This Isnt My Body!
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I stormed down the hall with anger fueling inside me. Oh ho ho he done did it this time! I’ve had it with his shit! When I found his hotel room number I banged my fist as hard as possible, I didn’t care who herd or who I woke up I was that angry.
“Seungri!! Open this damn door!” I yelled furiously knocking.
He opened the door with a dirty look, “Fuck you want?”
I glared at him, “I know you it was you that put all that sugar in my water bottle!”
He sneered, “What makes you think it me?”
“You have a history of doing shit like this, and all your lil pranks been placed on me!”
He rolled his eyes, “God… you bitch so much,”
I clenched my teeth and kicked him dead in the family jewels. He gave a high pitch cry falling to his knees. “You Biiiiiiiitchhh…” he screeched out. “Owwwwwwww!”
The other members opened their door to see what all the noise was coming from.
“Steph, The heck is going on nooww?” Jiyong asked with a tired look.
“He put sugar in my water bottle! Like 3 cups of it to!”
They all looked at Seungri who was rolling on the floor in pain in a high pitch voice.
Jiyong just sighed; he was tired of our contact fighting. He rubbed his forehead, “Guys, this has been going on all week,” he said tiredly, “I don’t think we can take this anymore,”
“Yeah, I mean I love ya’ll both but this is too crazy for the group,” Taeyang added.
“Well maybe if you guys talk to mister ass face here and tell him to learn some damn respect then MAYBE we’ll get along!” I said.
“”Fuck yew!” Seungri cried out.
I frowned and kicked him in the leg.
“OWWWW! Someone put this chick on a damn leash!”
I gritted my teeth and clenched my fist to punch him, “Keep talking mother fucker! I’ll choke you with a leash!” Tabi held my arm back telling me to stop.
I gave a pout, “You see how he treats me right!” I whined.
Jiyong gave another sigh and placed his hands on his hips, “Look. I’d hate to get rid you two because Seungri is a good part of Big Bang and you Steph are a great Marketer for us. But this,” he held his arms out, “Needs to get fixed.”
I huffed, “Well. What are you going to do? Send us to some happy go lucky camp?”
“No, I know a great therapist—“
“I hate therapists!” Seungri protested.
“I don’t care,” Jiyong said, “anyway, her name is Bosa, she’s a lil different from most. But she’s really good. And you two WILL go to her,”
I rolled my eyes then looked at Ji, “Fine,” I said under my breath.
Seungri looked the opposite direction of me crossing his arms, “Long as I don’t have to sit next to her I’m fine…”
“Good. Cause after this tour that’s when the appointment starts,”
“Can we go back to bed now?” Daesung asked.
“Yeah,” Jiyong confirmed then locked his eyes on Seungri and I, “And I don’t want any more arguments rest of this week ok?”
“Ok…”
Jiyong looked at Seungri, “Don’t pester this girl alright?”
“Yeah yeah I got it. I’m going in my room,”
I crossed my arms and walked back down the hall to my room thinking of how I’m not looking forward to have therapy session with Assface. Ugh. I didn’t need therapy; he just needs a good ass kicking is all.
[3rd person]
Jiyong gave a tired sigh after the troublesome duo has been disbanded. Tabi gave Jiyong a skeptical look.
“That Bosa woman better be a miracle worker,”
Jiyong just shrugged, “all I hear is good reviews from her, so whatever her ‘secret session’ is it must work,”
“Why are they like this?” Daesung asked, “Ever since Stephanie came around everyone’s been nice to her except Seungri.”
“Maybe he likes her?” Taeyang guessed.
“That would be one violent relationship…” Tabi added.
Jiyong gave a tired look, “I have no idea…but I do hope they will at least stop going at each other’s throats,”
The four men gave tired sighs and retreated back to their rooms.
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A/N: this is more of my lesser serious stories. i dont plan for it to be long either lol comments are still appriciated :)