Love notes

Suho and Sehun trudged tiredly into their shared room. The maknae made a beeline for the bed and just flopped face down. Suho stayed by the door to flick the light switch on. Light flooded the room.

"We've been robbed!" Suho shouted, startling Sehun making the maknae flop like a fish on the bed and slide down on the floor. Both of them looked around in amazement as running footsteps could be heard. Chanyeol and Baekhyun came running in and bumped into Suho. Wide-eyed, both looked around the room and looked at Suho in inquiry.

"What happened?" Chanyeol asked.

"Where did everything go?" Suho was looking around, frantically opening closet doors and drawers. A faint cedar scent greeted him each time he opened a door or drawer.

Baekhyun grinned and tapped Suho's shoulder. "Somebody sprinkled magic dust in your room. This is the cleanest I've ever seen it since we moved here."

"Hyung! what's this?" Sehun picked up a folded piece of paper by the night stand on Suho's side of the bed. There was still a clean cup and plate on the night stand.

Suho grabbed the paper from Sehun. It was a note addressed as "To The Messy Occupant Of This Room." Sehun, Chanyeol and Baekhyun were jockeying for positions to read over his shoulder.

To the messy occupant of this room,
Greetings! I am your NEW cleaning crew. In case you are looking for anything that previously used to grace your lovely floor, here is a list of their new location.
1 - Shirts and pants - washed and hung in your closet
2- Boxers - washed and folded. in top drawer.
3- Socks - washed and folded. Bottom drawer.
4 - Towels - bathroom cupboard.
5- plate and mug - washed and placed back in the original position by the night stand.
6- grapes on the plate - sorry, that went into the garbage. Ants got to it first.
7- Half-eaten sandwich - sorry also in the garbage. Molds and other unknown beings got it first.
8- Papers strewn around the room - collected and sorted by paper size. (I did not read anything) currently all of them are on the top shelf of the drawers. I placed the clock as paper weight.
9- Alarm clock - dead as a door nail when I got here. Replaced battery. (You owe me).
10 - contents of garbage can - dumpster (sorry, they collected already so if you plan on dumpster diving for your half-eaten sandwich you are out of luck)

Otherwise, everything else were cleaned and stored inside this room. I bought groceries and have replenished your grapes and the same items to make you sandwich in the kitchen fridge.

Thank You for the exorbitant payment I received. I thought the other cleaning crews were crazy to pass up the chance to receive the payment. As it turns out, I am the only one in our maid service who is willing to come in and clean this room.

I shall return next week. Please make best effort not to let a tornado hit the room again. If I comeback to this room and find it in the same condition as I walked into yesterday. I will grab my payment and use it to buy a really sharp knife and castrate you.

Respectfully,
Jae Hee
P.S.
Next time I find clothes on the floor, I am dumping them in the donation bin. Use the hamper and I will wash, iron and starch your clothes. Throw away anything that could rot. Next time I see a cockroach I am putting them in your boxer drawer.

Sehun, Chanyeol and Baekhyun couldn't control their laughter. Suho was turning red with anger. Chen, Xiumin, Kai and Kyungsoo came in to check what was going on and started laughing too when they read the note.

"Dammit! Who the hell is this Jae Hee that she thinks she can just write things like that! I am calling the agency and getting her fired!" Suho grabbed his phone and begun dialing. He was livid from the set down he got.

"No!" Seven different voices shouted and two successfully grabbed the phone away from Suho.

"Suho, don't be a hypocrite! It was a pigsty in here. The girl deserved her fee and her bitchin. It must have been a nightmare trying to clean up this room. Look around you. This room is unrecognizable. It's clean and organized. It even smells good here. On top of that, she had to clean other rooms, clean the kitchen and put away the shoes on the front closet." Xiumin firmly argued.

"Yeah hyung! I know for sure I left stuff on the kitchen sink. I went there to wash and put it away but they are all clean and stored away. She even bought groceries and stocked up the pantry." Kyungsoo stated.

Despite his anger, Suho had to give in to the other members. He was still grumbling as he slammed into the bathroom.

"What the hell??" Shouted from inside.

"WHAT?" They all shouted.

"When did we have white towels?" He exclaimed.

"Hyung! They were always white, well whitish, since we never could get it to be white." Sehun replied.

Everyone laughed as they piled out of the room. Meanwhile Suho was planning murder while in the shower.

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Jae Hee,
Mind your own business. If you can't clean it then leave it alone. I couldn't find all my stuff. Despite the mess, I do have a system to my madness.
Junmyeon
P.S.
Go ahead and donate those clothes on the chair beside the bed. I didn't know I still had those.
Jae Hee snickered when she read the note left by Suho. She finished cleaning the room and left for the day with a spring on her step.

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Junmyeon,

Thank you for the extra tip. I am thankful that I don't have to use the extra money to buy a really sharp knife. I now have enough to pay off that book i really need for my class.

I donated those clothes you left behind to charity. I even got a receipt for it in case you need to declare those donation on your tax forms. The receipt is on your dresser. They are really good clothes and I know someone could really use them.

Jae Hee

Suho read and re-read the note Jae Hee left behind. He folded it and tucked it away on his dresser. He was not paying any attention and did not notice Sehun looking at him funny when he noticed Suho was smiling to himself.

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Jae Hee,
I'm sorry if the room looked like it was hit by a tornado again. Sehun broke the alarm clock when it began ringing. (He threw a pillow at it) So we both overslept, and ended up running late. We didn't have enough time to pick up after ourselves since the van is already downstairs and manager hyung is getting upset that we might miss our flight to Japan.
At least i had enough presence of mind to write you this note. I am leaving you some cash here, please buy a replacement alarm clock when you do your grocery run. Any change leftover is yours to keep.

Junmyeon

P.S.
Please do not donate my shirt with the black collar. It's my favorite. It's somewhere in this room, I kinda threw it with a bad aim for the bed. If it's in the floor, PLEASE DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT THROW IT OR DONATE IT. My mother gave that to me. I'm in a rush and don't have the time to look for it.

Jae Hee smiled when she read Suho's note. She folded it and tucked it away on her back pocket as she started cleaning up the room. Yup, two male tornadoes made a mess. At least Suho apologized in advance. She found the missing shirt on floor beside the bed. She tenderly folded it before putting it in the hamper to wash.

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Junmyeon,
Welcome Back. I hope you had fun in Japan. I found your missing shirt. I washed it and hung it in your closet.
Your new alarm clock is set up on the night stand. You left too much money and I don't feel right taking it. Instead I bought a new frame for your mother's picture and placed the rest of the money under it.
I appreciate the heads up on the condition of the room. I can understand why it was like that then. Before I read your note, I was going to go out and buy me a knife. Fortunately for you, I didn't need to do that.

Jae Hee

P.S.
Your mom is very pretty. She looks like you....Your the guy with the nice smile on the pictures right? Not the really tall haughty blonde?

"Yeah, I'm the handsome one." Suho murmured to himself as he read Jae Hee's note for the umpteenth time.
Sehun glared at him. "Tell her I'm not haughty. I'm just reserved and dignified."
"Sure, sure," Suho nodded absently as he folded the note and included it with the other notes he had from Jae Hee.

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Jae Hee,

Thank you for saying my mom is pretty. And yes, I'm the handsome one. The tall occupant of this room is Sehun. He is the maknae of the group. Sometimes I am called Suho, I am the leader of the group.

I'm curious now. We had exchanged notes several times but I have no idea what you look like. Could you leave me your picture so I know what you look like in case I bump into you?

Junmyeon
P.S.
Sehun is leaving you a note too saying he is actually the handsome one. Ignore him. I try to most days.
P.S.S.
Have you ever been to one of EXO's concerts? Would you like a pair of tickets so your boyfriend and you could come?

Jae Hee was smiling and frowning as she read both notes. These two definitely are fond of each other like brothers. So, its Sehun who had been leaving those cute emojis on post-its on the other dresser.
"What boyfriend?" She wondered out loud while she was smoothing the bedsheets.

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Junmyeon
Thank you for the offer of tickets. If it's not too much of a bother, then yes I would like to go to one of your concerts. I'll take my room mate since I don't have a boyfriend. My room mate had been bugging since i started cleaning for you guys.
Jae Hee
P.S.
Sorry but I cannot leave my picture for you. I'm not a stalker or a fan of yours. And my company has a strict policy about leaving behind crazy.

Suho was laughing as he read her note. Sehun grabbed the note from his hand.
"Interesting, she has no boyfriend. I wonder who she is a fan of since it is not you" Sehun snickered as he read the note.
"Yah! Give it back! She wrote that to me." Suho pouted as he made a grab for the note which Sehun easily held above his head.
Xiumin had to come in and separate them as they wrestled on the floor for the note.

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Jae Hee,
Inside this envelope are the tickets as I promised. Do come. There is also a red bracelet inside. Please wear it when you attend the concert so I would know which of the two pretty girls on the seats is you. I have also included two back stage passes. We all want to meet you and thank you for your hard work.

Junmyeon.

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Junmyeon
Who told you my roommate is a girl?
I will see all of you at the concert.
Good Luck!
Jae Hee

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Suho was cantankerous all morning. The other members started noticing right away since it was atypical of the normally affable Junmyeon.
"What's bugging him?" Chen asked Sehun nodding towards Suho.
"Guess he didn't like what Jae Hee wrote last night" Sehun sighed.
"What? She cut him down again?" Chen chuckled.
"No, actually she's getting nicer in her letters. Probably because Suho hyung is also starting to pick up after himself most days. He's upset because first she said she had no boyfriend but last night she indicated that her roommate is a guy. So now hyung doesn't know what to think." Sehun replied.
"What does that matter?" Chen frowned.
"Well, I get the impression that Suho is falling for this girl." Sehun looked over to Suho worriedly.
"But they never met! They've just been exchanging letters!" Chen exclaimed.
"He gave her tickets and backstage passes. She's coming at tonight's concert."
With a frown, Sehun and Chen looked at Suho who is currently complaining to Xiumin.
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