This Isnt My Body!

[[A week later]]
Seungri
I walked into the office and took my place at my desk with a smile on my face; today I was going to plan a ‘girl date’ with Layla. I did a couple online things on my laptop within hours and looked across the table at Layla.
“Hey, you doin anything today?” I asked her.
“Uh…just get ready for Sky’s party,”
I raised an eyebrow. that was today???? “Oh, I said,” with a smile, “Um. I was wondering before the party we go out to lunch,”
A bright smile came across her face, “Sure!”
I smiled back, “Great, see ya after work!”
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I waited outside the office for Layla to come down, when she came down I could smell the fresh spray of her perfume.
“Ready?” she asked.
“Yep,”
We walked down the walkway to this corner diner. We went in and took our seats in a booth, the waiter came to take our drinks.
“So ya ready for tonight!” she asked moments later after we got our drinks.
I took a sip of my straw with a uninterested expression, “I guess…”
She gave a slight frown and cocked her head to the side, “You ok?”
I forced a smile, “Oh I’m fine. Just tired from work ya know,”
She giggled, “Ah I know righhhht, so stressful sometimes,” she said, “So I hear you and Seungri went to therapy huh? Did that work out?”
“Oh yeahhh, were like… good friends now,” I said with a forced smile.
“Gee, don’t gotta smile so hard,” Laya laughed, “But that’s good to know, I hated seeing you cry from the things he did…”
Cry? “I made her cry?” I accidently said aloud.
“Pardon?”
I took another sip, “Erm… nothing,” I said.
I made Stephani cry? That was hard to believe…girl had skin of steel.
“But yeah, Seungri can be such an ass sometimes…” she continued, “but you handled it well…”
I looked down at the table, “Heh…yeah, an ass…” I said softly.
“BUUT! On the BRIGHT side us girls are going to have fun tonight!” she squealed, “I need to get an outfit! Say wanna go dress shopping with me???”
I looked up at her and smiled, “Sure.”
Our food arrived and we continued to talk some more. Some of the things I couldn’t make a response to since the real Stephani knew the real answer. But I still had that thought in the back of my head. I didn’t know I made her cry, now I really felt like an ass.
After Lunch we went to this store at the mall, it was a big and colorful place. and reeked of perfume. Layla pulled my hand and tugged me to the dresses.
“EEEE~ so many to choose from! Oh mah gawd!” she clapped her hand excitedly.
I followed her around and held any items she needed me to hold, the pile quickly became higher and higher. How many dresses did one girl need?!?
“Ok I’m ready for the dressing room!” she said pulling me to the back room.
She went into a stall then turned and looked at me, “Aren’t you coming in?”
Whoa? Is that what girls do at malls??? “uh..S-sure,” I stammered trying not to smile to hard.
The dressing room was surprisingly big for two people. Soon Layla began to take her shirt and jeans off,” I tried not to stare to hard but I could help but give out a gasp when I saw her black thong I almost dropped the pile of clothes from the amazing sight.
“Give me blue one,” she said.
Snapping out of my daze I pulled the short blue dress out and gave it to her to try on. She slipped her thin body into the outfit and asked for me to zip it up, I gladly did. She modeled in front of the mirror then looked at me. “Yay or nay?” she asked while still turning to side to side.
Hells fucking YAY! “Um…I like it,” I smiled.
“Hmmm I don’t know…I need it tighter,” she pouted.
I looked through the pile of dresses then pulled out this silver looking dress, “T-try this one!” I said a little too eagerly.
She switched out from the blue to silver and modeled it.
“Ohhhh it makes my boobs look bigger!” she cooed.
Yay! I’m a fashion merchandiser I smiled to myself feeling victorious.
“Think Toni will like it?” she asked suddenly.
My smile faded, “Toni?”
Layla laughed, “Yeah. My Girlfriend.”
Wait….G-Girlfriend???? “Girlfriend…..” I said.
She gave me a look, “Are you ok?” she asked, “You’ve been forgetful lately,”
I blinked a few times, “So….you’re…..”
She nodded, “A Lesbian? Yes,” then she narrowed her eyes, “did you get hit in the head?”
I shook my head, “N-No, it’s just so much been on my mind I forgot,”
“Well, hopefully you get your mind right. You are freaking me out!”
I gave a small smile, my heart slightly fell. Not only was my dream girl in a relationship she was a lesbian! I have nothing against that but now I know when I become normal I’ll never have a chance with her.
We continued to try on dresses til she found the right one. She picked the silver dress after all. We walked back to the office to leave home. Layla gave me a hug, it felt nice. “See ya tonight!” she said as she left to go to her car. I waved at her and stood still for a while, and then my face slowly scrunched up to a disgusted look realizing what I was about to get myself into. “I have to look at a scary buff stripper tonight!!!” I cried out
Stephani
I slept in today from all the interview and dance practices and luckily I’ve been getting better at it. I rolled to my back then sat up to yawn. It felt good to sleep in, I pulled the covers off of me and my eyes broadened at what I was seeing.
I
Have
A
Fuckingg
BONER!
I gave a scared look not knowing what to do. What do guys do??? Do they jack off?? Or just let it get soft itself. I poked a finger at it and I felt a sensation run though my body. “Oh gahhh…” I groaned out. I quickly pulled my hand away trying not to give in temptation. I ran my hand through my hair trying to think of something. Maybe it will go away when I take a shower…yeah I’ll do that!
Soon as I was about to get out the bed the door opened I quickly put a pillow over it trying to hide it.
Tabi walked in, “Sorry to bother you but did you see my blue hoodie anywhere?”
“uhhhhhhh~ I dunno..” I said with a dumb stare.
He looked down at the pillow and I quickly put another pillow over it.
“Whatchu starin att???” I said, “Booyyyy,”
“Uh… nothing,” he said, looking away, “What are you hiding?”
“noooothinggg….” I said looking away with a blushed face, “Only the lord’s glory,”
Tabi sighed, and turned away, “You’re weird as hell,”
After he closed the door I quickly dashed to the bathroom with the pillow still in hand. I quickly undressed turned the water on and got in. the water felt so warm against my skin, I looked down waiting for my morning wood to go away. but it stubbornly stay solid.
“Fuck…” I muttered. I gave a few more pokes but it only made me more aroused. “Dammit…” The shower was not working…and I could only think of one thing, I took a deep breath and slowly slid my hand down to it’s base. I felt sparks soar though me.
I groaned to myself feeling so dirty for what I was about to do.
Sorry Seungri, but I gotta do what I gotta do.
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Seungri
Layla and I walked up to Sky’s front door with Layla next to me. I had Layla dress me and do my hair and I felt so uncomfortable in this tight shirt and even tighter jeans. She also made me wear heels from hell; every step sent a shock to my toes.
Sky answered the door with a drink in her hand and this goofy ass smile, “Come on in girls!!” she cheered.
We walked into the living room and everything was pink and black, drinks and beers were on a side table along with pink and black presents. I took a seat at the table where there was a wine bottle with a penis head for its lid. I gave a disgusted look and slowly pushed it out of my view. Even the cake was shaped like a giant pink penis with flowers on it. I took another look around. This party just screamed KINKY. But I’m not going to lie all the women in this room looked pretty damn sexy. MAN if I had my own body right now….the things I could do! A girl came up to me with a tray of cupcakes that had icing shaped as lips, I could handle those so I took one and thanked her.
Sky came back to the center of the room, “Ok I see everyone is here!” she cried out, “Let’s open up some gifts shall we!”
She sat on her special chair and opened the first gift, it was lingerie “oooh~ Sarah! You know how to pick em!” she said giving her friend as wink. I awkwardly continued to watch her open her sexual gifts that ranged from sexy underwear to a sex coupon book. But what got my attention was when she opened Layla’s gift.
“And the best for last goes to Layla~” Sky sang as she began to tear open the box in anticipation everyone got quiet as she tore the paper. Then moments later a bunch of ‘ooooohs’ came from all the girls. It was a weird looking pink cylindrical object…..wait don’t tell me….. A dildo really?? I rolled my eyes when all the girls giggled at the sex toy. My manhood became crushed. Women didn’t mind paying for a manual dick to do it themself but are difficult as hell when they are offered the real deal! What kind of BS is that!
Sky giggled by playfully putting the toy to her mouth. The laughter stopped when a loud knock came to the door. Sky answered and two slim but somewhat muscular guys walked in wearing police uniforms. One had black hair and the other had a brownish color with blonde tips
“We heard there’s a noise disturbance here,” said the black hair guy.
Sky giggled, “Oh… I’m sorry officers,”
They both grinned, “But no worries…” said Blonde Tips.
“Cause we’re here to MAKE IT LOUDER!!!” yelled the other guy as they both ripped their shirts off exposing their solid abs.
“I go by Officer Lee Kikwang, but tonight you can call me LEE NASTY!” he smirked.
“And I go by Officer Kim Joonghyun… but tonight I’ll be your sex toy,” he said hotly.
The girls screamed and the music got louder, Kikwang and Joonghyun tore their pants off exposing their man thongs and thrusting their junk in the air.
I gave a scared look and quickly made my way to the back of the room while the other girls crowded around. God, this was a disgusting sight! Sadly luck wasn’t by my side because Sky took my hand and pulled me into the crowd. “C’mon girl!!!” she yelled, “I got a surprise for you!!”
“Wait… NO!!!” I yelled, “NO NO NO NO NO!!!” I violently shook my head but she kept pulling me and put me in her special chair.
“Guys!!!” she yelled over the music, “My good friend Steph here is the only VIRGINNNN of our group and I want you hot boys to give her a lil tease!” she looked at me and gave me a wink.
My mouth dropped and my heart raced, “N-No..i don’t want this!”
Kikwang smirked and pulled my out the chair, “Virgin huh?” he purred, “This’ll be fun,”
I tried to protest but they ignored me. He picked me up by my ass causing me to wrap my legs around him and started dancing to the fast beat and thrusting his junk at the same time. Then Joonghyun came from behind and started dancing his junk up on my ass. I started to cry inside, this was not what I wanted!!!
All the girls cheered them on and crowded in on the dancing, I tried to slap my hand on his shoulder but that did nothing. Then the bizarre happened! Kikwang flipped me upside down making my face to his crotch! I closed my eyes and held my breath. Damn his balls stunk! I got placed back to the chair where Joonghyun started to do some sexy dance of some sort. I just stared with my eyes wide not making a blink waiting for the torture to end. He danced to the music while biting his lips and feeling on his body and kept his lust filled eyes on me.
Sky came beside me and whispered something to my ear, “Want me to tell them to give you the after party special??” she purred into my ear then licked her lips and winked.
I scrunched my face, “NO!”
She gave a surprised look, “Really? I thought you wanted it?”
“N-No… not today!”
She shrugged her shoulder then looked at the two strippers, “Sorry boys, this virgin doesn’t want the special,”
“Aww to bad,” Said Kikwang.
“You really missed out on a good time,” Joonghyun grinned.
I think I became scarred… I’ve seen man junk, my dream girl is gay, and I just wanna go home and cry and stuff my face with a gallon of ice cream!
---3rd person
Seungri walked tiredly to his room and flopped on the bed not bothering to change clothes. Stephani peeked her head in the room, “Psst…Seungri, you up?” she whispered.
“What...” he said in a muffled voice from the pillow.
She walked into the room, “So…How was it?”
He looked up and glared at her, “Your lifestyle has scarred me!” he said, “My feet are killing me, I watched a lesbian undress, and Manjunk got in my face!”
Stephani giggled, “I’m sorry… so, what did the strippers look like?”
He gave her a look, “Scary,”
“ugh, can you at least give me names???”
“I don’t know… some Kikwang guy and a Blondie named Joonghyun …” he said tiredly.
She covered her mouth to a gasp, “Oh. My. GOD! KIKWANG WAS THERE!!! And JOONGHYUN!!!” she spazzed for a minute then calmed down, “ok… ok… I’m calm, so. Did you take the offer?”
“The sex offer? Hell no!”
Stephani exhaled, “Whew good! Lil upset I missed that offer but as long as you didn’t get to have all the fun,”
He gave her a disgusted look, “You’d have a threesome with STRIPPERS?”
“Only with Kikwang and Joonghyun,” she said as if was ok.
Seungri shook his head, “You women are so confusing!!! And you’re such a w—“he stopped catching himself remembering what Layla said in the office.
“A what? Go on… I know ya wanna say it,” She muttered.
He shook his head, “Nothing, I take it back…” he said softly.
Stephani blinked, “Oh… ok,” then she got up, “well, I’ll let you get some rest then…night”

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