Soyoung Rap Mon’s looks are? Falling in front of the screen it’s a seaweed curtain.’
Rap Monster starts singing Ddokdo is Korea Land while Jennie covers her mouth at the sight.
‘Southeast from Ulleungdo its 200 miles. Solitary island for migrating birds.’ He continues singing while everyone else dances. Soon Jennie starts getting into the rhythm, dancing along with the beat, laughing at the sight in front of her.
“Swag!” Rap Monster ends the song.
They were all so weird, but she couldn’t help but feel so comfortable around them. They were really great guys to be around. She was looking forward to seeing what the future holds with her and BTS.
Notes
Their interviews are in parenthesis
I was very excited for the new update! And it didn't disappoint at all was very satisfied with the Shawn scene too honestly I would act the same as well, also JK's reaction is hilarious!
Your feeding us with em fluff!
5/12/19