This Isnt My Body!
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Seungri took Stephani to his room and pulled out a thick phone book. Stephani looked at him. "what are you going to do?" she asked.
He flipped through the book, "what's that punks last name?" he asked.
"L.J? Um I believe it's Yung.."
He flipped to the Y section and slid his finger down the list, "Lana...Lea....Lisa... AH L.J!!" he finally said. He pulled out his phone and dialed the number.
"y-you're calling him?!?!" she cried ou,"are you sure it's him?"
Seungei grinned and put a finger to his lips "shhh" he waited for an answer which seemed like eternity but a voice finally answered.
"Ah hello is this LJ?" he asked sweetly.
"yes. May I ask who's calling?"
"oh I'm a old classmate of yours from school and I decided to look you up so I can ask if we can meet up,"
the line became quiet then he responded, "what's your name?"
"Cassidy Lockheart"
"ah I believe I remember you, sure we can meet up! How about tomorrow at let's say... 3PM? At the coffee shop on 6th street ave."
seungri held back a laugh from his gullibleness. "sure..I'll see you then," he said after hanging up.
Stephani had her mouth open with surprisement at his persuasion skills, "what in the world are you going to do??" she asked.
He grinned "just to give the guy a lil....friendly visit is all,"
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Next day seungri drove down to 6th street avenue to meet up with L.J he brought Stephani along with him to watch from afar. "I'll let you know when I want you to come in play," he said.
She nodded her head "got it,"
Seungri walked into the coffee shop and scanned the room. He saw a guy with obviously dyed blond hair sitting alone at a table, he looked very preppy and clean cut type. He walked up to the man and asked if he was LJ.
"why yes I am," he said. "you must be Cassidy I presume?"
he gave a cheesy grin "yes. YES I am," he said as he took a seat across from him.
Lj smiled and took seungri's hand to kiss it, "you look wonderful today,"
he raised a lip up in disgust and kindly pulled his hand away wiping it on his jeans "thaaaanks," he said, "anyway, how are things going for you?"
"wonderful.. But it's better now that I met you,"
he's so cheesy! Seungri thought to himself. "oh that's nice... so what do you do for your profession?"
"me? I host a morning radio show on the weekends..nothing special though." he explained with a smile, "what about you missy?"
"oh I'm just a...marriage counselor, I talk about feelings and whatnot,"
"ah are you married yourself?"
He stole a quick glance at Stephani "not yet, I'm still looking for the one."
"hm maybe you don't have to look no more," LJ grinned.
Seungri held back a disgusted look, "heh maybe so.. But I wonder...how do you feel about...feelings?"
He raised an eyebrow, "feelings? I don't think much of it. They are just simple love or hate emotions,"
seungri frowned a little, "simple emotions? Do you ever think and care for people's feelings?"
"well if they are well put physically wise then I may give a feeling to them or whatever,"
seungri laughed and shook his head, "ah I used to be like you. Simple minded, ego massive, and back talked to everything and just Down right heartless."
Lj gave a confused look, "what are you implying?"
He sat up and looked him dead in the eyes, "that you. Are. An asshole. Trust me it takes one to know one."
LJ glared at him "I'm sorry but I do not approve of your rudeness,"
seungri laughed and stood up and grabbed LJ's coffee cup from the table, "and I..." he poured the hot liquid on the mans face, "don't approve of your bitch assness!"
LJ yelled at the burning liquid on his face, "YOU BITCH!!!!" he hissed.
seungri then grabbed him by the coller and punched him in his eye, "the only B word you should call a woman is beautiful!" he then nodded over to Stephani signaling her to come over, he placed his arm over her, "this..'man' here is the most amazing the most stunning and BEAUTIFUL person I have ever come to known. I've done cruel things in the past but I want them to know that I am deeply sorry. And I vow to be the best 'girlfriend' to him," he said staring into her eyes.
stephani's eyes shined, "I forgive you and I... Vow to be the best 'boyfriend'" she said with a gigle.
LJ stood up and scowled at both of them, " you freaks are crazy!!! I'm out of this crazy town!" he yelled as he stormed out the cafe.
Seungri turned to smile at Stephani, "I....I really do love you, and I was a fool for all the things I've done to you....i cant belive all ive said and done. I'll even buy hair treatments for your hair to grow back."
she smiled, "I love you to, especially for what you just did," she said. "and no need, I kind of like the short look."
he pulled her to a hug and both of their hearts warmed and began to beat simultaneously. Soon the cafe lights began to flicker again, everyone else became startled and left the room. Seungri and Stephani were the only ones in the middle of the room. Or so they thought.
"such a wonderful sight to see," spoke an old voice. "the gods are happy"
They both looked up and saw Bosa's tiny body sitting in the corner of the room.
"it's you!" they both said at the same time then smiled at each other for saying the same thing.
"you two have grown close..." she said.
Seungri looked at Stephani "yeah...we have," then he looked at Bosa, "but how do you change us back?"
Bosa grinned with her eyes still hidden under her hood, "well, maybe the prince should kiss his princess or however you want to phrase it,"
they both looked at each other and smiled, "you ready to get your sexy body back?" Stephani teased.
He laughed, " I dunno...having boobs and a hot body was kind of fun," he winked.
The lights began to flicker more violently and a sudden fog began to flow around them. They looked back for Bosa but she slowly disappeared into the fog letting the last thing to see is a sly smile across her face.
Stephani looked back at seungri "oh just kiss me panda boy,"
they leaned in and closed their eyes and allowed their lips to touch. Soon as that happened all the windows blew open allowing a strog wind flow around them. They were so deep into the kiss that noting around them bothered them. The fog became thicker and thicker causing both of them to black out.
Ding.
"My lovely Ezra...the impossible has became possble and the incompatible have lifted their heavy dark hearts..." spoke Bosa's voice in the vacant air.
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Stephani woke up to her familiar room. She sat up and smiled to see her own skin and female features again. She quickly got up to find seungri who was still sleep in his own room.
"seungriiii" she sang, "wake up!"
He groaned and rolled over.
She shook him again, "get up, we're normal again!"
seungri groaned and shifted in his sleep. Stephani rolled her eyes and leaned in closer, "c'mon now you can't be that tired!"
a quick grin came across his face as he pulled Stephani next to him on the bed. "feels nice to touch you with my own hands," he laughed.
She playfully slapped his arm, "you're a lil sly one,"
he chuckled again, "anything to make you laugh again," he said. " and the only tears I want to see from you are tears of joy or laughter,"
She gave a warm smile, "thank you,"
He sat up to give her a kiss, "thought I'd never say this but I'm glad to not wake up with tits on me,"
"bet your chest feels weightless now huh??"
"oh god yes! And my back feels soooo much better!"
"see told you us girls go through a lot!"
"yeah I can finally say I've walked in the shoes of a woman...literally."
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((later that day))
the Big Bang boys were downstairs watching tv and were wondering where the terrible duo has been.
"they're hiding something..." taeyang said.
"maybe....but what????" daesung added.
"they killed each other probably" tabi assumed.
"they've been around each other more than I would ever thought," jiyong said, "I mean it's kind of cute though in this weird sense.."
suddenly Stephani and seungri came to the room hand in hand and sat on the comforter chair with Stephani on his lap. "good afternoon" they both said at the same time then smiled at each other.
The boys gave blank stares, "good afternoon" they all said.
"nice day to watch good ol MTV eh," Stephani said.
"um yeah....tv," jiyong said.
The couple continued to watch tv while the guys continued to stare. Then jiyong broke the silence "ok I can't take it, I must know...are you guys togethor?!?!"
they grinned at each other and kissed, "does that answer your question?" seungri said.
They all gasped in unison then taeyang jumped up "I knew it!" he cried out then pointed out to tabi, "pay up bro!"
tabi groaned and pulled his 5 out handing it over.
"but....how?" jiyong asked.
"we all need a lil magic in our lives," Stephani grinned.
"and little old blind lady," seungri added.
Daesung's eyes got wide and he stood up, "I knew it!" he cried, " they must of like went through some alternative universe with different personalities to live another life!! And and they got to know each other better and fell in love!"
the other guys gave him a crazy look, "someone tell happy virus here to take his A.D.D pills," tabi said.
Daesung shrugged, "just a guess,"
Stephani and seungri laughed, "Oh Dae... Such an imagination you have," Stephani said as she entertwined her hand with seungri's and then Turned to wink at seungri as if they were keeping a little secret between them. He smiled back at her and kissed her.
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