For this year’s FESTA, the members wrote about each other. V wanted to do Jennie’s so he wrote her profile after writing J-Hope’s.

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Ennie’s profile written by Tae Tae
Name- Jennifer Walker
DOB- November 10th 1997
Author Introduction- Hello! It’s V! Your first and favorite friend out of the members!
In BTS, Jen’s Role Is- Being the wild card of BTS
Nickname- Ennie
Specialty- Charisma, quick learner
Body Size- Her butt is bigger than ours
Habits- When she’s nervous her fingers get fidgety. Twitches her nose like a cute hamster.
Pros- She’s outgoing and kind. If you’re shy, she’ll bring you out of your shell in a heartbeat. Great friend
Cons- She’s has a habit of tripping over things lately. She’s not the best person to be around when angry, hehe.
Jen’s Charm Point- Her smile
A Song That Matches Jen Well- Fighter by Christina Aguilera
Animal- Hamster
Color- Purple
TV Program- Running Man
Character- Hamtaro
BTS song that comes to mind when you think of her- War of Hormone
Points similar to me- Gaming, acting hyper, meat,
Ennie is the best at this- Making me happy
What is rapping to Jennie- Passion, freedom to express yourself.
I am better at this than Jennie- I WILL be the first to be a part of Cypher before you. So, I choose rapping kekekekekekekeke.
Out of 100, Jen’s looks are – 105
When does Jen look happy- When she’s with me!
When does Jennie look the most exhausted – When she works out with Jungkook. The Golden Maknae never goes easy these days. I always scold him for pushing her to her limit.
Something I hope Jen achieves- I hope she achieves in rapping
The part of Jen I’m most jealous of- her smile, perseverance and her special connection with fans
If I was jennie…- I would go enjoy the rap lessons she gets from Suga Hyung
To Jennie- I’ll never forget the day I approached you while we were still trainees. To see you now, and how much you’ve grown, I’m proud of you. I love being goofy around you, despite us getting nagged by Jin, but I care about you a lot and will always be there for you. I love you, Ennie!

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When it was Jen’s turn to write a profile, she volunteered to write about all the members instead of just one.

Name- Jung Hoseok
DOB- 2/18/94
Author introduction- Hey, hey! It’s your munchkin here!
In BTS, his role is- being the sunshine of the group
Nickname- Hobi, J-Nope
Specialty- Dancing
Habits- All those crazy sound effects he makes
Pros- Optimism, great dancer, great personality
Cons- He seems to not be the best person to be around when grumpy, he nags A LOT. Maknae line can’t catch a break
His charm point- His sunshine personality
A song that matches him well- Barefeet youth
Color- Green
Tv program- Running Man
BTS song that comes to mind when I think of him- Cypher
Points similar to me- Optimism
What is aegyo to him- He is the definition of Aegyo
He is the best at- dancing
I am better at this than him- English
Out of 100 he is- 1,000,000
When does he look the most exhausted- When he can’t sleep
When does he look happy- Now, dancing
Something I hope he achieves- All the goals he has in mind for the future
The part of him I’m the most jealous of- His dancing ability
Something I want to do with him- Have a dance battle with him at a BTS Concert
If I was him- I would teach Jennie his technique for dancing, lol. Help a sista out!
To him- Hobi! You are so handsome and you are a phenomenal dancer. Thank you for always boosting up my mood when I’m not at my best, and I hope your dancing gets recognized more. Love you!

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Name- Min Yoongi
DOB- 3/9/1993
Author introduction- Smartie here! Let’s get this started!
In BTS, his role is being a grandpa, fixing things in the dorm
Nickname- Infires (I had too)
Specialty- Basketball, rapping, composing
Habits- Sleeping
Pros- Rapping ability, great at sports, cares a bunch even though he doesn’t say it, he shows it by his actions.
Cons- Can get grumpy at times, sleeps a lot
His charm point- His adorable gummy smile
A song that matches him well- Wake Up by BTS
Animal- Turtle
Color-Black
BTS song that comes to mind when I think of him- Tomorrow
Points similar to me- Passion for music
What is music to him- Everything
He is the best at- Rapping
I am better at this than him- Basketball (Okay, I had to. I love you, lol)
Out of 100 he is- 100
When does he look the most exhausted- when he dances
When does he look happy- when he sleeps, lamb skewers
Something I hope he achieves- become a great producer to your satisfaction
The part of him I’m the most jealous of- His rapping ability
Something I want to do with him- Have a song with him. He could rap while I sing. Or we can both rap together.
If I was him- I would enjoy rapping
To him- Suga! We have such an interesting friendship, don’t we? Let’s continue our rapping sessions. Thanks for taking the time to help me. And thank you for creating such great music for BTS.

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Name- Kim Seokjin
DOB- Born 1992 Dec 4th
Author introduction- It’s your sweetheart, Jennie!
In BTS, his role is- effortlessly being flawless
Nickname- Shoulders
Specialty- Great looks, nagging, dad jokes
Habits- Apparently he sleep talks, them dad jokes tho?
Pros- High laugh, singing ability, visuals
Cons- NAGGING
His charm point- Beautiful looks
A song that matches him well- I believe his voice sounds great in ballads
Animal- What’s the most beautiful animal out there? That relates to Jin
Color- Pink
BTS song that comes to mind when I think of him- Fun boys
Points similar to me- We clean
What is dancing to him- He isn’t the biggest fan, hahah
He is the best at- Taking flawless photos
I am better at this than him- dancing (No shade, no shade, no shade)
Out of 100 he is- 1,000,000,000
When does he look the most exhausted- When dancing
When does he look happy- When he eats and isn’t dancing hahaha
Something I hope he achieves- Buying a building
The part of him I’m the most jealous of- His relaxed nature
Something I want to do with him- Be on a cooking show
If I was him- I wouldn’t be nagging at Jennie
To him—Jin, your vocals are out of this world! Continue singing, you are appreciated and you are TALENTED!

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Name- Kim Namjoon
DOB- 94/09/12
Author introduction- It’s Nie Nie here!
In BTS, his role is- being the coolest leader in the world
Nickname- Namjoonie, Joonie
Specialty- Smart
Habits- SNORES
Pros- Smart, rapping
Cons- dancing, (Can I put snoring as a con? No shade, no shade, no shade)
His charm point- His dimples
Animal- Fox
Color- Gray
Tv program- Problematic men
BTS song that comes to mind when I think of him- Hey, what’s your dream
Points similar to me- Hard working
What is dancing to him- Just have strength
He is the best at- Being smart
I am better at this than him- Running
Out of 100 he is 100,000
When does he look the most exhausted- When dancing
When does he look happy- When rapping
Something I hope he achieves- creating great raps
The part of him I’m the most jealous of- musical talent
Something I want to do with him- Let’s go camping someday
If I was him- I would enjoy his talent for rapping
To him- You are so precious to BTS. Thank you for being a great leader. I hope you see what I see when I tell you that you are a blessing to BTS.

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Name- Jeon Jungkook
DOB- 9/01/97
Author introduction- THAT’S MY BEST FRIEND!!! JENKOOK for DAYS!
In BTS, his role is- The GOLDEN Maknae
Nickname- Kookie, nerd (no shade, no shade, no shade)
Specialty- Strength is out of this world
Body size- All I know is, his muscles continue to grow, ladies beware (RIP Fangirls)
Habits- He tilts his head a lot and pokes his cheek with his tongue
Pros- Great at everything, handsome, gives great hugs
Cons- I tend to lose when we game together.
His charm point- His laugh, smile and derp faces.
Animal- Bunny
Tv program- Running Man!
Character- John Cena
BTS song that comes to mind- Rise of Bangtan
Points similar to me- Gaming, singing, dancing, persistence, hates losing
What is aegyo to him- He hates it, lol
He is the best at- Everything??
I am better at this than him- Nothing??? Okay, English and video gaming (No shade, no shade, no shade)
Out of 100 he is- 100 doesn’t come close. Jungkook broke my scale.
When does he look the most exhausted- When we work out together
When does he look happy- When he does what he wants when he pranks the members
Something I hope he achieves- Improving your skills in singing and dancing
The part of him I’m the most jealous of- He WINS EVERYTHING! I can’t catch a break. And he’s the GOLDEN Maknae. I’m jelly, lol.
Something I want to do with him- We still gotta go to the beach together in America!
If I was him- I will be happy to be the golden Maknae of the group.
To him- I am So proud of you, Kookie. Your voice touches many and your efforts in BTS is always appreciated. Stay healthy and eat well.

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Name- Park Jimin
DOB- October 13th 1995
Author introduction- Chim Chim, it’s your Ennie!
In BTS, his role is- Great at singing and dancing
Nickname- Chim Chim
Specialty- Getting angry at Jungkook, hugging me all the time, singing and dancing
Habits- Acts cute all the time unintentionally
Pros- Cares a lot
Cons- I wish you would give yourself credit when it’s due. You’re amazing in what you due, Jimin!
His charm point- Eye smile
Color- Yellow
BTS song that comes to mind when I think of him- We are bulletproof PT2
Points similar to me- Doesn’t like to lose, enjoys dancing
What is rapping to him- Skeptical
I am better at this than him- Age (No shade, no shade, no shade)
Out of 100 he is- 10,000,000
When does he look the most exhausted- when he practices a lot
When does he look happy- When he’s with the members and eats good food
Something I hope he achieves- Anything you want to achieve, I’ll support you
The part of him I’m the most jealous of- His passion
Something I want to do with him- I would love to dance together with you in a performance
If I was him- I would enjoy complimentary dancing
To him- Jimin, you are a great singer and dancer. Please make sure you understand that. I am so proud of you. Make sure you eat well, Chim!

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Name- Kim Taehyung
DOB- 95/12/30
Author introduction- It’s Ennie!
In BTS, his role is- being the weird one
Nickname- Tae Tae
Specialty- Goofing off, being weird, making me happy
Habits- Does a lot of weird things
Pros- Great at making friends, loves being happy, outgoing
Cons- has a lot of accidents
His charm point- Cutest boxy smile out there
BTS song that comes to mind when I think of him- Cypher
Points similar to me- Passionate about rapping, hyper, enjoys eating and making friends
What is rapping to him- He REALLY wants to be a part of Cypher
I am better at this than him- Video games
Out of 100 he is- 10,000,000,000
When does he look the most exhausted- when he plays around too much
When does he look happy- When rapping Cypher
Something I hope he achieves- Being a part of Cypher one day
The part of him I’m the most jealous of- His intense facial expressions on stage and in Music Videos
Something I want to do with him- We should spend more time with each other. I hope you don’t think I forget about you when I hang with the other members. Forgive me <3
If I was him- I wouldn’t be so weird (Hahah, no shade, no shade, no shade)
To him- Tae, I’m always supporting you. You’re my first friend that I made in Korea, and you have welcomed me with open arms. Love you Tae! Let’s spend more time together, soon!

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For 2015′s FESTA, the members decided to film a radio show for ARMY to celebrate their second year together.

Suga sat at the table in front of the camera, beginning the start of their video, opening up the show. “... for 2 years, we’ve been loved so much. And we are trying hard to pay you back with our efforts doing our best in music. I don’t know if we killed it without dance moves…hmm…don’t know! However, what we can be sure is that there are more listeners for our music than before. How lovely that is? Now we are preparing for our second Muster, which will be a lot bigger than the first one with you all, ARMY. Now you are three times bigger than last year. Aren’t you excited? This is BTS’ second birthday with ARMY, who make our everyday beautiful and more beautiful. Here’s the first song!”

So 4 more plays in the background as the members take their seats with their scripts in their hands. Jennie sits in between Jimin and Jungkook. There was a small camera on a stick floating around, and she takes it from Jimin, to play around with it, waving and having Jin and Rapmon video bomb her.

“Hello! This is DJ Suga of BTS KKUL FM 06. 13.” He announces as everyone applauds and does their trademark greeting. “So, Bangtan Boys self-produced surprise! R?” Suga looks confused as he tries to read the script. “What is this…?”

“You are the DJ! I think we need a new DJ!” J-Hope exclaims.

“Suga, you had one job.” Jen puts him on blast as he tries to explain something wrong with the script

Suga gets back right to the script, continuing his statement, “The real live show! The visible radio show! KKUL FM is now here for you.” He says to a series of applauds.

“Eeeeeeeee wooooooooo~!” Hobi yells loudly into the camera.

“Please…calm down.” Rapmon speaks.

“I heard it is such a special day today! Please explain.” Suga requests.

“Today! Is! Our! Second anniversary!” Rapmon happily announces.

“WOO!” Jennie applauds heartily with the members.

“AHHHH!” Hobi yells, throwing up two peace signs at the camera.

Jimin suddenly brings out a cake and sets it on the table. The members start to sing happy birthday but Jimin stops them because he didn’t light the candles yet. The members were disappointed, telling him that he should've already done that.

“I mean, I haven’t been to this bakery for a while. I just found out that the candles are inside here. I never knew.” Jimin tries to explain

“People! It’s one notable tip, if you are buying the cake from Two Some Place, you can find the candles inside the knife!” Suga informs.

After Jimin lights the candles, the members clap and sing, “Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday dear BTS, happy birthday to us!”

As soon as they all blow out the candles, each member covers their nose because of someone’s bad breath.

“Uh, someone’s breath!” Hobi pinches his nose.

“Ew, whose breath stinks!?” Jennie grumbles.

“It just got into my nose,” Rapmon complains.

“Guys, calm down. Happy birthday to you all. Do you remember we made our wishes at this time of last year?” Suga asks but none of the members remembered. “I know you wouldn’t remember anything, so I prepared. Actually, there some wishes that came true from last year.”

“I think this was the one. Maybe something about our concert?” Hobi asks.

“Our first win?” Jennie speaks up. “Getting first place?”

“Yeah, I agree with Ennie. We got ranked number 1 at a major show.” Jimin states.

Looking down at the script, Suga reads, “Um, so, why don’t you raise your hands when I tell you the wishes from last year?” He looks up at the members. “Excuse me, did you read the script at all? Please read beforehand!”

The Maknae Line starts laughing at Suga’s scolding while Hobi protests, “You said you were not going to follow it. That’s what you said!”

“But I can use it as a guideline. You said it was going to be real!” He yells, mimicking Hobi as the maknae line continues to laugh. “Why would you need reality here?”

“We don’t have it at our script!” Jin points out while Suga tries to show everyone that it is in the script.

After their bickering, Hobi goes to read the script, “Of course! One of them was to have our own concert, from last October, starting from the concert in Seoul!”

“Oh my God, who wrote the script?” Suga exclaims. “Ah, alright, we don’t always need to follow the script but I need to follow the big picture. Let’s do something like Raising one’s hand.”

After everyone raises their hand, Rapmon continues to follow the script by reading but gets cut off by Suga. “No, I didn’t mean that. Just look at the big picture. It’s so obvious that you didn’t read it at all!”

“You told me to follow the script!” Rap mon yells, slamming his hand on the table, causing everyone to burst out in laughter.

“No, I mean be natural! It was nice, but too tight. Now, let’s clear things up. Hope, Rapmon and Jungkook got their wishes. Jimin, Jin, V and Jennie couldn’t get it. Rapmon’s wish was that he wanted to buy lots of clothes.”

“Of course.” Jen lets out a chuckle. “Expect a lot of Kim Daily photos, ARMY. A LOT. Prepare. And you better give me photo creds!” She points to her leader.

“I will! I just forget!” Rapmon tries to explain.

“Uh huh. Sure.”

“Jin wanted to buy a building.” Suga points out that his wish didn’t get fulfilled yet. “Um…maybe in 60 years or more?”

“60 years look so far. Maybe in 30 years.” Jin corrects him.

“I believe Jin can do it. Just take it one day at a time. I’m rooting for you to buy a building very soon.” Jennie encourages him. Jin smiles gratefully and thanks her.

“V’s dream was to drive.” Suga points out. “What was Jimin’s?”

“I think mine was also driving. Driver’s license!” Jimin answers.

“Jennie’s wish was to have BTS tour in America. But looks like it’ll get fulfilled in July because we’ll be having the Red Bullet tour in New York, Dallas, Chicago and LA.”

“Cannot wait! I’m so excited for that.” She beams.

The members began to talk about their first win and how they weren't aware of anything, just surprised and awkward.

“So, what was it like? The first place?” Suga asks.

“We all looked very happy on the stage. I think I was really happy to see us excited about it.” Jimin says.

“Yeah, my stomach dropped when I heard the announcement. I tried not to cry as I was trying to help Jimin with his tears of joy.” She smiles at him and places a hand on his shoulder. “Surreal is how I would describe our first win. We worked so hard for this moment and dreamed of winning it, y’know?”

The members nod in agreement. “On our way home, I felt a bit empty somehow. Thinking how hard we tried just praying for it. Jennie would always have us together to pray and we brought up praying for our first win.” Suga says. “We just never thought we would win it. Like, would we really be able to get it?”

“Yeah, we just couldn’t believe it. Especially because our leader was crying. “ Jimin says.
“I didn’t.” Rapmon replies.

“I see.” Jimin chuckles.

“Yeah, it was so dramatic! The percentage of the text voting was very high. It was all from our fans, ARMY.”

“For ARMY, thank you!” Hobi shouts as they applaud.
Suga had requested everyone to switch their parts for I Need U since it didn’t get aired.
“I need U girl!” Suga sings loudly, out of tune, causing everyone to crack up in laughter. Jennie places her head down on the table.

“I cannot!” She laughs.

“I call Ennie’s verse! I got this!” V happily announces as she sits up. “You probably won’t care what I have to say, but I’m still waitin’ for you on my birthday!” He starts shouting her verse, as she continues to laugh. He starts to reach out for her, dramatically continuing her verse, “...I ask myself why do I stay when you always play me for a fool. This situation sucks because I thought everything was cool. How could you be so cruel? You used to treat me like I was your jewel. Now I’m nothin’ to you but a simple tool.”

“This guy…” She shakes her head.

“I wish we could break through this! All we’ve done was fall through the mess that you created. Is this how things will always be? I’m so frustrated, Aggravated, Devastated…” V grabs her hand. “What do you gain? To cause me so much pain? It’s pulling a strain in my broken heart. But I can’t let go, Because you’re my everything…”
After the chorus, Jungkook, effortlessly raps Rapmon’s verse, as the members get hyped. “I need U girl!” Rapmon sings in a high pitched voice while everyone cracks up and claps their hands.

“Naegen geureol yonggigaeobseo. Naege majimak seonmureul jwo. Deoneun doragal su eobtdorok-AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHOWWWWWWWWW!” Suga screams out as they all laugh again.

Jennie ends up having to fall out of her seat, sitting on the floor because she kept laughing so hard. Tears were streaming from her face because this situation was hilarious. After the song was done, she gets back in her seat, wiping her tears.

“We made our wishes last year, why don’t we do it again, this year?” Suga requests. “This year. The wishes for the year 2015.”

“I have one. I want a bigger concert than we did before.” Jimin wishes.

“Another one?” Suga looks around as V and Jin raise their hand

“Let’s go from the old people.” V gestures

“Yeah, age matters.” Jin says.

Jungkook stands up and starts dancing to EXID’s down and up, and Rapmon follows his movements. But Hobi starts thrusting up and down, while singing. “Old, young, old old, young.”

“What in the world?!” Jen chuckles.

“What!? What’s that for?” Rapmon laughs.

“So weird~!” Suga chuckles as Rapmon repeats Hobi’s movements.

After they settle down, Jin tells everyone his wish, “There’s something I want to do. I would love to be on the eating shows this year so that I can eat a lot of delicious food in Korea.”

“Let’s dream big. How about winning the best singer?” Hobi requests. “Or how about best food?” He jokes.

“You are too much, today.” Suga points out. “Jennie, what’s your wish?” He turns to her.

“Well…I’m going to dream big.” She trails off. “I want BTS to win a Daesang.”

“That’s really big.” Rapmon looks at her in surprise.

“I know it sounds crazy, and we don’t think we can do it but something in me says that as long as we continue to work hard, remain humble, love what we do, we’ll do it. I don’t care if it’s in a year or two or more, that’s going to be my wish for now on. BTS win a Daesang.”

“What about you, V?” Suga asks.

“I want to go to Han-river with you, riding bikes.” He requests as everyone loves the idea.

“I want to learn various kinds of martial arts.” Jungkook wishes. “Wing Chun Gyeon!” He makes a fighting stance for the camera

“Yeah…that’s a nice one but I mean as a team.” Suga mentions.

“Ah for our team. Why don’t we learn Wing Chun Gyeon?” He happily requests as everyone laughs.

“Let’s see which one’s easier? The best singer or Wing Chun Gyeon?”

“How about you, Suga?” Jin asks.

“I have one. I want to be the DJ for the radio show. And for us, we want to perform at the bigger place. Really, you have to dream big. Maybe at the Jamsil Stadium? I know it doesn’t make sense.” He laughs.

“That’s too big.” Hobi chuckles.

“I apologize.”

“Can I change my wish?” Jungkook requests.

“Wing Chun Gyeon style performance?” The members assume, causing Jungkook to laugh

“I wish we all could make one song each for our new album in this year.” Jungkook wishes

“So, you mean you want all of us to produce at least one song for each on one album?” Suga asks as Jungkook nods.

“That’s not a bad idea. I like it.” Jennie nods. “That would be really fun actually. Creating a solo song or something.”

“I want to say something, sorry. Don’t you want to know mine?” Rapmon asks after watching everyone speak.

“Oh, you didn’t say yours?” Hobi asks

“You just asked everyone but me!” Rapmon laughs. “Does anybody care about me? I would love to buy more clothes and um…one more mixtape. Also, for our team, let’s go on a trip together!”

“Book it! I wanna go on a trip! That would be so fun!” Jennie happily encourages the idea, high fiving Rap Monster with Jimin.

“Jungkook and Jennie are still underage. They can get their ID cards.” Suga points out.
“I have one already.” Jennie informs.

“Me too, I got it but I just hate the picture. I really hate the picture.” Jungkook replies

“You know I don’t like mine either.” She turns to Jungkook. “I may want to get another one, retake the picture, too.”

“But that’s the fun part of the ID cards! You can never get a good picture.” Jin says.

“I never saw a person who’s satisfied with their picture.” Rapmon says.

“And kids,” Jin looks at the two Maknaes. “When you get your driver’s license, surely it’ll be more terrible.”

“Oh joy.” Jen shakes her head.

“Oh, and Jimin, he’s now 21 and became manly. A bit more than before.” Suga points out as the members start to make fun of how he has a habit a running his hand through his hair.

“There’s a dancer he loves, Brian Puspos. And he’s copying him.” Jungkook points out

“In my opinion, I don’t copy anyone. It’s me, so, shall we talk about something else?” Jimin sasses, surprising the members.

“Wow!” Jennie laughs

“Yeah! What a man!” V cheers.

“Oh, there’s something else. We moved.” Suga reveals that they moved to a new place as they members applaud. “Guys, how are you feeling about it?”

“Perfect! Perfectly amazing!” Rapmon enthuses

“It’s lit!” Jennie cheers.

“We now have roommates. Before, all of us shared one room. Jennie still has her own little room though.” V points out as they discuss what they would like to do in the new dorm.

“We need to play Smash bros, soon. Like all of us, so we can test our friendship.” Jennie announces.

“Yes! Let’s do that soon!” Jimin happily agrees.

“Okay then, maybe that can be a bit awkward so I will ask you several questions. Close your eyes and let this be anonymous. The statement is, I like my roommate but I sometimes envy other rooms.” Suga looks at the guys closing their eyes but Jennie as she watches since she still has her own room.

“Wow!” Jennie comments as she watches Jungkook and V raise their hands.

Jungkook points out that rooming with Rapmon, there’s always music in the room. “Because of that, we’re suffering.” V says.

“Yeah, I can hear the music from my room. Great music taste by the way.” Jen compliments, earning a smile and thank you from the leader.

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After the commercial break and the laughter and funny stories, the members go through everyone’s boards about the members who wrote about each other. First up was V and Suga read some of the written

‘A new sloth.’

“I think I know what it means. I didn’t write it but he looks like a sloth.” Jin says.

“I wrote it.” Hobi speaks up. “Recently, V became very slow. Especially when I try to wake him up. He never gets up.”

‘Ears.’

“Ears? What’s that about?” Suga asks

“Look at him! His ears are too big!” Jungkook reveals V’s ears as the members laugh.

‘Please eat with us.’

“For example, most of us are not picky about food. Of course, there’s some food we can’t eat. V, he can’t eat beans. Actually, he’s picky. So, it’s really difficult for us to decide what to eat. Rap Monster’s being very mature about it though. However, V is different, he has to go to the restaurant he wants to go, unlike Rapmon who would just order something else or find another restaurant.” Suga mentions

‘Thanks for being my first friend in Korea and for being your goofy self. You’re adorable, I love your fashion sense and you always boost up my mood with your cheerfulness.’

“This is obviously Jennie.” Suga points to her while the members instantly agree.

“What!? I didn’t think it would be that obvious!” She tries to explain.

“Aw, Ennie!” V stands up and hugs her from behind tightly, cheek to cheek.

“Yah, don’t squeeze her to death.” Suga scolds before V sits back down. He looks back at the board at the various comments.

‘Genius, fool, talent, awkward, monkey.’

“I think he’s more like a monkey than a sloth. A handsome monkey.” Rapmon points.

“Yeah, every one of them suits him actually. Sometimes he’s very smart, sometimes he is a fool, sometimes he is full of talent. But he can be awkward. Oh my god! Oh well. It’s anonymous.” Suga goes on.

Next board is Jimin.

‘Please put away your bags and the bandanas. They are everywhere. That sounds filthy. I thought you were very clean.’

“I think this is what we need to hear from his roommate.” Hobi points out as V explains his reasoning. Jimin’s bandanas are always in the bathroom and leaves it there after taking a shower.

“You know what? To each his own. Do you, Jimin.” Jennie chuckles while the members question his choices.

‘Slow and a dance teacher’

“Well, you know. He’s always late and goes out of the room at the end. He’s spending so much time cleaning. I think you guys can empathize with me.” Jin speaks. “I believe you all think the same. For the people who can’t dance like me, he’s a great dance teacher. So, I wrote slow and a dance teacher.”

Suga reveals Jin’s board. Mostly there was the word pig on the board, causing everyone to laugh and joke around about it.

‘Why do you eat so much? You look really happy when you are eating though.’

“Alright, next is J-Hope’s.” Suga reveals.

‘The weird sleeping habit.’

“Did you write this?” Hobi asks with a laugh

“No!” V giggles. “It was yesterday at around 2 in the morning or maybe three? He was sleeping when I was out of the shower and he kept doing this.” V starts to touch his arms slowly, mimicking how Hobi sleeps

“PFFHAHAHAHA!” Jennie’s loud laughter was heard.

“Look, it was very odd.” Jimin speaks up. “V was sleeping too. I just got out of the shower and he was like…” He starts slowly touching his chest while pretending to sleep.

“Oh no!” Jen comments.

As the members started describing it, V shows them the photo and then to the camera.
“Since I was young, my mom petted me while I was sleeping.” Hobi admits. “I sleep really well when someone pets me.”

“So, there’s no one and you are just touching yourself?” Rapmon asks

“Um, I don’t know. I don’t know if it’s my sleeping habit or not. I was sleeping! So, I have no idea.”

‘A decision by God?’

“I wrote it. I think J-Hope is like a decision by God to our group.” Jimin says as the members joke that J-Hope being in the group is making things worse.

“Maybe we could’ve won the first place sooner if he wasn’t in the group. Like 10 months earlier.” Suga teases. “Oh well. I’m joking. I think J-Hope always makes the lively mood of our group.”

‘Too hyper these days’

“I second that! I didn’t write that but I love his hyper ways, though. It’s in a good way. His hype nature makes my day.” Jennie responds.

“Let’s see Miss Bangtan’s.” Suga reveals her board as the members check out the various comments written about her.

‘You’re good but you can do better. There’s always room for improvement’

“I wrote that about myself.” Jennie reveals. “Just a little message to myself. I know I’m good at what I do. But I know that I can get even better as long I continue to practice and work hard to the best of my abilities. So, I hope I’m able to improve my singing and dancing skills, very soon.”

“You will. You have improved a lot since debut.” Rap Monster reassures

“Her harmony and blend of her voice with ours improved too. It sounds like one voice when she sings with one of us. Jennie actually helped out with the harmony whenever two or more members were singing together in our songs. She was so strict about that.” Jimin giggles. “I don’t like how that sounds, Jimin keep your voice where you’re at, but Kookie I need you to take it down one pitch. Once you two do that, you’ll hear your voices clash.” He quotes her.

“Ah, yeah. I was so irritated that day. I kept hearing them sing together and I’m like, I don’t hear their voices clashing melodically like it should.” She chuckles.

“She was so happy when we got it right.” Jungkook comments.

‘Hamtaro reminds me of you.’

“I wrote that!” V happily reveals. “Me loving anime, I came across that anime recently. Doesn’t she resemble a hamster? It’s so cute!” He giggles as the members agree. Jennie covers her face from embarrassment.

“Yeah, especially when she eats. Cutest thing.” Jungkook murmurs.

“ARMY, pay attention to how she eats when she’s getting filmed next time. You’ll know what we’re talking about.” Jin points out.

‘Improvement.’

“I wrote that.” Suga reveals. “I remember you were so timid during the times we would shoot our music videos. And with me teaching you about rapping, you’re so serious about it and learning quickly. I’m proud of you. Watching you grow with us since you move from America to here.”

“Aw, Suga, thank you.” She smiles

“Next, Jungkook!” Suga reveals his board.

‘A Muscle pig’

Hobi laughs loudly with the members. Money was also written and Hobi revealed that the designer at the salon would give them cosmetics and it would always go to Jungkook since he’s crazy about cosmetics.

“Do you use them all?” Suga asks

“I do.” Jungkook grins

“I think it’s his hobby. Collecting the cosmetics. Like Jin and J-Hope collect toy figures. I think it’s like that to him. Maybe displaying the cosmetics makes him feel good.”

“Rap Monster!” Suga reveals his board.

‘Aggressive raccoon’

“Raccoon? Ha!” Jennie laughs

“What is this!?” Rapmon exclaims, grabbing the post-it note, tossing it at V.

“Why the raccoon?” Jen asks

“He looks like it.” V answers to laughs

‘Tempted to strangle you with my pillow because of your loud snoring’

“He really does snore loudly. I think we all feel that way.” Jimin agrees.

“See!” Jennie shouts.

“AH! You wrote that!?” Rap Monster yells, pointing at her

“Yep!” She smirks.

“Yah!”

‘Punching. Hitting people while he’s dancing’

“Oh my gosh, yes, that. He accidentally smacked me in the face while we were in dance practice.” Jennie points out

“I said I was sorry!” Rap Monster whines.

“I remember that day, hahah. Jungkook, V and Jimin ganged up on Rapmon for doing that. Maknae line get so protective of Jennie.” J-Hope giggles.

“Squad!” She high fives the Maknae liners

‘You are the best’

“I wrote it.” Jimin reveals. “It looks like Rap Monster is always worried and stressed out.”

‘Chin’

“Yeah, if he gets serious he’s always moving his chin like…” Suga demonstrates.

“I looked at it carefully.” Jungkook points out

“Why are you watching me? Why do you like me so much?” Rap Monster accuses, jokingly.

“I like observing you, really.”

“Do I make my chin like this?” Rap Monster starts moving his chin all around, as everyone laughs.

Suga reveals his board.

‘Lamb skewer’
‘Too bouncy’
‘A sloth’
‘Saint’

“Doesn’t he look like a saint sometimes?” Rapmon asks

‘Grandpa’

“What is this?” Suga questions the notes on his board.

“He reminds me of a grandpa.” Jennie giggles

“Why? I’m only 23. You all know that I do my best. I just sleep a lot.”

‘Suga eat healthy and have some vitamins’

“He has a lot of healthy foods and vitamins. And he does eat them well.” Jin guarantees.

“Thinking about you all, it feels like that those two years passed in a second.” Suga adds.
“This is the special day. It’s our 2nd anniversary. So, a special guy gave us a message. It’s an audio message.”

The members turn to the audio that was being played.

‘I’m so proud of you all. Even though there are so many schedules, you guys are not complaining. Please stay like that and I won’t want anything more from you.’

Hobi and Rap Monster start making loud noises as they continue to listen

‘Well, maybe it’s because you are all very stressed out, you are having a hard time getting up in the morning when we have some schedules. Especially, Jeon…Jung…kook…’

Jungkook sits back in his seat, throwing his head back as he claps his hands while laughing with the members.

‘I’m really having a hard time waking up too. I’m a lot older than you and it’s very difficult for me to have the same schedule with you. However, waking you up makes me 10 years older. Please wake up early and let’s start our day at the right time.’

Jungkook takes the camera to give a message to Manager Sejin. “I may wake up a bit later than other but I don’t arrive at the car at last.” He grins

“I’m sorry but you really are giving us the hard time.” Jin says

“You never wake up even though we yell at you or shake you like this.” V starts hitting the Golden Maknae.

“Sejin! I’ll do better!” Jungkook announces

“Yeah, let’s do better for our manager.” Hobi says,

“We should also be really nice to the people around us. We should keep our first intention.”

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After they play Boys with fun, Suga announces that the show is almost over and requests to have a little speech. One by one the members give messages to ARMY.

“Ah, I’m not always good with words. So much has happened in two years and it’s all because of you ARMY.” Jennie begins her speech with a smile. “Every day is a new adventure for BTS and I wouldn’t have it any other way. I hope you continue to support us and I hope next year more of our wishes will be fulfilled. Let’s remain happy and healthy. Happy 2nd anniversary! Woo! Thanks for spending 2 years with us. Time really flies when you’re having fun.”

Suga was the last one to say his speech, “It’s been two years. Maybe that can be such short years for people. If we were working at some company, we wouldn’t even be able to get the assistant manager title. So many things happened in 2 years. It was such a short period of time but at the same time, it was quite a long time. Thanks to ARMY, you’ve been there all the time. You are with us every second, I wish this lasts for 20 years. If possible, 200 years.”

“200?” Jennie raises a brow as the members laugh with her

“Well, it’s the 21st century.”

“I don’t want to live that long.” Hobi says

“Yeah, that’s too much.” Jen adds

After their bickering, Suga continues his speech, “To the 200th anniversary! With our fans like my family, oh, well. You are my family I love you! By the way, BTS Festa, which is for celebrating our 2nd anniversary, is almost done. Right, and we’ll meet you all at our second MUSTER. There will be lots of fun performances. Please look forward to it. Alright, really. It’ss time to say goodbye. This was SUGA SUP-D, professional DJ. Wasn’t it fun? I don’t know how it will seem to you later, but it was really funny for us. Next time, it will be a bit different. Well, there was bit more adult talk this year. This show grows up as we are growing up.”

“Talking about growing up, shouldn’t the DJ grow up, too?” Rapmon asks.

“I don’t grow up anymore. My growth plate is useless now.”

“Well, for whom need the pure and clear radio show-“

“Stop it!” Suga cuts Jungkook off, slamming the script down as he stands up. “Why do we need the script!”

“Finally! We’re done!” Jennie tosses her scripts in the middle as the members do the same

“Yay! It’s done! Woo!” Hobi cheers.

“Hey, calm down. We should really say goodbye.” Suga says. “Thanks for listening! It was BTS KKUL FM 06.13MHZ. See you later! Bye!” He closes as the members wave and present finger hearts to the camera.

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