This Isnt My Body!
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[Seungri]
I woke up one morning to a sharp pain in my stomach; I sat up on the bed with my arms pressing onto my stomach. I have never felt such a thing in my life; it was weird because the pain was all in my lower abdomen. I clenched my eyes shut, the pain was something terrible. I slowly got up and went to the bathroom hoping that would fix the issue. When I sat on the toilet I smelled something foreign and repulsive, I slowly looked down and screamed.
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I quickly called Stephani to get to my room as soon as possible. I paced back in forth in my room waiting for her to get here.
How do you treat this??? It smells and it’s sucking the life outta me!
Stephani opened the door and asked what was wrong.
“Blood! Everywhere!” I cried, “And it hurts!”
She gave a look then laughed, “HAA! You’re on your period silly!”
I glared at her…. “And what am I supposed to do??? Just let it bleed?!”
She laughed again then walked to the bathroom and brought back a tube looking object.
“Here, this is called a tampon..”
I gave a terrified look at the object, “Where does it…go?”
She sighed, “You stick it in…”
My eyes got wide, “Stick where?”
“your vagina, but don’t put it in to far…”
My mouth dropped, women stuck tubes in their vagina every month? But are quick to say no to have dick inserted in them. I shook my head, “I don’t know if I could do this…” I said giving the tampon back.
“You need something to absorb the blood,” she said then she snapped her fingers, “Wait I know what you can use,” she went back to the bathroom and came back with a square looking object. What’s with all the geometric shapes?
“This is a Maxi pad. It’s much easier than a tampon. You just unwrap it and place it in the middle of the underwear…and don’t flush it,”
I took the item and stared at it. It was softer than the tampon I know that much.
“You better use it cause I can’t afford for my good underwear to get messed up!”
I rolled my eyes, “Whatever, now what about this stinging pain! It hurts like a bitch!”
She laughed, “That would be cramps. I have Midol for that, and I would suggest you lay down drink hot tea and place a heating pad on your stomach,”
That’s so much work. I groaned and took her advice, after figuring out the pad thing in the bathroom I went to the bed and took the pills Stephani gave me and placed the heating pad over my stomach. I closed my eyes and gave another groan. “I hate this so muchhhh,” I whined, “It’s like there’s a demon in my uterus!!”
Stephani just laughed and sat on the edge of the bed, “WELCOME TO WOMANHOOD!” she cheered, “And you get to enjoy 5 days of it!!! Lucky youuuuu! OH and it also includes bloating, fatigue ANNNND mood swings!!”
I gave her a death glare, “I GET FIVE DAYS OF THIS?!”
“Yep…” then she placed a blanket over me, “Now you rest up sunshine and take in this wonderful experience,” she said with obvious sarcasm. ”toodles!”
I gritted my teeth and pressed the hot pad against my stomach, I HATE being a woman!
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