
I'm your Soulmate
8th Vomit
chenonymous69: hey!
chenonymous69: giant!
bunxiuminbun: huh!
chenonymous69: ehehhehe
bunxiuminbun: you already read it?
chenonymous69: yah yah yah!
bunxiuminbun: but….
chenonymous69: but you didn’t see me having sore eyes in school huhu
chenonymous69: hahahhahha
chenonymous69: I’m so good!
bunxiuminbun: whatever
chenonymous69: I even cried myself to sleep
chenonymous69: but you didn’t notice
bunxiuminbun: stingy
bunxiuminbun: or maybe you’re not my classmate
chenonymous69: okay
chenonymous69: I’m giving you a clue
chenonymous69: since sooner or later, you’ll know the real me
bunxiuminbun: why don’t you just tell me already?
bunxiuminbun: stop playing hide and seek
chenonymous69: I’m not playing hide and seek
chenonymous69: I’m not hiding, but then you’re seeking for me
chenonymous69: okay, that’s sweet
chenonymous69: KYAAAAA!
bunxiuminbun: OTL
bunxiuminbun: I don’t know what to do with you
chenonymous69: BJ!!
bunxiuminbun: huh
chenonymous69: ehehheheh
chenonymous69: so I guess you didn’t get it
bunxiuminbun: fuck you
chenonymous69: okay you did
chenonymous69: want to do it?
bunxiuminbun: fuck yourself
chenonymous69: awww
chenonymous69: you didn’t want
chenonymous69: But I want you
chenonymous69: to do me
bunxiuminbun: ewwww
bunxiuminbun: just ewww
bunxiuminbun: get lost
bunxiuminbun: with your stupid and perverted thoughts!
chenonymous69: hahahhaha
chenonymous69: okay okay
chenonymous69: here’s the clue
chenonymous69: I’m one of your classmates!
bunxiuminbun: really?
bunxiuminbun: tell me things that would prove that!
chenonymous69: okay… you know Bobby?
bunxiuminbun: heh what about him?
chenonymous69: you know what, his teeth are like Spongebob’s
bunxiuminbun: omona
bunxiuminbun: HAHAHHAHHAHAHHA
chenonymous69: or Bugs Bunny
bunxiuminbun: HAHAHAAHHAHA
chenonymous69: right? but you know
chenonymous69: he has abs like oh my gosh
bunxiuminbun: and now you’re dreaming of him
chenonymous69: but I can’t imagine Spongebob having abs
chenonymous69: oh my gosh
chenonymous69: have you seen the movie wherein Spongebob is so macho and what the fuck is with that movie, but it's nice!! Hahahhaha
bunxiuminbun: I haven’t seen it
chenonymous69: oh
chenonymous69: okay
chenonymous69: then let’s get to the next one
bunxiuminbun: I’m reading
chenonymous69: uhm…
chenonymous69: you know Dongwoo
bunxiuminbun: what about him
chenonymous69: the one who have pouty lips
bunxiuminbun: yeah ahahha
chenonymous69: his mouth is really wide!
chenonymous69: I think he’s the one who ate titanic
chenonymous69: I don’t know but I see him… like pitcher plants or the like just because of his mouth
bunxiuminbun: HAHAHAHAHA
chenonymous69: right? It’s the same with Niel’s
bunxiuminbun: but Niel’s are smaller
chenonymous69: yeah but I really like Niel since he’s cute and such
bunxiuminbun: so you have your crush
chenonymous69: but you’re the one I love
chenonymous69: Kyaaaa!
chenonymous69: calm your feels
bunxiuminbun: you should tell yourself that
chenonymous69: I’m continuing
chenonymous69: but hey fuck
chenonymous69: do you know Song Minho?
bunxiuminbun: he’s in another class
chenonymous69: but he’s so hot and cute and handsome and everything!
bunxiuminbun: you like him
chenonymous69: No, he got those from me
bunxiuminbun: urgh
chenonymous69: then uhm… let’s get to the next one
chenonymous69: you know Kris?
chenonymous69: Kris Wu Fan
bunxiuminbun: No, He’s Yi Fan
chenonymous69: I heard he’s also Kevin Wu
bunxiuminbun: huh? I didn’t know that!
chenonymous69: or Kris Wu only, no Fan?
bunxiuminbun: It has Fan, but it’s Yi Fan
chenonymous69: huh? Kris Wu Yi Fan?
bunxiuminbun: I think?
chenonymous69: No!
chenonymous69: he has too many names! While Luhan only had Xi Luhan. Two words! Urgh!
chenonymous69: oh my gosh, whatever
chenonymous69: he has many names! And I don’t know why!
chenonymous69: but then you know, his engrish and chin bother me so much
bunxiuminbun: HAHAHAHAHA
chenonymous69: well, you know, you’re a bun
chenonymous69: and sometimes you look like a squirrel
bunxiuminbun: I don’t know if that’s a compliment
chenonymous69: it is, you’re like Theodore in Alvin and the Chipmunks
bunxiuminbun: ….
chenonymous69: but you know Jung Hoseok
bunxiuminbun: yeah, my classmate, J-Hope
chenonymous69: yeah, he also looks like a squirrel
chenonymous69: he’s like Kim TaeYang… I mean Jenissi
bunxiuminbun: oh… yeah Hahahhhaa
chenonymous69: well they really are cute and mature
bunxiuminbun: yeah, they’re responsible people and fun to be with
chenonymous69: and they learned that from me
bunxiuminbun: urgh
chenonymous69: oh hey, but you know Xero?!!
bunxiuminbun: yeah why?
chenonymous69: and Luhan?!!
bunxiuminbun: mmmm.
chenonymous69: Oh my gosh, are they brothers?
bunxiuminbun: Oh… you’re right
bunxiuminbun: they really look alike!
chenonymous69: hell yeah!
bunxiuminbun: Kim Taehyung
chenonymous69: oh the alien and his 4d charms
bunxiuminbun: yeah, he’s cute
chenonymous69: but you know, he’s stupid
chenonymous69: I remember that he broke a bowl
bunxiuminbun: really?!
chenonymous69: yeah! and keep this a secret
bunxiuminbun: which?
chenonymous69: from Taekwoon
bunxiuminbun: oh, Leo
chenonymous69: yeah, cause I’m scared of him
chenonymous69: he’s like he’s always ready to murder anyone who judges him
bunxiuminbun: but he’s fun to be with!
chenonymous69: ehhh?
bunxiuminbun: he’s really kind. much like N hyung
chenonymous69: Really. you’re close with their group
bunxiuminbun: I guess. But they’re kind and funny
chenonymous69: I’m more scared of Leo than Tao, you know
chenonymous69: but you know Sangdo
bunxiuminbun: why are you asking me?
bunxiuminbun: he’s my classmate!
chenonymous69: he looks like Jongdae
bunxiuminbun: huh?
chenonymous69: do you know Kim Jongdae?
bunxiuminbun: of course!
bunxiuminbun: but he doesn’t look like Sangdo!!!
chenonymous69: Well I guess…
bunxiuminbun: yeah?
chenonymous69: because their ears!
chenonymous69: their ears are big! ahahahhahaha
bunxiuminbun: HAHAHHAHHHA yeah. that’s similar.
chenonymous69: well then.. but you know Kim Seokjin?
chenonymous69: he’s so handsome, and pretty at the same time
bunxiuminbun: But he’s really awkward
chenonymous69: but he tries his best
chenonymous69: with his shoulders
chenonymous69: Look at the difference
chenonymous69: Jimin really got no jams... -.-
bunxiuminbun: HAHAHAHAHHA
bunxiuminbun: you’re harsh!
chenonymous69: I’m just telling the truth
chenonymous69: but don’t tell it to anyone okay?
bunxiuminbun: hahahahhahahhah
bunxiuminbun: yeah okay!
bunxiuminbun: hahahahhahahh
bunxiuminbun: well, you’re really funnny
bunxiuminbun: *funny
bunxiuminbun: I’m laughing with tears now
bunxiuminbun: hahahhahhahaha
bunxiuminbun: I never knew I could laugh like this
bunxiuminbun: ahahhahhhaha
bunxiuminbun: hey
bunxiuminbun: yah
bunxiuminbun: are you still there?
bunxiuminbun: hello?
bunxiuminbun: hello…
chenonymous69: what?
bunxiuminbun: huh?
chenonymous69: hello hello what!
chenonymous69: tell me what you want right now!~
bunxiuminbun: urgh you’re really into this
chenonymous69: NO!
chenonymous69: I’m into you
chenonymous69: Kyaaaa!!
bunxiuminbun: OTL
bunxiuminbun: you know what
bunxiuminbun: I realize something
chenonymous69: huh?
bunxiuminbun: you’re the only one I know who is always making comments and such after they say something sweet
bunxiuminbun: you know, like Kyaaa, hart hart
bunxiuminbun: hahahhahahha
chenonymous69: so what I’m saying is sweet
chenonymous69: you’re finally admitting that you always have your feels reading the things I’m telling you
bunxiuminbun: no!
chenonymous69: awww
chenonymous69: just admit it already
chenonymous69: I already caught you
chenonymous69: KYYAAAAA!!
bunxiuminbun: HAHAAHHAAHA
bunxiuminbun: you really are honest to what you’re feeling huh…
bunxiuminbun has logged out
chenonymous69: eeeh?
chenonymous69: why did you log out?
chenonymous69: I still want to talk
chenonymous69: I still want to read that you’re laughing
chenonymous69: though I really want to hear it
chenonymous69: I still want to make you laugh
chenonymous69: I still want to make you happy…
chenonymous69: so…. Accept my love?
chenonymous69: Kyaaaa!
Notes
Hey I didn't mean to offend some artists and readers here. Hahah, it's just for fun!!! I hope you liked it! And yeah, of course, the photos are not mine! :D
I practically cried ans laughed so much reading this I LOVE THIS SO DAMN MUCH AAAARTGH
1/14/17