I'm your Soulmate

chenonymous69: Hi there sunshine!

bunxiuminbun: get lost

chenonymous69: oh!
chenonymous69: having mood swings?

bunxiuminbun: i don’t wan to talk
bunxiuminbun: *want
bunxiuminbun: especially with you

chenonymous69: ouch
chenonymous69: it seems like you’re not in the mood

bunxiuminbun: obviously

chenonymous69: but you corrected yourself again
chenonymous69: KYEOPTA!~
chenonymous69: well let me tell you a joke!
chenonymous69: what did the ocean say to the other ocean?

bunxiuminbun: I think I don’t want to hear this

chenonymous69: nothing! They just waved

bunxiuminbun: .....

chenonymous69: WHY SO SIRI-OS!
chenonymous69: Rome-owa juliet sulpuraptoriga ah aniya~

bunxiuminbun: yah stop!

chenonymous69: okay, then
chenonymous69: which dinosaur did the english teacher like best?

bunxiuminbun: ugh, what do I expect?

chenonymous69: the thesaurus!

bunxiuminbun: ugh, stop

chenonymous69: oh you want another one?

bunxiuminbun: definitely NO

chenonymous69: uh okay
chenonymous69: but hey, do you know what my favorite song is?

bunxiuminbun: I don’t even want to know

chenonymous69: Well, it’s called...

bunxiuminbun: don’t even try to tell me

chenonymous69: Okay!
chenonymous69: .....
chenonymous69: ....
chenonymous69: ...
chenonymous69: ..
chenonymous69: .

bunxiuminbun: what is it now?

chenonymous69: .
chenonymous69: ..
chenonymous69: ...
chenonymous69: ....
chenonymous69: .....

bunxiuminbun: ugh, what’s your problem?

chenonymous69: do you know the song Wiggle?

bunxiuminbun: what about that?

chenonymous69: that’s my favorite song!
chenonymous69: got you there honey
chenonymous69: you want to know why?

bunxiuminbun: definitely not!

chenonymous69: Wiggle wiggle
chenonymous69: toootoootoootooot toootooot~
chenonymous69: toootoootoootooot toootooot~

bunxiuminbun: ugh stop!

chenonymous69: your booty like two planets!

bunxiuminbun: perv!

chenonymous69: but that’s true!
chenonymous69: It’s my favorite song!
chenonymous69: because your booty is like two planets!!
chenonymous69: but you’re not that chubby anymore
chenonymous69: then your cheeks!
chenonymous69: your cheeks like two planets!
chenonymous69: toootoootoootooot toootooot~

bunxiuminbun: Stop please stop

chenonymous69: want to hear another one from me?

bunxiuminbun: fucking no

chenonymous69: you know whom you love?

bunxiuminbun: ....

chenonymous69: me!
chenonymous69: kyaaa!
chenonymous69: yehet!

bunxiuminbun: do what you want! I’m off!!

chenonymous69: No wait!
chenonymous69: I have another one!
chenonymous69: but this is not a joke this time

bunxiuminbun: bye!

bunxiuminbun has logged out

chenonymous69: aww, you logged out already
chenonymous69: okay, I know you’ll read this once you log in again
chenonymous69: guess who loves you
chenonymous69: even if you won’t even spare him a look
chenonymous69: even if you always curse him when you’re chatting
chenonymous69: or probably you’re cursing him all the time
chenonymous69: guess who loves you
chenonymous69: even if you won’t give him a chance
chenonymous69: ....
chenonymous69: ME!!
chenonymous69: Kim chenonymous69!
chenonymous69: ....
chenonymous69: kkaebsong~

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