'Till I Met You

Baekhyun and Chen had the time of their lives teasing Chanyeol. His pictures were found everywhere at random times.

One morning I walked out of our quarters to find the entire hallway peppered with pictures of poor, passed out Chanyeol. Another time, Kai and Suho came back from target practice snickering like girls. All the targets were replaced with my Chanyeol's picture.

The worst was when they used the video they took and used it as a CF during movie night. Chanyeol dove for their necks while Baekhyun just couldn't stop laughing. They were rolling around the floor like puppies. The rest of the guys joined the melee when they tried pulling off Chanyeol from Chen.

Unknown to them, I was now taking a video of this happy event. When I finished, I sent the video file to someone in secret. I captioned it simply. "WHY ARE YOU NOT WITH THEM?"

KRIS' P.O.V.

"WHY ARE YOU NOT WITH THEM?" I read the file name and grimaced. I opened the video file and watched it in its entirety. I used to be a part of that mess. I miss the guys but I am never going to be a part of that again. It hurts too much when you get accused as a traitor by your so called friends. All I ever did was look out for them. And the one person who should actually think I am a traitor is the one person who actually believes in me.

I deleted the file and sent back a coded message. Only she would actually understand my message. I have to be careful. Luhan is still looking for her, I am still stalking him.

Fifteen minutes later I received another file. This one is a picture file. I nearly fell off my perch when I saw the picture and read the decoded caption. It was a sonogram picture of a bean (sorry, it looks like a bean) with the caption. "Hurry up then! You're going to be a godfather pretty soon."

What? How did that happen? Nevermind. I can answer that. Horny toad couldn't keep it in his pants.

Flashback.......
I closed the door to her office and sat down on the chair opposite her nervous secretary. I gave her secretary a wink. She twittered and blushed. She can't be a day younger than sixty five and she's acting like a school girl.

I sat where I had a strategic line of site to the outer door, her office door, the secretary and the hidden panel concealing weapons for my disposal in case of emergency.

Chanyeol spoke into my earpiece like clockwork "Did she get there safely?" I wanted to roll my eyes but the secretary is now eying me like a piece of meat. "Yes mother! For the hundredth time, I'm telling you we should trade places." I muttered. If that old biddy comes anywhere near me I swear I'm out of here.

Chanyeol ignored me and kept asking routine questions like he was reading off a list. I replied with short yes or no. I stopped listening to him five questions into his list. "Is she wearing panties today?" I was still keeping an eye on the evil ahjumma who is now trying to show me her cleavage. Eeewww!

"No" I muttered while distracted. "What the FUCK!!!" Chanyeol screamed at me. I had to pull out my earpiece in haste and tap my ear a few times before I can hear again on that ear. I held the earpiece six inches away from my ear and I can still hear him cursing at me. Good. Maybe now the boy would rush over here and take over.

Lana came out of her office talking on the phone with Suho. I followed her until we reached an isolated hallway where the Janitors closet would be. I quickly grabbed her and pulled her inside with me. She immediately started kicking me and hitting me. "Ouch wait! Wait stop! I'm not trying to molest you." I shook the hand she bit. Her response was a few choice expletives. It's like listening to Chanyeol all over again. "Stop! I have thirty more seconds to tell you this. If I ever tell you to hide, go and hide. Don't come out not even if I tell you to come out. Your enemies will try to use me as leverage against you if they can. Come out only if I say the words Missed Me Bitch? Arisoo?"

"Couldn't you have just said that without pulling me into the closet? PABO!"

I ruffled her hair and tickled her a bit before I opened the closet to step out then let her out. She came out swinging. I laughed at her poor attempts to reach my jaw. "Remind me to teach you how to hit shortie." I chuckled. She stomped on my foot and walked away in a huff. She's the closest I ever had to having a little sister and ruffling her feathers is one of life's little pleasures.
Right on cue Chanyeol came barreling around the corner and swung his fist at my jaw.

He missed and I flipped him over my shoulder.

He gracefully landed on his hands and flipped to land a kick to my shoulder. I laughed out. Oh what fun it is to rile these two. Why can't Chanyeol just man up and confess now. The entire team knows what a love sick puppy he is for Lana. Oh yeah right. She doesn't know he exists. "Yah, Lana!" I shouted. Chanyeol suddenly froze where he stood. I punched him lightly on the solar plexus just enough to wind him and double him over but not enough to seriously hurt him. Then I kicked him into the open janitors closet and locked him in from the outside. Lana was nowhere near us. I chuckled as heard Chanyeol hurling expletives at me again.

"Calm down before you hurt yourself, Phoenix" I spoke thru the door. The door rattled in response. He must have kicked it. "Think before you act. Don't let your temper and jealousy get the best of you. Not everything is the way they seem."

Prophetic words. I just didn't realize it was going to be about me. Three weeks later, I was called a traitor by my so called brothers.

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