Getting Down With B.A.P

I wake up the next morning and here Kat walk into the room. I look up and she is standing right above me with a huge smile on her face and still wearing Dae Hyun’s clothes.

“Morning Maranda! Didn’t sleep with Yong Guk?” She says singingly.

“I’m not a hooker.” I flatly say to her.

“Hooker? That would imply I had sex.”

“Oh so you’re a tease then?”

“Yep!” Dae Hyun says walking into the room.

“But Dae Hyun and Zelo are very warm and comfy.” Kat informs me.

Dae Hyun bows to Kat, “Glad I could be of service.”

“Kat I can’t believe you did that. No wait. Yes I can.” I say to her.

Kat then tried acting innocent and asks, “Did what?”

“Slept in the same bed as them.”

Zelo then walks in the room with us. “We didn’t mind.”

“Whatever.” I say to them.

Kat then walks away into the kitchen and I start to gather and fold the blankets so they’re out of the way.

“Maranda!” I hear Kat yell from the kitchen. “I found pocky! Let’s play!”

“Kat behave.” I say without looking at her.

“I found an apple!”

“Kat stay out of their kitchen!”

“Fine!” Kat says as she walks into the living room and setting on the couch with the apple in hand. “We should play a game!”

All the other boys walk in after hearing Kat. Jong Up then asks, “Well what did you have in mind?”

Kat has a sudden revelation and exclaims, “Strip Poker! Maranda you still have your cards right?”

I turn about fifty shades of red at Kats idea. “Kat, no.” I say sternly to her.

“Aw come on Maranda! It’ll be fun!” she begins to beg.

Young Jae then chimes in. “Oh come on its not that bad of an idea.”

“You just want to see the girls naked.” Dae Hyun says slightly shoving him. “I’m in!”

I look over at both of them completely stunned.

“If I convince all the boys to play will you?”

I start weighing my options and realize there is no way she is going to get Yong Guk to play this so I guess I’ll go along with her little deal. “Ok. Fine. But you have to convince all six of them.” I say smugly.

“That’s easy! I already have two down! Zelo, Jong Up! You two are playing!”

Both of them agree rather quickly. “Four down!” Kat sings.

Kat then looks rather mischievously at me and walks over to Him Chan. She wraps her arms around his neck hugging him and looks with her puppy dog eyes, “Him Chan, please.” She asks sweetly. Great! I’m done for as far as he is concerned.

“Ok, fine.” He says looking away.

Yong Guk then says from the other side of the room, “I’m not playing.”

Thank God!

“But I have something to tell you!” Kat says as she makes her way over to him. She reaches up and starts to whisper something in his ear. His face starts to turn red and then whispers back to her. Well that’s it. She got him. They both turn back and Yong Guk looking at the floor says, “Ok I’ll play.”

“I hate you.” I say right to Kat.

Without looking at me she grabs my purse and pulls out both decks of cards.

“We only need one you know.” I say to her.

“I wasn’t sure. I don’t know how to play poker! I just wanted to see them naked!”

“Ok! Ground rules!” I say straight to Kat. “One! No bras or panties come off!”

Dae Hyun then interrupts me, “So I can take off my boxers?”

“Two! No boxers come off!” I say straight to him. “And three. At the end of the game the clothes go back to their rightful owners.”

“So I can’t keep any neckless?” Kat asks me.

“Nope everyone gets their stuff back.”

We all gather around the table the boys moved into the living room for us and sat down. It went me, Kat, Dae Hyun, Zelo, Yong Guk, Jong Up, Young Jae, and Him Chan next to me. I dealt the first hand Things were already starting to look up. Pair of 10’s one heart one spade. I see Kat looking very puzzled at her cards and then rip off her shoe and place it on the table. Jong Up and Zelo both fold while everyone else puts in a shoe. I flip over the flop and we have a king of hearts, along with a two and six of hearts. Well if I wasn’t going to win with a 10 pair then I might be looking at a flush. It was easy to figure out Kats tell. She had a pair of some sort. She eagerly took off her other shoe and added both socks. Everyone continued along with her. The turn was another heart a Jack. Thankfully Kat just checked that time. Pair of 2’s. Dae Hyun opted for his jacket and the boys followed along with him. I looked over at him. Eyes kept glancing over at me. Bluff. I put my jacket on the table and Kat folded. The river was a 10 of diamonds. Yes! Three 10’s I’ve got this. Dae Hyun bet his shirt everyone folds but me. I put in my shirt then looked at him. Still bluff. I Went ahead and put in all my jewelry too.

“You in or out?” I ask him straight face.

He pauses for a moment and then responds. “Out.” He says throwing in his cards. “What did you have?”

“Wouldn’t you like to know.” I say picking up my winnings and putting on my shirt. Kat gathered the cards and dealt the next hand.

We played for another hour and one by one getting out. First Dae Hyun. You can’t really blame him. He had lost everything but his jewelry, tank top, and pants after our first hand. Then went Zelo, Jong Up, Kat, Him Chan, and then Young Jae. All that was left was me and Yong Guk. Both of us had all our clothes and half of the others so we both were looking pretty good. It was his deal. Shit an 8 and 9 of hearts. Not bad but I was hoping for better. He wasn’t looking any better. I went ahead and did two shoes. He called me and the flop was looking pretty good for me. Seven and Jack of hearts. Now I just need the ten of hearts. I got a little brave and put in three shirts. Yong Guk called and raised me a pair of pants. I called. The turn was the 10 of hearts. I got this! I didn’t want to be too eager and just put in two more pairs of pants. He called again and raised with the rest of the shoes socks and shirts. All of which included his own. I looked over at Kat who by this point was wearing one of Dae Hyun’s shirts and eating peanut butter out of the jar. She even looked concerned for me. I called him and waited to see the river. A Queen of hearts. Now I really had this.

“You going to bet?” Yong Guk says pretty cockily.

I contemplate what he could possibly have. The only thing I could think of was he had a straight too. But the question was. Higher or lower than mine. Without saying anything I put in all the clothes I had except what I was wearing. He calls me and again raises with all his clothes except his tank top.

“Ok.” I say to him as I stand up. “I’ll call you all of those. And raise you.” I start to unfasten my bra.

Kat looks at me in disbelief. “You’re not really going to-“

“I raise you my bra, and my panties.”

Yong Guk looks at me stunned contemplating if he should call. I see him slowly stand up and take off the rest of his clothes. I can’t believe he called me. “Well turn them over.” I say to him.

“Ladies first, Inhyeong.” He says tauntingly. I turn over my cards pretty confidently.

“Oh shit.” I hear Young Jae say under his breath.

“Straight Flush.” I say to Yong Guk.

“And this is why I don’t play with Maranda.” Kat says.

“Well what do you have?” I ask him.

He turns over his cards revealing another straight flush. With an ace high. Shit!

“I do believe I won.” He says gathering up the clothes and handing them to their right full owners. But instead of handing me back my clothes he keeps them in his hands.

“Do I get to have my clothes back?” I ask him crossing my arms.

“No, I’m keeping them.” He states to me.

“Maranda do we have to leave?” Kat asks me because of her amusement.

“Not if I don’t get back my clothes.” I say looking at Yong Guk.

“Well then it looks like you’re not leaving.”

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