Yoongi's ABC's of love
U-Z
U is for uniform
She can’t help but thank whatever cordi nuna decided that making the BTS boys wear police uniforms was a good idea. He had sent her a selfie of him wearing the uniform and she had almost dropped her phone. Her mouth went dry and her pulse quickened in her veins as she looked over his lithe body. Before she could reply, he sent her another photo, this time he was holding a pair of handcuffs, a sly look on his face. She looked around to make sure no one had noticed her spacing out over the photos. She quickly replied to him.
Bring the uniform home…… don’t forget the handcuffs.
V is for victor
Yoongi groans in annoyance and throws himself into a lying position on the floor. She can’t help but laugh at him. “Yoongi, no offence babe. But you really suck at cards.” She said as she picked up Yoongi’s discarded cards and started shuffling. Yoongi sat back up and glared at her. “You have to be cheating.” He said as he watched her shuffling the cards. She gave him a shocked look. “Me? Cheating? Don’t go accusing me of cheating just because you suck at cards.” He glared at her. “Five times. In a row. You have to be cheating.”
She huffed in annoyance and handed him the cards, “Fine, you deal then.” He took the cards and shuffled them much more slowly than she had. She waited patiently until he finished shuffling the cards and dealt their hands. She made a show of raising her sleeves. “Not hiding anything.” She stated with a smirk. It didn’t take long for her to beat him once again. Yoongi threw his cards down in disgust while she just smirked at him. “Looks like I win again. Now, off with the underwear.” Yoongi groaned as he stood up to remove his underwear. “This is the last time I suggest strip poker.” He mumbled.
W is for winter
She hates the winter. Even though everyone says she should be used to the cold by now, but she can never adjust to the freezing cold winters. Yoongi knows that when he goes home in winter, she’ll be waiting for him in her fuzziest socks, one of his hoodies and thick, fluffy pyjama pants. He chuckles at her from the doorway. She’s curled up on her favourite armchair with a blanket wrapped around herself. He gently shakes her awake. She blinks up at him sleepily. “Come on, let’s go to bed.” He says as he helps her to her feet.
He guides her to bed and pulls the blankets up to her chin. He quickly does his nightly routine before slipping into bed next to her. She immediately moves towards him, wrapping herself around him. “Hate winter.” She mumbles as she snuggles against his chest. He chuckles at her as he runs his hand through her hair. “But winter means loads of cuddling.” There’s silence for a minute or two and Yoongi thinks she’s fallen asleep. Just then she mumbles, “Good point.” And he can’t help chuckling at her again.
X is for Xavier Vs Wolverine
“Professor X is by far the coolest of the X-Men!” Yoongi said as they lay on the couch watching X-Men for the millionth time. She looked at him like he was crazy. “No way! Wolverine is the best! He never gets sick, he can’t get injured and he has an indestructible skeleton!” Yoongi shook his head at her, “But Professor X has the ability to read and control minds! That’s way more impressive!” this argument continued as the rest of the BTS members came back to the dorm. Jin rolled his eyes at the bickering couple on the couch. “I can’t believe they are arguing about this again.” he said with a sigh. “I know.” Namjoon agreed as he shook his head.
“Everyone knows that Jean Grey is the best.” Jin looked at him like he had just sprouted another head. “Aren’t you forgetting about Magneto?” he said as Namjoon turned to him. “Really? Magneto?” and the argument over the best X-Men started once again…
Y is for yoga
He’d never admit it, but he loves watching her do yoga. Every time he sees her doing yoga he can’t help but thank whoever designed yoga pants. He stood behind the door of the living room watching her as she gracefully stretched and changed positions easily. He lost track of how long he stood there. It wasn’t until her yoga playlist ended that he stopped staring. He darted behind the door as she picked up her water bottle and took a long drink of water. He saw her head into their bathroom and a smirk crossed his face. I wonder if she’s up for another workout? He thought to himself as he followed her into the bathroom.
Z is for zombie
Yoongi can’t get over how awesome he looks dressed up as Naruto. He had taken more selfies than he would ever dare to admit. He flicked through the photos of their fan event from that day. They were waiting for their van that would take them back to their training room so that they could have a Halloween party with the staff. Their manager called on them and he slipped the phone into his pocket as he followed everyone out of the building. He walked down the long corridor when suddenly something grabbed his ankle. He swore loudly and tried to jump away, but the thing wouldn’t let go.
He looked down and paled at the zombie like creature holding onto his leg, groaning as it did so. He swore again and the zombie started to laugh and let him go. He stumbled back a few steps as the zombie sat up, tears in her eyes. He glared at his girlfriend as she laughed at him. He could hear Jungkook and Jimin laughing at him from outside. “You should have seen your face.” She said as she dabbed at the tears in her eyes, trying not to waste her makeup. “You are so dead.”
She yelped as she jumped to her feet and took off down the hallway, Yoongi right on her heels. “JIN! SAVE ME!” she yelled as she ran out the door and hid behind BTS’s oldest member. Yoongi paid Jin no mind, and dived behind him, grabbing her around the waist. She squealed as he swung her around in a circle, her feet leaving the ground. “I’m sorry! I’m sorry!” she cried in-between laughs. He finally slowed and allowed her to stand again. She stumbled from the dizziness and grinned up at him. He rolled his eyes at her, “I hate Halloween.” He mumbled as he pushed her into the van.
She can’t help but thank whatever cordi nuna decided that making the BTS boys wear police uniforms was a good idea. He had sent her a selfie of him wearing the uniform and she had almost dropped her phone. Her mouth went dry and her pulse quickened in her veins as she looked over his lithe body. Before she could reply, he sent her another photo, this time he was holding a pair of handcuffs, a sly look on his face. She looked around to make sure no one had noticed her spacing out over the photos. She quickly replied to him.
Bring the uniform home…… don’t forget the handcuffs.
V is for victor
Yoongi groans in annoyance and throws himself into a lying position on the floor. She can’t help but laugh at him. “Yoongi, no offence babe. But you really suck at cards.” She said as she picked up Yoongi’s discarded cards and started shuffling. Yoongi sat back up and glared at her. “You have to be cheating.” He said as he watched her shuffling the cards. She gave him a shocked look. “Me? Cheating? Don’t go accusing me of cheating just because you suck at cards.” He glared at her. “Five times. In a row. You have to be cheating.”
She huffed in annoyance and handed him the cards, “Fine, you deal then.” He took the cards and shuffled them much more slowly than she had. She waited patiently until he finished shuffling the cards and dealt their hands. She made a show of raising her sleeves. “Not hiding anything.” She stated with a smirk. It didn’t take long for her to beat him once again. Yoongi threw his cards down in disgust while she just smirked at him. “Looks like I win again. Now, off with the underwear.” Yoongi groaned as he stood up to remove his underwear. “This is the last time I suggest strip poker.” He mumbled.
W is for winter
She hates the winter. Even though everyone says she should be used to the cold by now, but she can never adjust to the freezing cold winters. Yoongi knows that when he goes home in winter, she’ll be waiting for him in her fuzziest socks, one of his hoodies and thick, fluffy pyjama pants. He chuckles at her from the doorway. She’s curled up on her favourite armchair with a blanket wrapped around herself. He gently shakes her awake. She blinks up at him sleepily. “Come on, let’s go to bed.” He says as he helps her to her feet.
He guides her to bed and pulls the blankets up to her chin. He quickly does his nightly routine before slipping into bed next to her. She immediately moves towards him, wrapping herself around him. “Hate winter.” She mumbles as she snuggles against his chest. He chuckles at her as he runs his hand through her hair. “But winter means loads of cuddling.” There’s silence for a minute or two and Yoongi thinks she’s fallen asleep. Just then she mumbles, “Good point.” And he can’t help chuckling at her again.
X is for Xavier Vs Wolverine
“Professor X is by far the coolest of the X-Men!” Yoongi said as they lay on the couch watching X-Men for the millionth time. She looked at him like he was crazy. “No way! Wolverine is the best! He never gets sick, he can’t get injured and he has an indestructible skeleton!” Yoongi shook his head at her, “But Professor X has the ability to read and control minds! That’s way more impressive!” this argument continued as the rest of the BTS members came back to the dorm. Jin rolled his eyes at the bickering couple on the couch. “I can’t believe they are arguing about this again.” he said with a sigh. “I know.” Namjoon agreed as he shook his head.
“Everyone knows that Jean Grey is the best.” Jin looked at him like he had just sprouted another head. “Aren’t you forgetting about Magneto?” he said as Namjoon turned to him. “Really? Magneto?” and the argument over the best X-Men started once again…
Y is for yoga
He’d never admit it, but he loves watching her do yoga. Every time he sees her doing yoga he can’t help but thank whoever designed yoga pants. He stood behind the door of the living room watching her as she gracefully stretched and changed positions easily. He lost track of how long he stood there. It wasn’t until her yoga playlist ended that he stopped staring. He darted behind the door as she picked up her water bottle and took a long drink of water. He saw her head into their bathroom and a smirk crossed his face. I wonder if she’s up for another workout? He thought to himself as he followed her into the bathroom.
Z is for zombie
Yoongi can’t get over how awesome he looks dressed up as Naruto. He had taken more selfies than he would ever dare to admit. He flicked through the photos of their fan event from that day. They were waiting for their van that would take them back to their training room so that they could have a Halloween party with the staff. Their manager called on them and he slipped the phone into his pocket as he followed everyone out of the building. He walked down the long corridor when suddenly something grabbed his ankle. He swore loudly and tried to jump away, but the thing wouldn’t let go.
He looked down and paled at the zombie like creature holding onto his leg, groaning as it did so. He swore again and the zombie started to laugh and let him go. He stumbled back a few steps as the zombie sat up, tears in her eyes. He glared at his girlfriend as she laughed at him. He could hear Jungkook and Jimin laughing at him from outside. “You should have seen your face.” She said as she dabbed at the tears in her eyes, trying not to waste her makeup. “You are so dead.”
She yelped as she jumped to her feet and took off down the hallway, Yoongi right on her heels. “JIN! SAVE ME!” she yelled as she ran out the door and hid behind BTS’s oldest member. Yoongi paid Jin no mind, and dived behind him, grabbing her around the waist. She squealed as he swung her around in a circle, her feet leaving the ground. “I’m sorry! I’m sorry!” she cried in-between laughs. He finally slowed and allowed her to stand again. She stumbled from the dizziness and grinned up at him. He rolled his eyes at her, “I hate Halloween.” He mumbled as he pushed her into the van.
