This Isnt My Body!
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Couple days later Stephani walked in Seungri’s room shoving him to wake him up. “Nnnnghhh… what?!” he grumbled under the blankets.
She pulled the cover off, “We need to talk,” she said, “Now,”
“Ugh…” he said up and rubbed his eyes, “WHAT?”
“I think I figured a way to turn us normal,”
“Really? So you finally reached the sanity of that Bosa lady?” he grinned.
She punched his arm, “I’m serious, and you know how we don’t get along right?”
“Yeah,”
“Maybe if we act like we’re friends maybe some miracle can happen!”
He rolled his eyes, “Even the most simplistic magic can see though our act,” he said, “I’ve seen movies like this, and it’s not that simple. We have to actually have real kind feelings for each other,””
Stephani looked at him, “Wow. That has to be the smartest thing you have ever said,”
“ Tch. Shut up…I think your estrogen is getting the best of me,”
“This is going to take a LOT of time,” Stephani said while a taking a seat on the side of the bed.
Seungri looked at her hair then narrowed his eyebrows, “Did you put a hair clip in my hair?!”
She laughed, “Haha oh this? I got bored of seeing the same hairstyle.”
He glared at her, “Just for that I’m cutting your hair!”
She gasped, “You would never!!”
“Take the clip out. Now,”
She pouted but obeyed his command, “Fine.”
“I swear if you make me look girly I will do something terrible to this body,”
She gave a horrid look, “Ok deal!”
Suddenly a phone started to ring, they both looked around trying to figure out where the noise was coming from.
“It’s my phone!” Seungri said pointing to Stephani’s pocket. She picked it up to answer.
“Hello?”
“Bro where are you?” it was Jiyong.
“Uh, I needed to speak to Steph about something…”
“Well hurry up, cause we have an interview with MTV today. So get outside now!”
“What’s going on?” Seungri asked.
“Big Bang’s having an interview with MTV today,”
His mouth dropped, “So soon?”
Stephani got up, “Yeah, and they are about to leave like now!”
Seungri ran both his hands through his hair, “Gah……Don’t fuck this up!”
“I’ve seen your interviews, I think I can do this…” she hurridly ran out the room and went to meet up with the rest.
Seungri
I quickly went through the channels to find MTV, I finally found it and luckily the interview hasn’t started yet.
I am not looking forward to watching this….
After hours of music videos and commercials the host lady popped up on the screen sitting on a chair with all of Big Bang sitting on a couch beside her. She made her lil introduction then made an introduction to the group. It started out slow by asking Jiyong the usual questions about the music, the group and stuff like that. I was waiting for them to start questioning Stephani.
About fifteen boring minutes later and three commercial breaks the show came back on, the camera was put on my face this time and this was when they began asking questions.
“So Seungri,” said the host, “They call you Panda right?”
“Yes,”
“Why Panda? Out of any other name why that one,”
Stephani smiled, “Well I like pandas, and they are my favorite. That’s why I have that nickname,”
` Ok, that was pretty good, hopefully she can last longer.
The lady smiled, “Awesome, so I recently read on the official Big Bang VIP fan site that YOU were voted number one of being the ‘most attractive. Do you feel that’s accurate?”
I smiled at myself, “hells yeah,” I said to myself.
Stephani laughed, “Number one? Really? I wouldn’t expect that,”
“Why so?”
“I don’t think I deserve it,” she smiled.
“Then who do you feel should be number one?”
“TOP oppa of course! Erm... I mean…my boy TOP should. He’s cooler than me,”
My mouth drop, did she just say that on live tv?! I threw a temper tantrum until I heard another question.
“Well, what’s your ideal type?”
“Hmmm, I like curvy women, someone like… Nia Long or Eva Marcille,”
I frowned, that was not my ideal type at all!! I don’t even know who those women are!
“Ooooh so you like western women?”
What? Taeyang was the one that liked western women! Not me! I threw another tantrum and threw a pillow. I grabbed the remote and turned the TV off. I didn’t need to see any more damage to my fame.
3rd Person
Later that night around 2AM Stephani tiredly walked to her room, when she turned the light on Seungri was sitting on her bed with an unpleasant look.
“What do you want?” she muttered.
“You know what….You said that shit on TV on purpose!”
“No entirely,”
“You made me look the ugly mofo of the group! And you got my ideal type all wrong!”
She laughed at the first part, “Ok I exaggerated a bit…ok a lot, and the ideal thing, I honestly don’t know your type nor do I know many famous Korean women.” She said, “You should thank me because I just filled your fan base in America,”
“You could of at least not answer the questions..."
“Well I did, and you can’t do anything about it!” she mocked sticking her tongue out.
Seungri frown, “That’s it…” he growled, he took a pair of scissors and placed it next to his hair, “Try me now,” he smirked.
Stephani gave a dirty look, “You wouldn’t dare!!!!”
He grinned some more and brought the scissors closer, Stephani gritted her teeth and charged at him to the bed pinning him down pulling the clippers out of his hand. “Yeah, how does it feel to be pinned down by your own strength?!”
Seungri glowered “That doesn’t mean anything!”
The two continued to fight for the position of the scissors causing them to get in awkward positions. A light knock came to the door then Jiyong and Taeyang walked, “Hey Seungri what was—” they paused at the sight of the scene. Stephani had herself straddled on top of Seungri. The duo looked up with horrid expressions.
“Um…Did I intrude on something?” Jiyong asked.
Stephani quickly pulled back, “No not at all!” she smiled, “Just a lil… um,” she became lost for words.
Seungri pushed her off, “It wasn’t what you think!”
“Okayyy?” Ji said, “Anywayyy…I was here to see if that therapy worked for you two actually. You two been acting really strange but I don’t know if this is good or bad or part of the treatment,”
The two became quiet and glanced at each other, then Seungri blurted, “THAT BOSA CHICK TRAD—“
Stephani put a hand over his mouth and forced a smile, “Oh Steph you so silly,” she fake laughed, “Making crazy outbursts and such. Isn’t she cute???”
Ji and Taeyang gave confused looks at each other, “Well….I just want to thank you two for cooperating and finally getting along,” he smiled, “It’s been so much less of a headache for me—and all of us,”
She gave another smile, “No problem~”
When the two left Stephani pushed Seungri back to the bed, “You DUMBASS!!” she hissed, “Why do you keep doing that!”
He sighed, “Sometimes I get so aggravated that I want them to know! So that our crazy actions will make more sense to people!”
“Ugh, you need to calm yourself!” she said, “If we do that, it will hit the media and they’ll change it up into some crazy story and your fans will become confused and not see Big Bang the same. So keep ya mouth shut and we need to work through this TOGETHOR!”
“You sort of made sense…” he admitted.
“Well good, now may I PLEASE go to bed now?”
Seungri got up, “I don’t care,” then he turned to look at her, “Fine…and also, are you friends with Layla?”
“Yeah why?”
He shrugged, “No reason, how close are you to?”
“Were like best friends,” then she shook her head, “Why are you asking all this??”
“Hey! I’m just trying to get an idea of your friends,”
“Hmmm, makes sense…but yeah she’s a friend. And the other girl is Sky,”
“Ah… the bachelorette girl…”
She raised an eyebrow, “Bachelorette?”
“Yeah she’s having a party next week….I think I should know what to expect.”
Stephani gasped, “I forgot about that party!” she said, “Oh man….”
Seungri put a hand on his hip, “Yeah, now tell me what goes on at this thing.”
She grinned, “Well, since it’s Sky’s party all I can guess is a stripper, kinky drinks, sexual games, and more kinkiness,”
Seungri gave a dead stare, “No way...”
“Yes way… but it can’t be that bad...”
He scrunched his face “I do NOT want a stripper’s junk in my face!”
Stephani laughed, “Don’t get near him then!”
Seungri shook his head, “Ugh…women I swear….” He muttered, “Ok, well asides all that…tell me about Layla, is she single?”
She raised an eyebrow, “Uh, last time I checked she wasn’t…. but I think you should know that—“
“That’s all I needed to know!” he grinned then went to the door, “Smell ya later!”
Stephani shook her head, “I’ll let him find out himself,”