Stephani
3 o clock snuck up really fast and I continued to pace around the room thinking of how I will get through this chorography. I looked at my clothes, I was still in my sleepwear and I haven’t showered yet.
Oh god… I’ll have to get….naked.
I stared at the shower then looked in the mirror.
Man I couldn’t stand looking at this face. I sighed and slowly began to take the shirt off then I placed my hand on the hem of my pants and my heart started to race.
Maybe if I just close my eyes and pretend it’s not there maybe it won’t be that bad. I clenched my eyes shut and began to take the pants off.
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!”
I looked up and saw Seungri staring at me with wide eyes. I quickly covered myself, “I was trying to take a shower!!!” then I shook my head, “Wait what are YOU doing here?!?”
“Um…I was here to ask you…how do you uh..” he looked away avoiding eye contact, “How to you wash…it…”
I raised an eyebrow, “Wash….what?”
He looked at me then nodded his head down, after I gave another confused look he rolled his eyes, “YOUR PUSSY!” he cried out, “How the hell do you clean it in the shower???”
I could feel my face get hot, “You just…Wash it with water and lil soap...”
“Just a little soap?” he asked with a raised eyebrow, “are you sure? Cause yo shit stink!”
I glared at him, “Does not!”
“Whatever…” then he looked at me, “Just make sure you use Dove soap when washing my body, I refuse to use anything else,”
I rolled my eyes and pushed him out the bathroom, “I have choreography to prepare for!”
I sighed after I closed the door. And looked at the shower again, I was not looking forward to this. I turned the shower head on and took another breath before I took my pants and boxers off. I had my eyes closed trying not to look down. I knew it was down there, I could feel it. I stepped into the warm water allowing the water to run over my head. Curiosity got the best of me, I didn’t want to see what Seungri had but since I was in a man’s body I couldn’t help it. I looked down and my cheeks redden as I gasped. Was this between my legs the whole time!?
“Oh. my. god…” I gasped, “Holy…Shhh…whoa,” I looked up at the shower head, then quickly looked back at it, “It’s so….neat,” my face burned some more realizing that I have seen Seungri’s privates. I covered my face and screamed into my palms. I took deep breaths and ignored the image I saw and continued to finish my shower.
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I walked into the large dance room at exactly 4 o clock all the other Big Bang members were already in the room doing their stretches. I felt embarrassed when all eyes locked on me.
“What took you?” Taeyang asked, “Your usually one of the first people here?”
“Um, I had a late start,” I said with a nervous laugh.
“No matter, long as you’re here,” Jiyong said, “Let’s get this started,”
The music began to play and the choreographer told us to continue from where we left off last time. My heart raced as I stood in my spot, the other members started to do their steps and I quickly tried to match their moves. The dance instructor stared at us but I could feel him look at me the most.
The music stopped and I stumbled a little, the teacher looked at me, “Seungri? What was that?”
Everyone looked at me expecting an explanation, “Um, I was dancing…”
The man shook his head, “That was not dancing…you’re better than this! So stop playing around!” he scolded. “Now… let’s do this again,” he turned the music back on.
Everyone else did their steps flawlessly and I still tried to keep up but I was still late. I got a little too close to Daesung and accidently knocked him down.
“What the heck man!” he said.
“”I’M SO SORRY!” I said as I covered my mouth with my hand.
“Take this seriously!” Jiyong yelled.
The music turned off again and the instructor walked up to me and frowned at me, “Hell is wrong with you? Is this some kind of game to you?”
“N-No sir…”
“Then I don’t like the way you are disrespecting my dancing!”
“Sorry,”
“Pardon, I’d like to step in for Seungri...” spoke a voice.
We all looked at and there was Seungri walking in with sweats and a tank top on. My hair looked a mess; he could at least combed it.
“Stephani?” Jiyong asked.
The teacher narrowed his eyes, “Sorry but who are you?”
“Um I am Stephani but I can take Seungri’s spot,”
“This lesson is for Big Bang only,” he told him, “I don’t even know who you are.”
“Steph, why do you want to take his spot?” Jiyong asked.
“Cause I can do better,” he grinned.
“But… you can’t perform on stage with us…you’re not Seungri,” Tabi said.
“Just play the music,” Seungri said walking in the middle of the stage.
The teacher rolled his eyes but turned the music back on anyway. Seungri quickly began dancing to the beat and making every move flawlessly and perfectly. I’m not going to lie he did well; it was just weird seeing my own body move so…exotic like. It was kind of sexy.
He finished his last step as soon as the music stopped; everyone gave a round of applause.
“You moved EXACTLY like Seungri….” The teacher noted, “But you’re still not him,”
He gave a sigh and frowned, “YES I AM!”
I quickly ran over to him and put my hand over his mouth, “Excuse her,” I said with a forceful smile.
“You two should go somewhere and talk out this….game you two are doing,” Jiyong demanded then he looked at me, “You’ll just have to catch up on the lessons another day,”
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3rd person
The duo walked out the room both with frowns on their faces.
“Thanks for making me look like a dumbass!” Seungri muttered.
“Hey, I tried ok! It wasn’t easy to keep up,”
Seungri groaned, “I knew this would happen….my career is in danger cause of you!”
“Well sorry for trying!”
The two became quiet, and then Stephani looked at Seungri, “You didn’t violate my body did you?”
“Tch, I barely touched it! You don’t know how hard of a time I had to but this damn bra on, and why are your underwear so damn tight… ugh, feels so weird not having my body,” the he eyed Stephani, “I know you saw it….”
Her face turned pink, “Saw what?”
“Don’t play me dumb, you saw my goods didn’t you. Admit you liked it,” he laughed.
“Please, it was hardly a nub.” She grinned waving her pinky in his face, “Lil nubs.”
Seungri frowned, “well you have a smelly and hairy pussy, and it eats anything that comes in its path!” then he chuckled at his own dirty joke.
“My body is perfectly fine!”
“Uh-uh whatever, I know you liked what you saw in the shower, just don’t go touching on it ok? That’s my job,”
Stephani gave a disgusted look, “TMI!”
The two became quiet again for a couple minutes, then Seungri looked up at the ceiling, “Know what would be weird?”
“What…” she muttered.
“If we had sex,” he said simply.
Stephani’s eyes got wide and started to cough, “W-What?!” she choked out.
He grinned, “Don’t get any ideas, but seriously. If we did….it would be like, having sex with our own bodies. It’s like…the ultimate masturbation,”
Stephani coughed again, “Why would you even think that?!”
“It got quiet and I’m BORED and when that happens my mind starts to think of crazy scenarios!” mostly sexual ones to,” then he looked at Stephani, “So, I need to do something or I’ll imagine something else!”
Before she could say anything a lady came up to them, “Steph, we need you in the office to help with management,”
Seungri sighed and stood up, then shot a look at Stephani who was grinning. “Have fun being me,” she whispered.
Seungri
I walked into the office where there were a couple desks around the room; I looked around to find the desk with Stephani’s name on it. The girl looked at me with a confused expression, “Steph? Are you lost?” she laughed.
I looked up, “Erm, just looking…heh,” I turned and thankfully I saw her name tag on the desk behind me. I looked at the laptop and gave a blank stare. Fuck, what was I supposed to do? I turned and called out to the woman, “Yo…what am I supposed to do?”
The girl laughed, “Yo? What’s with the lingo?”
“Uh… I dunno,”
She laughed again, “You crazy girl. Anyway today I want you to update the Big Bang fan site with these poll result from fans.” She explained as she handed me some papers, "Something simple today,"
Oh this was going to be easy. “Got it,” I said taking the papers.
“Good, oh and also, I want to invite you to my bachelorette party,” she said, “It should be next Saturday night.” Then she winked, “It’s gonna be wild, I’ll hand out the invitations tomorrow,”
My heart dropped after she left bachelorette party??? And it was going to be ‘wild’??? Oh no, I don’t know how I feel about that. I shook my head getting the thought out of my mind and turned to the computer. I opened up the web page and opened up a new post. This was so easy. I looked at the paper and became interested. It was a poll on which Bing Bang member was the ‘most attractive’ I smiled to myself. I know I’m number one’. I looked at the poll and I gave a slight frown at the results:

1. T.O.P
2. G-Dragon
3. Taeyang
4. Seungri
5. Daesung

4th place?!? Not cool! And how the hell is T.O.P number one? He doesn’t even think he’s cute!! hell he doesnt even show his body!!. I gritted my teeth and slammed the papers on the table. I turned to the computer and began to type out the post. Then a sly grin came to my face. If I’m in control of the fan site…I could easily ‘change’ up the polls.
I back spaced the original poll and made my own:

1. Seungri
2. Daesung
3. Taeyang
4. G-Dragon
5. T.O.P

I snickered to myself at my success, and continued to type the post. Another girl came up to me and glanced at the computer screen with a confused look. “Why aren’t you using the CSS and HTML codes?”
I gave a blank stare, “CSS codes?”
“Yeah, you always do that, so the text fonts and widgets can fit to the site correctly. DUH” she said then walked off.
I tossed the papers in the air and sighed, I didn’t know shit about CSS codes. Or any computer codes. I put my head on the key bored angry that I’ll have to start all over.
“You ok over there Steph,” spoke a sweet voice.
I looked up and gazed at the unbelievable, it was Layla Song. My mouth parted open in amazement. The women I’ve had my eyes on for the longest was in the same room as me.
She gave an odd look, “Uh, Steph….you droolin girl,” she giggled.
I quickly closed my mouth, “S-sorry,”
“You look frustrated, what’s up?”
“Um….This,” I said pointing at the computer, “I um… forgot how to use CSS codes,”
She raised an eyebrow, “Really? We usually come to you for help,”
“Um… I’m having a brain fart today,” I giggled trying to sound 'womanly'
“Oh, well I can try my best,”
She leaned over me and started to type quickly on the computer. Weird symbols and text came to the screen. So this was the language of technology? I turned and looked at her arm, she smelled so good, and I leaned in closer and sniffed her hair. Layla moved her arm. ”W-What are you doing?!?”
I quickly pulled back, “S-Sorry! You just…smell nice,” I said sheepishly,then tried to think of a cameback, “What shampoo do you use?”
That’s what I always hear women ask to each other so it was my only excuse.
“I told you this many times…” she said, "Rio," she said in this hot accent.
“Oh…”
She tapped my head, “You’re so weird today,” she said, “Anyway, the codes are typed out so you’re good to go,” she smiled.
I gave a goofy smile as I watched her walk off, her legs were so sexy. Maybe being in this body wasn’t going to be all that bad.

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