This Isnt My Body!

After the Big Bang tour in Japan the band were back in South Korea and just as Jiyong promised he told Seungri and Stephani that their appointment with Bosa was today.
They both groaned in unison then glared at each other for doing the same thing.
“You can’t be serious Ji,” Seungri said, “People can’t know I went to some psych session, it’ll ruin my rep! Especially if its cause of…her,”
“Bleh bleh Bleh Blehhh,” Stephani mocked as she stuck her tongue out at him.
He scowled at her “keep that tongue out and I’ll cut it out for ya!”
She put her hands on her hips and did it again.
“You guys are acting like kids!” Jiyong scolded.
“Hmp,” they both pouted avoiding each other’s gaze.
“The limo will be here soon to pick you two up, so I suggest you two get your acts together and get ready,” he instructed then left to finish his song lyrics.
The terrible duo stood silently away from each other. “Firing you would have been so much easier,” Seungri said suddenly.
Stephani slowly turned to him with her mouth slightly open giving him a cold look, “What you just say?”
He smirked, “You herd me….”
Stephani looked around the room seeing if anyone else was around to hear the smack talk he was saying. She stepped up to him and poked his chest with her nail, “Keep talkin’” she glared, “Cause I’ll hurt you something terrible!”
Seungri rubbed where she poked him faking injury, “oooow, so rude!” he said then he started running around the room shouting, “Rape! Rape! Rape!”
“Tch! Shut up1” Stephani cried out.
Tabi walked into the room with an annoyed look, “You can’t be serious?” he said with a frown, then he took Seungri by the shoulder sitting him on one side of the room then went over to Stephani and sat her on the far opposite side treating them like little children, “Now, just wait on your ride to get here. In silence. Or do I have to babysit you guys as well?”
“No,” the both muttered, and then glared at each other for speaking at the same time.
Tabi gave a sigh, “Don’t make me come back out here either,”
Surprisingly the two sat in silence for ten minutes. When the limo pulled up the driver had Stephani sit on one side of the limo and Seungri on the opposite side. During the car ride they both looked out the window while giving death glares to each other every so often.
The ride took about thirty minutes. They arrived at a small house that was astray from other houses. The limo driver let the two out the car and reminded them to not kill each other.
“This is supposed to be the place?” Seungri said with an uninterested face expression.
“Stop whining and let’s just get this over with,” Stephani muttered walking up to the creaky wooden porch.
“Aish…For a person who’s a so called famous for what they do they can at least update this shitty place they call a home,”
Stephani glared at him, “You’re so rude!”
“Shut up and ring the damn doorbell,”
Muttering as she rolled her eyes she pushed the doorbell. A small frail old lady answered the door. She had a scarf on her head styled as a hood that casted a shadow over her eyes.
“Aiii… Hello,” she spoke, “You must be the two Mister Kwon told me about,” a smile came to her face, “Please…come in,”
They walked into her tiny home she told to take a seat on the loveseat.
“Um, sorry but I refuse to sit next to her,” Seungri said.
“I’m sorry, but I don’t have anywere else for you to sit,” the old lady said.
“I’ll sit on the floor,”
The old lady smiled, “Sit. On. The. Loveseat.” She said in an odd tone that spooked both of them out causing them to both take a seat on the small couch.
“Good,” she purred as she took her own seat in a tiny rocking chair.
Seungri looked around at her walls, she had many pictures of dogs and cats, “So. Where your degree?” he asked.
The lady cackled, “Sorry I do not have one of those,”
He frowned, “Then how the hell are—“
“Silence!” she hissed.
He quickly shut his mouth; Stephani hit his leg for making such a comment.
Bosa began to rock in her chair, “Now, tell me. What is your twos relationship?” she asked, “Husband and wife? Boyfriend and girlfriend?”
They both put their hands in protect quickly denying her guesses.
“I can do so much better than that anyway,” Seungri grinned.
Stephani bawled her fist and stared at him, then back to Bosa, “We’re Co-workers in a way,” she explained, “He’s with Big Bang and I’m the Marketer,”
“Well for a group or product to be successful all must cooperate,” Bosa began, “Now, what started this feud?”
“When I first got hired for Big Bang the other members treated me very nice but….THIS man right here thought it would be funny to pull pranks on me like erasing my files on my flash drive, putting salt or sugar in my drinks and locking my iPod.”
Seungri gave a snicker.
Bosa looked at Seungri, “And you make such choices because?”
He shrugged, “its funny!”
“Well are there other reasons? Like the causes of arguments and fighting?”
He sat up, “Oh yeah, Beyoncé’ here is a know it all! Always making comments on her high horse,”
Stephani rolled her eyes trying to resist the urge to punch him.
“Weird because these are acts of flirting back in my day,” Bosa grinned.
They both gave her a look, “It’s nothing like that,” the said in unison.
“Do you two know anything about each other? Besides arguing,”
They both looked and said no.
Bosa laughed to herself, it was hard to tell where her eyes were looking. “I think this is where I use my ‘specialty,” she hopped off her chair, “Please, follow me,”
The two got up and followed Bosa to a small back room where two tables were places with a single pillow for each. “I want each of you to lie on the two tables here,” she instructed.
They lay on the tables, and then Seungri asked, “What good is this supposed to do?”
Ignoring him Bosa took a seat in the middle between to two tables. “Now…” she said softly, “Close your eyes, and relax your body,”
“Utter bullshit…” Seungri muttered under his breath as he shifted a little to get comfortable.
The room became quiet moments later having their soft breathing being the only sound. “Clear your mind, think of nothing….your mind is now dark and unfilled…” Bosa began to light incense and tapped a ring to her bell, “Inhale…” she instructed.
Ding.
“Exhale…”
Ding.
Bosa waved the incense around both sleeping bodies then lifted their hand to check if it went limp. “Good, you two are doing well. Now the only thing you can hear is my voice and my voice only. You cannot hear anything else,”
Both their arms fell limp to the sides of the table. Bosa walked between the two and made their hands touch intertwining their fingers and all. While holding their hand Bosa began to chant something in a foreign language.
The lights started to flicker and all her candles blew out. “Beloved gods, I give you the souls of the incompatible. I call onto the curse of Ezra to clear these dark emotions!” The incense created a thin fog in the room. The lights flickered faster and more violently, the window blew open bringing in a strong wind. The lights continued to flick on and off then blacked out completely.

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